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Senior Usher
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-22-2010, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Well tell you what, you phone Interpol or the NSA and let them know that there's a group of Baptists praying for the destruction of your country.
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You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Originally Posted by Grapes
What i mean is that you want the same as many terror groups. Destruction of Denmark. And that puts you on a shared path with extreme muslims...UPS huh!
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Do the United Parcel Service also desire the destruction of Denmark? Good for them, I say.
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
That was the single most worst comeback in the history of the universe.
Somehow I think you have lost this arguement?  |
If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-22-2010, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Oh yeh thats correct. And old statue... off course. It cant be compared with MI5, MI6 or the three Lions can it?
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Do the United Parcel Service also desire the destruction of Denmark? Good for them, I say.
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WTF are you talking about?
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.
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Again, so angry and so focused on making people aware of their trip to hell - i think Mr Dinglemouse is already aware of his relationship with God... in New Zealand. Australia is after all something else.
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-22-2010, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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That is not true, however, our national security agencies are a bit slow and ineffective... It took them about 5 years to make a report on why they was slow at making reports...
O that ye would altogether hold your peace! And it should be your wisdom.
-Job 13:5
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Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-22-2010, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Grapes
WTF are you talking about? |
You wrote:
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Originally Posted by Grapes
What i mean is that you want the same as many terror groups. Destruction of Denmark. And that puts you on a shared path with extreme muslims...UPS huh!
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Clearly implying that you believe UPS to desire the destruction of Denmark, which is not unreasonable. They're certainly not Muslims, though, they've delivered delicious bacon to me on many occasions.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-22-2010, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You wrote:
Clearly implying that you believe UPS to desire the destruction of Denmark, which is not unreasonable. They're certainly not Muslims, though, they've delivered delicious bacon to me on many occasions.
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Ahh i see - i made a type-o. My bad. What i meant whas OOOOPS...
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-22-2010, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.
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I don't care about my salvation, I haven't been brainwashed into the whole 'heaven or hell' idea..
Atleast here in Australia we have Kangaroo's and cool snakes, the only good thing you Irish Twats have are leprechauns and then again, like your religion, they're fake
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-22-2010, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Okay then, no wonder terrorists run rampage over their country.
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Do the United Parcel Service also desire the destruction of Denmark? Good for them, I say.
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I wondered about that as well, but hey, they're an American company, so why not.
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If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.
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So true Brother, they demand a "sign from God" before they'll believe in Him. God sends a flood and they just mock it.
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
08-23-2010, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
So true Brother, they demand a "sign from God" before they'll believe in Him. God sends a flood and they just mock it.
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There is no proof that he send the flood... But if he actually did rearrange the stars so it said i am god and i am real, i for one would seriously reconsider my spirituality.
O that ye would altogether hold your peace! And it should be your wisdom.
-Job 13:5
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
10-26-2010, 11:47 AM
God had to take a huge piss, and look where he wanted to do it, right on Denmarkistan.
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
10-28-2010, 07:26 AM
God have answered our prayers. The holy scriptures guides us.
Leviticus 10:10
You must distinguish between the holy and the common, between the unclean and the clean,
Job 20:28
A flood will carry off his house, rushing waters on the day of God's wrath.
Job 22:16
They were carried off before their time, their foundations washed away by a flood.
Job 27:20
Terrors overtake him like a flood; a tempest snatches him away in the night.
Clearly god is now taking all the unholy and unclean and washing them away. Wiping out all the sinners.
Praise the Lord!
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
11-26-2010, 08:35 PM
HAHAHA!
those videos are just a mild case of bad weather in Denmark, any true Dane would be able to withsand ten times that.
Once again you weak Amercians soil yourself´s with pure fear at the prospect of rainy weather. Which only reveals that you Amcerians are fearfull of any sutch thing happing to yourself´s.
One common trait among Amercians is the consant soiling of your pants.
We have wet weather, you have wet pants.
Yes I am aware that you will delete this post since all Amercians are Fools and incapable of understading criticism.
Glory to Vaelum, third of the True Gods, God of Honor.
Glory to Daron, seventh of the True Gods, God of Dreams.
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
11-27-2010, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Voice of the Demonic
HAHAHA!
those videos are just a mild case of bad weather in Denmark, any true Dane would be able to withsand ten times that.
Once again you weak Amercians soil yourself´s with pure fear at the prospect of rainy weather. Which only reveals that you Amcerians are fearfull of any sutch thing happing to yourself´s.
One common trait among Amercians is the consant soiling of your pants.
We have wet weather, you have wet pants.
Yes I am aware that you will delete this post since all Amercians are Fools and incapable of understading criticism.
Glory to Vaelum, third of the True Gods, God of Honor.
Glory to Daron, seventh of the True Gods, God of Dreams.
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Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Deluge in Denmark -
11-27-2010, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
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Amen Pastor sir!
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