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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-24-2007, 08:07 PM

No, neither of us are gay. I dunno why your constantly suggesting that, probaly trying to cover up your own homosexuailty.

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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-25-2007, 04:34 AM

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So in other words you don't know squat about what happened to Omerta over in England and you are just outgassing. You do seem to have though a lot about bringing abother man to his knees. Anyway Joo, why bother with your' fist comie; Jesus gave us guns for reason, just shoot his ass in the back and be done with it. That's how it is done in the USA pal.

So what's the deal between you and Omerta, some homerish on line "Best Friends for Life" nonsense?
No I don't know what happened to him over there, I was speaking hypothetically.

Second I did think a lot about it since that's what I learned in Martial Arts for the past six years, I learned how to fight and how to do it right.

I don't like guns because as I said, guns are for pansies. There are exceptions like in war and the Police and such, but if you need a gun to take down a thug you really must suck @$$ at life. Besides shooting someone in the bag is a d*ck move.

Third we're not "best friends for life" or even best friends. We just know each other over the net as far as one can be friends with someone he's never met in person.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-25-2007, 06:17 AM

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No I don't know what happened to him over there, I was speaking hypothetically.

Second I did think a lot about it since that's what I learned in Martial Arts for the past six years, I learned how to fight and how to do it right.

I don't like guns because as I said, guns are for pansies. There are exceptions like in war and the Police and such, but if you need a gun to take down a thug you really must suck @$$ at life. Besides shooting someone in the bag is a d*ck move.

Third we're not "best friends for life" or even best friends. We just know each other over the net as far as one can be friends with someone he's never met in person.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-25-2007, 10:11 AM

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So in other words you don't know squat about what happened to Omerta over in England and you are just outgassing.
Of course he knows what happened, because Omerta told him. You're not trying to suggest that Omerta would say something that wasn't true, are you?


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-25-2007, 10:51 AM

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Who the **** is THAT? And it wasn't a threat. I was speaking in hypothetical terms.

And yeah, Joo isn't a best friend. But I like him. And I respect him. I consider him a friend.

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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-30-2007, 05:31 PM

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Second any competent fighter knows it takes more than just getting back up after getting a fist to your nose. Broken or not the strike rattles your senses and disrupts your vision for a brief moment, that's more than enough time for them to get the gun away from you and shoot you with your own weapon.

Any half competent fighter could also kill you with that one hit to the nose before you would know what was going on as well. A good palm to the nose in an upward notion can break the bone and send it shooting straight up into the brain. One solid strike the base of the neck with the ridge of your hand at the appropriate angle with the appropriate force will incapacitate someone right then and there. One hit to the throat can cause someone to lose control of their body for a good amount of time. As cheap as it is, one hit to the testicles can drop a man.

As you can see there are quite a few ways to drop a man before he has the chance to retaliate gun or not. Now I'm not arguing that if it is not by surprise and the man sees the attacker coming he should be able to get is gun out and shoot the attacker without problem, but the issue was on surprise attacks.
You know what really rattles you? Having a car blow up less than 300 feet away and finding a child's ring finger in your pocket when you get home at night.

But enough about my weekend. Things are really going great here in Iraq-- birds are singing, people are smiling, and the best part is, it's a democracy! Hooray!


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-30-2007, 05:58 PM

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Of course he knows what happened, because Omerta told him. You're not trying to suggest that Omerta would say something that wasn't true, are you?
Well, if your a balding, drunken with power, freak who loves Jesus, then you probaly wouldn't get the point.
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No I don't know what happened to him over there, I was speaking hypothetically.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 08-07-2007, 04:36 PM

Well, now that the kids have gone to bed, we grown-ups can go back to talking about me and the Green Zone crusaders who are civilizing Iraq. It's amazing how this place, which has for all of history been famed for it's backwardness and poverty, is becoming an example to all he world of what a country looks like after a full-hearted embrace of conservative policy.

Free-market economic polciy has brought prosperity, and universal firearms ownership has eliminated crime while keeping terrorists and tyrants at bay. The children are well-behaved and the streets are clean enough to eat off of (seriously, I see families doing this all the time - Iraqis just love their picnics!)

My only fear is that somebody else will steal credit for the civilizing of Iraq. Maybe the dumbocrats in congress will claim it was their doing.

So, I'm collecting articles that prove that it's because of conservative republican policy that makes Iraq the place it is today, and that, with a dose of conservative republican medicine, any nation will become just like Iraq.

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'Marshall Plan' for Iraq fades
Once the $18.6 billion for reconstruction is spent, the nation might have to rely on private investment. 'No pain, no gain,' a U.S. official says.

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By Doug Smith and Borzou Daragahi

After more than 2 1/2 years of sputtering reconstruction work, the United States' "Marshall Plan" to rebuild this war-torn country is drawing to a close this year....no plans to extend its funding.

...U.S. officials are promoting a tough-love vision of reconstruction that puts the burden on the Iraqi people.

"The world is a competitive place," Tom Delare, economics counselor at the U.S. Embassy, said this month during a news briefing. "You have to convince the investor that it is worth his while to put his money in your community."

But embassy and reconstruction officials outlined a program of private investment and fiscal belt-tightening by the new Iraqi government as the long-term solution to the country's woes, even if that causes short-term suffering for Iraq's people.

"No pain, no gain," Andy Wylegala, whose job at the embassy is to help Americans do business in Iraq, said at the same briefing. "It's a very difficult procedure to pass through. But when I look from my side, I see it as a long-term, very favorable development."

The U.S. Embassy credits the reconstruction effort with restoring sewage treatment to more than 7.7 million Iraqis, opening 21 berths at the Umm al Qasr port, building nearly 600 miles of freeways and primary roads, and developing three new international airports: at Basra in the south, and Irbil and Sulaymaniya in the north.

It says 124,000 Iraqis are employed...


...it is an undeniable reality that huge progress has been made in the last 2 1/2 years, both on the physical infrastructure and the mercantile infrastructure," Wylegala, the embassy official, said at the briefing.

...Two of Iraq's neighbors, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, have given less than 10% of their combined pledge of $1 billion...

"We will be urging them more and more pointedly," the official said. "They are the beneficiaries of a huge oil price windfall...."

Officials in Baghdad say that far more important than all the aid is the debt restructuring agreement reached in December with the International Monetary Fund that will forgive as much as 80% of the $120 billion that Iraq owes.

[Now the Iraqis only owe us 21,000,000,000 dollars that we loaned them, when they were squandering money on parades for Saddam and crap!]

Delare said both the U.S. and world financial markets would be pressing the new Iraqi government to embark on a crash course of economic restructuring.

It would include privatizing companies...getting rid of employees...and ending subsidies.

"We believe the Iraqi population does not understand the true cost of subsidies," Delare said. "They do not understand that that these are monies that they don't see, monies that don't benefit them and monies that for the most part go to the benefit of the few or corrupt society in general."

Staff writers Bruce Wallace in Tokyo, Saif Rasheed in Baghdad and Paul Richter in Washington and special correspondent Cristina Mateo-Yanguas in Madrid contributed to this report.



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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 08-14-2007, 08:39 AM

Trent, we haven't heard from you for a while and are hoping you're okay. Some of the more emotional members of the weaker gender are downright worried. After all, there are lots of dangers in Iraq, jumbo shrimp being the perfect size for choaking and all, not to mention the lack of lifeguards at the pool, and the roads being crowded with newly-wealthy Iraqis who are still learning how to drive.

Please set our minds at ease.


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 08-16-2007, 09:06 PM

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Trent, we haven't heard from you for a while and are hoping you're okay.
Please set our minds at ease.

Sorry, I've just been so busy. You're an enterpreneur, you know how it is: you wake up in the middle of a weird dream, find you have an ingenious idea, and the week goes by in a blur of wheeling, dealing, and consulting with your legal defense team.

You see, the key to civilizing Iraq is to bring in foreign investment. Like the rest of the world, the Iraqis have spent the last 6,000 years sitting around in squarlor, waiting for a Nike factory to arrive and bring them into the 21st century. But there's not enough investment in Iraq. Why?

I thought about what we did in my hometown. We installed some retro lampposts, painted over graffitti, and picked up litter. Now, the graffitti is just scribbles so investors can't be offended by that, so the key to bringing investment to Iraq is dealing with the litter problem. People said tackling that issue head-on would be a lost cause, that I would be caught in a quagmire and be left weaker than when I started. But I boldly stayed the course.

I hired a contractor to put litter bins on a few key streets. But I had unestimated the creative genious of the free market. The contractor not only put the litter cans every 50 yards or so along main streets, he also thoughtfully put them right outside police stations, checkpoints, and anywhere Americans might be, just to make sure we never have to deal with the unpleasant sight and smell of litter.

I was worried that the Iraqis would not know what to do with this unframiliar technology, but very soon the bins were full of garbage. In the garbage I saw proof of a regular industrial revolution happening in he Iraqi economy: industrial waste, like fuel, fertilizer, explosives, nails, ball bearings, etc. were among the garbage. Unfortunately, in the hot sun some of the litter bins have caught fire, and exploded at some unlucky times.

I was accross the street when two marines lost a few limbs and a guy from Blackwater will need his face replaced, but that's the price of liberty. No pain no gain. Pain is just weakness leaving the economy. Free people are free to make mistakes.

Mission accomplished.


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two marines lost a few limbs and a guy from Blackwater will need his face replaced, but that's the price of liberty.
You know my nephew who's working for Blackwater, it wasn't him, was it? How's he doing, anyway?


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 08-17-2007, 02:19 AM

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You know my nephew who's working for Blackwater, it wasn't him, was it?
No, it was some black guy, so it's not like a good-looking face was lost. I'm sure Walter Reed will having him looking like Michael Jackson in no time.

Yeah, I met your nephew, He gave me a fun drive through injun country, Blackwater-style. He REALLY hates tailgaters, by the way. Some lamer was following us too close, so he grabs the 50 cal and BLAMBLAMBLAM totally Pnwed that N00b!

Or maybe that was a game of Halo. We did that too....Hard to think in all this heat.


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 08-20-2007, 10:49 PM

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He REALLY hates tailgaters, by the way. Some lamer was following us too close, so he grabs the 50 cal and BLAMBLAMBLAM totally Pnwed that N00b!

Or maybe that was a game of Halo.
Richard sure likes his gaming. It was when he was showing me his "Abu Graib" mod for The Sims when I suggested he take up the crusader's cross in Iraq.

He sure has "pnwed" a few "n00bs" as you say, he's sent me the photos to prove it and on Christmas he even sent me a gold tooth.


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 08-27-2007, 03:52 AM

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the key to bringing investment to Iraq is dealing with the litter problem.

Mission accomplished.
I forgot to tell you my best idea: one of the hardest pieces of litter to clean up are the unexploded cluster bomblets. None of the charity or NGO types want to pick them up, they're all afraid of breaking a nail or something. So how to clean up the mess?

Easter egg hunt!

Iraqis kids don't know that Easter is only once a year, so I got a translator to tell them that Easter is every Sunday. For every cluster bomblet they bring in, I give them one of those tinfoil-wrapped chocolate eggs.

Economic growth is resulting in inflation though, now I have to give two eggs per bomblet yet still they're less and less kids participating every week.


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 09-03-2011, 03:49 AM

Praise Jesus, as I re-read this thread I realized yet again that George Bush was completely right to go to war against Iraq. Fighting terrorism and the Islamofascists is really the last real moral war of any importance. If we can't beat them then nothing else really matters, does it?


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