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Default Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 11-08-2018, 08:53 PM

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It's from: the Fake Science Site:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1108142448.htm


Those damnable scientists aren't even trying now!


That is no fossil! That is so obviously the tracks of a dirtbike and, I estimate is a lump of dried mud from about a year ago!


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See the front tire?

Case Closed!

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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 11-08-2018, 09:23 PM

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That is no fossil! That is so obviously the tracks of a dirtbike and, I estimate is a lump of dried mud from about a year ago!
That is one of The Worst Fakes Ever! Look at the size of those "footprints" and then look at how close together they are. Any creature that produced them would have to have unfeasibly short legs relative to the size of its feet, so that its belly would be dragging on the ground and WOULD HAVE ERASED THE FOOTPRINTS!!!!

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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 11-09-2018, 02:44 AM

I'm so tired of the liberal media trying to get me to believe fake news!


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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 11-09-2018, 04:18 AM

Dirt bike tire tread designers more than likely studied reptile tracks the same way submarine designers studied whales - which is why most submarines look a lot like whales. God got creation perfect, which is why it is worth studying and taking notes from the creator.


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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 11-13-2019, 09:25 PM

In further Fake Fossil News, the heathen Chinamen, aided and abetted by a Godless Dane called Frodo, are trying to persuade us that they have the remains of an ape that was nearly 10 feet tall and around 1,300 pounds. They have called it Gigantopithecus blacki, which I guess must be Chinese for enormous hairy black thing? Though how they knew it was black and hairy on the basis of a tooth is unclear.

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In an astonishing advance, scientists have obtained molecular evidence from a two-million-year-old fossil molar tooth found in a Chinese cave.The mystery ape is a distant relative of orangutans, sharing a common ancestor around 12 million years ago.
"Astonishing" well yes, it would be. "Evidence"? "12 million years ago"? They are also claiming it was around 10 feet tall and weighed 1,300 pounds. Do they take us for credulous fools?


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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 11-14-2019, 10:05 AM

Clearly a perpetuation of the "Yeti" myth so beloved of the Chinese in Tibet. There are no "Yetis" in the Bible and if God had known about Yetis, he would have mentioned them.





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Clearly a perpetuation of the "Yeti" myth so beloved of the Chinese in Tibet. There are no "Yetis" in the Bible and if God had known about Yetis, he would have mentioned them.
We need to send someone there to talk to the locals. They are always smarter than the scientists. Some years ago two local guys drank some beer, talked about bigfoot and cut some bigfoot footprints out of plywood. One strapped his shoes to the plywood and walked around the woods. Sure enough, scientists swarmed in to photograph and measure bigfoots tracks.

In this case, it looks like the locals with dirt bikes have outsmarted the scientists again.


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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 11-15-2019, 05:10 AM

How long before we get crop circle fossils?
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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 01-28-2020, 11:24 AM

As a big fan of paleontology, I've got a question! Genuinely curious here; Do any of you believe that creatures depicted in the Bible may have been dinosaurs/prehistoric animals? For instance, Behemoth,the Beast, dragons, Leviathan, and so on? What's everyone's thoughts on this?
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As a big fan of paleontology, I've got a question! Genuinely curious here; Do any of you believe that creatures depicted in the Bible may have been dinosaurs/prehistoric animals? For instance, Behemoth,the Beast, dragons, Leviathan, and so on? What's everyone's thoughts on this?

The Bible narrates time back to the creation, so in that sense there are no prehistoric beasts. Every animal that has lived has lived in the last 6000 years so they are catalogued and known from God's Word in the Bible. There may be some insects and other unimportant animals that were not taken onto the Ark and who have disappeared from history, but they are unknown and obviously not part of God's plan.


Many beasts mentioned in the Bible were single beasts with no herd so they could not be some kind of critter roaming around the Earth in a pack and thus could not be a part of some kind of mythical species. Some were dark spirits under the whip of the Devil, but again- they were but few, summoned up from the depths of Hell as needed.


So no, these beasts were real and not part of a fairy tale about some kind of monsters that lived a million years ago.


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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 01-28-2020, 05:45 PM

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So no, these beasts were real and not part of a fairy tale about some kind of monsters that lived a million years ago.
Thank you for providing such an in-depth response! I think that's very interesting.


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Dear Miss Fritzensteine: Well, I am not an expert on this, by any means, but from what I can gather, and as Brother Moss has said so eloquently, it is possible that some animals that did not make it onto the Ark. Besides that, if they were very large, as we're led to believe, then there would have been no room on the ship. If that is the case, then, of course, they did not survive the terrible flood and are most likely unknown to us. And, who came up with the term "dinosaur", anyway? You know, just because museums will feature "life-size" models of various creatures does not mean that I can believe they actually existed. I've said all along that the discovery of "fossils" are actually things that were planted by Satan, as a poor attempt to confuse and distract followers from concentrating on the glories of the .

You see, Dear, such distractions will serve to make sinners forget the truth of what should, truly, concern them:

John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

It is my hope and prayer that, rather than worrying about "dinosaurs", you will give your life over to the .




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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 07-08-2020, 09:08 AM

Say when their theories spit out a fancy electric or volcano/oil/alcohol assisted device, just because they use fossil theory to explain oil, should we accept their ideas on other topics?
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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 07-08-2020, 07:39 PM

Dinosaurs are a myth made up by evolutionists to get children interested in their so-called science. I can't abide that kind of indoctrination of little kids. It's a form of child abuse.

There isn't a single mention of dinosaurs anywhere in the Bible. The large skeletons belong to dragons. The Bible tells us about dragons 34 times.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet. Psalm 91:13

The next time anyone wonders how we can so confidently assert that evolutionists are liars, well, this is how we know.


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Default Re: Fake Fossil Foisted on Folk! - 07-09-2020, 08:19 AM

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The Bible tells us about dragons 34 times.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet. Psalm 91:13
I was particularly impressed that that was written so long after The Flood. The 91st Psalm does not include an author's name:

Before 2500 BCThe Great FloodGenesis 7
Before 2500 BCThe Flood SubsidesGenesis 8
Before 2500 BCCovenant of the RainbowGenesis 9
979 BCPsalms of Unknown AuthorsPsalms 1 - 150 (Assorted)

A time range between 2918 BC and 2448 BC is provided from Brown's commentary.
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These dates, on any standard used by dinosaur proponents, are so massively out of range as to be laughable. If dragons had died out (being dinosaurs) in 65,432,100 BC how could they have gotten onto The Ark? And if they had not done so, how would anyone know what they sounded like? Now sometimes we hear that phrases are used metaphorically. It could be argued that dragon trampling is a poetic description of something. Of what, exactly, I can't imagine. Probably a mental image: danger, vile power – and indeed by cherry picking Scripture other examples could be found. Malachi, for instance, might have been using poetry to represent the blasting of Esau. "Dragons of the wilderness" would describe dust devils or skin red raw from wind-driven sand, raging thirst, hallucinations from heat stroke and so on.
Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
I'm not actually making that claim, just a suggestion of how someone running billion-year clocks needs to think. But it's not thinking really, is it.
Micah 1:8 Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls.
Because Micah also refers to dragons IN THE CONTEXT OF KNOWN AND LIVING CREATURES. He is describing a type of sound. Yes, I've heard an owl; I know what type of sound is being referred to. As did the readers back then – otherwise what was the point of mentioning it at all? A dragon's wailing was equally familiar. Not to me perhaps but certainly to Micah's immediate readership. As familiar as an owl. If not, he might as well have written "I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the orgleflocktramine" since if dragons were supposed to be extinct a hundred million years ago an orgleflocktramine would be as useless as a dinosaur regarding its wails and grunts.

Micah was specific because he had a specific message which needed to be understood. It related to graven images, idols, harlotry, rolling in the dust, naked shame and mourning. So a very important message; he used familiar things in his message helping us to understand that the fossil timeline and God's timeline have nothing in common. Nothing in common at all.
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