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01-25-2021, 02:29 AM
hibernation is greater than sleep. it's miles a totally deep sleep.the animal's temperature drops to simply over 0 centigrade, and its heart beats very slowly.folks who locate hibernating animals asleep frequently think that they may be useless: the frame feels very bloodless, and the creature might also breathe handiest as soon as each five mins.a hibernating animal can't feel any pain.you can contact it, or even pull its tail, with out causing it to move or awaken.in its hibernating kingdom it may even live in a toxic environment for a.
I can't go on. My loins are on fire for your Pastor Zeke. His workds about jesus sizzle.
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Re: Help me -
01-25-2021, 03:22 AM
Mr. Chen, if you like Pastor Ezekiel's words, you should listen to them. Our Godly Pastor is a minister of God, and therefore he is completely heterosexual.
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Re: Help me -
01-25-2021, 04:16 AM
Mr. Chen, it is your punctuation usage that is in hibernation. When your higher brain functions have awakened from a very deep slumber, you can set about to composing a proper introduction.
Please tell us how you came to know Jesus, where you go to read about and learn about and talk about Jesus. Please also tell us which is your favorite Bible verse. And remember, even if it doesn't seem like the verse is about Jesus, it really is.
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Re: Help me -
01-25-2021, 12:57 PM
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hibernation is greater than sleep. it's miles a totally deep sleep.the animal's temperature drops to simply over 0 centigrade, and its heart beats very slowly.folks who locate hibernating animals asleep frequently think that they may be useless: the frame feels very bloodless, and the creature might also breathe handiest as soon as each five mins.a hibernating animal can't feel any pain.you can contact it, or even pull its tail, with out causing it to move or awaken.in its hibernating kingdom it may even live in a toxic environment for a.
I can't go on. My loins are on fire for your Pastor Zeke. His workds about jesus sizzle.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Help me -
01-25-2021, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnchen969
hibernation is greater than sleep. it's miles a totally deep sleep.the animal's temperature drops to simply over 0 centigrade, and its heart beats very slowly.folks who locate hibernating animals asleep frequently think that they may be useless: the frame feels very bloodless, and the creature might also breathe handiest as soon as each five mins.a hibernating animal can't feel any pain.you can contact it, or even pull its tail, with out causing it to move or awaken.in its hibernating kingdom it may even live in a toxic environment for a.
I can't go on. My loins are on fire for your Pastor Zeke. His workds about jesus sizzle.
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Hello to you, Miss Johnchen, and may I extend to you a most cordial to . We are so pleased that you have found us in the vast interwebs galaxy, as that shows us that you desire to find the Truths of Almighty .
Now, then, I must point out that you seem to have missed our friendly requests at the top of our Introduction Forum. I shall post these for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We can't wait to get to know you, Dear, and it is my hope that you will provide us with this very important information -- as soon as possible.
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Help me -
01-30-2021, 11:03 AM
Doesn't the Biblical proscription against crippled people entering a church also apply to the mentally crippled?
Please, get this woman some help. Preferably not near here. The county hospital in Des Moines would be appropriate.
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Re: Help me -
01-30-2021, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnchen969
hibernation is greater than sleep. it's miles a totally deep sleep.the animal's temperature drops to simply over 0 centigrade, and its heart beats very slowly.folks who locate hibernating animals asleep frequently think that they may be useless: the frame feels very bloodless, and the creature might also breathe handiest as soon as each five mins.a hibernating animal can't feel any pain.you can contact it, or even pull its tail, with out causing it to move or awaken.in its hibernating kingdom it may even live in a toxic environment for a.
I can't go on. My loins are on fire for your Pastor Zeke. His workds about jesus sizzle.
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I suggest wrapping yourself up in a nice throw and reading a Good Book©, like the KJV Holy Bible. Chock full of the Greatest Stories Ever Told®
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Help me -
01-30-2021, 10:37 PM
Would you like some dressing to go with your word salad, Johnny dear?
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