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06-12-2010, 10:20 PM
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-18-2010, 05:24 PM
My friend is a true christian and he never molested himself and never had a girl friend. He said to me that 1 time a month, he have an erection on bed while he sleep.
If jesus didn't want us to molest our self to come out, how come he made us have wet dreams huh? Explain that please.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-18-2010, 05:34 PM
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My friend is a true christian and he never molested himself and never had a girl friend. He said to me that 1 time a month, he have an erection on bed while he sleep.
If jesus didn't want us to molest our self to come out, how come he made us have wet dreams huh? Explain that please.
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my brother is it true your friend only has one erection every month? if so there are ways to better his condition. but this is hardly the right place to discuss these matters unless his wife is getting desperate to carry his son. please send me a mail if that is the case.
i do not understad your question. please help me and ask in another way.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-20-2010, 04:36 PM
Ah, stopping with masturbating.
You can't imagine how hard that is for certain people.
I started with it a long time ago, but im still not completely rid of it =(
I do make progression though, its 4 weeks ago I did that for the last time.
I'm trying to stay near people as much as possible so that I have no chance to slip back.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-20-2010, 05:19 PM
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Ah, stopping with masturbating.
You can't imagine how hard that is for certain people.
I started with it a long time ago, but im still not completely rid of it =(
I do make progression though, its 4 weeks ago I did that for the last time.
I'm trying to stay near people as much as possible so that I have no chance to slip back.
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GOD bless you, young brother. Stay strong in CHRIST! Please feel free to contact me at any time you feel the devil urging you to touch yourself.
Pastor Zeke would also be happy to hear from you and assist in your struggle.
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06-20-2010, 06:33 PM
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god made our fun parts to fit together. duh. dick goes in hole, thrusts a couple of times, jizz, moan, done.
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06-20-2010, 06:41 PM
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god made our fun parts to fit together. duh. dick goes in hole, thrusts a couple of times, jizz, moan, done.
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Wow, you sound like quite a lover. Your wife must be the most satisfied slut on the block!
God made our "parts" as you call them for one purpose only, to create Soldiers for Christ! Sex is shameful and dirty for a reason, because God made it that way.
Why do think our "parts" are where they are on our bodies? God put them their so they would be easier to cover up!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-20-2010, 06:44 PM
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thrusts a couple of times, jizz, moan, done
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Your wife must be very happy that you can complete this awful task so fast. How long have you been married?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-20-2010, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron Cyril
Ah, stopping with masturbating.
You can't imagine how hard that is for certain people.
I started with it a long time ago, but im still not completely rid of it =(
I do make progression though, its 4 weeks ago I did that for the last time.
I'm trying to stay near people as much as possible so that I have no chance to slip back.
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I am also available to council young men in the fight against self abuse. I specialize in young Ex-Gay™ self abusers, but I do on occasion council heterosexuals as well.
Tell me Aaron, have you ever had any homosinual contact with another young man? If you have and would like to talk about it, my door is always open. PM me whenever you feel the urge to abuse yourself. With the help of Jesus, we can work through it, together.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-20-2010, 07:52 PM
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Tell me Aaron, have you ever had any homosinual contact with another young man? If you have and would like to talk about it, my door is always open. PM me whenever you feel the urge to abuse yourself. With the help of Jesus, we can work through it, together.
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Yes, I once had. But that was absolutely not my intention, only his..
I sort of got abused by a boy classmate approx ten years ago.
After that disgusting moment I never saw him again.
He probably got dismissed from school.
I'm glad there are people like Pastor Zeke and you (prof bessemer )
who help people to get rid of masturbation.
When I ever get seducted and nearly touch myself I shall contact you asap for some hints.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-20-2010, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron Cyril
Yes, I once had. But that was absolutely not my intention, only his..
I sort of got abused by a boy classmate approx ten years ago.
After that disgusting moment I never saw him again.
He probably got dismissed from school.
I'm glad there are people like Pastor Zeke and you (prof bessemer )
who help people to get rid of masturbation.
When I ever get seducted and nearly touch myself I shall contact you asap for some hints.
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Splendid! I am certain my expertise will help you when you feel tempted to pleasure yourself.
Also, if you would like to unburden yourself about your encounter with that awful catamite all those years ago, I would be willing to listen to all of the sordid details. Often, the first step to healing is to confide in a True Christian™ Ex-Gay© like myself. I will be praying for you son!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-21-2010, 10:13 AM
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I shall be working my way towards it Professor Bessemer.
So the sooner I can call myself a true christian, the faster the healing will go ?. I mean : I dont have serious trauma's relating to the moment I got abused, but it still resembles in my head now and then.
Thank you for your wise advice.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-21-2010, 11:18 AM
Thank you all, it's been a week since i played the devil's instrument, i know it isn't that long, but every little bit is worth it on my way to salvation, that and i'm fixing this problem solo, it's been tough but worth it.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-21-2010, 11:18 AM
what a marvellous post I have printed it off and given it my son who has dreadful problems with self abuse.
He rarely even puts his Cincinnati Bow Tie on recently as he is so busy doing the devils work. I have started beating him, am praying hard and given him the tips
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-21-2010, 09:41 PM
I am beginning to fall into depression gentlemen, and I need real men to help me. This is what my wife told me before we split:
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06-21-2010, 10:18 PM
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I am beginning to fall into depression gentlemen, and I need real men to help me. This is what my wife told me before we split:
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Get thee behind me Satan!
Do you suppose posting lesbanian pornographic filth in a thread titled "STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION" is what Jesus would do? Here we are doing our very best to recover from our personal hell, trying to keep our hands above our waists at all times and in walks the Devil himself.
Jesus give me strength to avoid viewing these wicked sluts!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-22-2010, 12:01 AM
oh darn
I saw it.. why am I so naïve.
I could have known it was something like that.
My young gentleman nearly wen't thru the roof .
Yet I did not even touched it
After successfully completing this huge task, it seems that I finally got rid of my masturbating problem
Atheists are good for something after all.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-22-2010, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Aaron Cyril
oh darn
I saw it.. why am I so naïve.
I could have known it was something like that.
My young gentleman nearly wen't thru the roof .
Yet I did not even touched it
After successfully completing this huge task, it seems that I finally got rid of my masturbating problem
Atheists are good for something after all.
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I am so proud of you! Anyone can shim sham his tallywhacker to dirty pictures on the internet, but only a REAL man can resist the urge!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-22-2010, 05:25 AM
One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.
Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
06-22-2010, 05:31 AM
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One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.
Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.
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