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Jesus End Times News: Prophecy Fulfilled - 12-30-2015, 01:14 PM


Jesus doesn't know when exactly He'll be coming back (Mark 13:32). He only knows it will be "soon" (Revelation 22:20).

It's been almost 2,000 years since Jesus promised He'd be back soon (Revelation 22:20). Over the last two millennia people have speculated about when Jesus will return and when apocalyptic events will happen. Up until now, their predictions have always failed.

Jesus told His followers to be constantly in a state of heightened alert (Mark 13:33-37) and watch out for the signs of His return (Matthew 24:22-23). You're probably wondering why Jesus said this to First century Christians if He wasn't going to come back for at least 2,000 years. The answer may lie in the fact that Jesus didn't know when He'd be back (Mark 13:32).

Recent events, however, leave no doubt. Jesus' return is imminent. Ancient prophecies are being fulfilled in our lifetime.

It has come to my attention that there have been as many as 819 unexplained mass animal deaths since 2011. Most of these involve fish die-offs.


God is angry with people for sinning, so He is killing fish. (See below)

This is just as the Bible predicted.

Hosea 4:1-3: Hear the word of the Lord, ye children of Israel: for the Lord hath a controversy with the inhabitants of the land, because there is no truth, nor mercy, nor knowledge of God in the land. By swearing, and lying, and killing, and stealing, and committing adultery, they break out, and blood toucheth blood. Therefore shall the land mourn, and every one that dwelleth therein shall languish, with the beasts of the field, and with the fowls of heaven; yea, the fishes of the sea also shall be taken away.



I can't wait for more animals to die and for famine and war to break out. It means Jesus' return is that much closer. Glory!


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Jesus Re: End Times News: Prophecy Fulfilled - 12-30-2015, 01:56 PM

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Jesus doesn't know when exactly He'll be coming back (Mark 13:32). He only knows it will be "soon" (Revelation 22:20).

It's been almost 2,000 years since Jesus promised He'd be back soon (Revelation 22:20). Over the last two millennia people have speculated about when Jesus will return and when apocalyptic events will happen. Up until now, their predictions have always failed.

Jesus told His followers to be constantly in a state of heightened alert (Mark 13:33-37) and watch out for the signs of His return (Matthew 24:22-23). You're probably wondering why Jesus said this to First century Christians if He wasn't going to come back for at least 2,000 years. The answer may lie in the fact that Jesus didn't know when He'd be back (Mark 13:32).

Recent events, however, leave no doubt. Jesus' return is imminent. Ancient prophecies are being fulfilled in our lifetime.

It has come to my attention that there have been as many as 819 unexplained mass animal deaths since 2011. Most of these involve fish die-offs.


God is angry with people for sinning, so He is killing fish. (See below)

This is just as the Bible predicted.

Hosea 4:1-3: Hear the word of the Lord, ye children of Israel: for the Lord hath a controversy with the inhabitants of the land, because there is no truth, nor mercy, nor knowledge of God in the land. By swearing, and lying, and killing, and stealing, and committing adultery, they break out, and blood toucheth blood. Therefore shall the land mourn, and every one that dwelleth therein shall languish, with the beasts of the field, and with the fowls of heaven; yea, the fishes of the sea also shall be taken away.



I can't wait for more animals to die and for famine and war to break out. It means Jesus' return is that much closer. Glory!
Brother Alan,

Excellent News!

Finally, this is going to be our last year of material existence before the Heavenly Meadows accept us and God wipes our tears (Revelation 21:4).

In your expert opinion, do you have any data on the actual numbers of individual animals perishing because of Jesus? I'm obviously expecting the 33.3333...% loss of all organisms!



Revelation 8:9
And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

I don't think this would have to be instanteneous, though. It may take a while to smite all the hagfish and blowfish and dolphins! Have you noticed any increase in the number of shipwrecks?



I'm expecting Jesus and the flight up the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:17) any day now!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: End Times News: Prophecy Fulfilled - 12-30-2015, 02:47 PM

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In your expert opinion, do you have any data on the actual numbers of individual animals perishing because of Jesus? I'm obviously expecting the 33.3333...% loss of all organisms!
Brother Elmer, we have an unfair advantage over the secular scientists. They wait until after an event has happened and then collect and analyse data. We know what the results will be before the event has happened. Our data on this matter is the prophetic word of God.

The fish die-offs have begun. It has started. 33.3% will die before Jesus returns. If we can't know this, what was the point of the prophecy?

Most articles on fish die-offs (such as this one, for example) only give a rough estimate, they just say "thousands have died."

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I don't think this would have to be instanteneous, though. It may take a while to smite all the hagfish and blowfish and dolphins! Have you noticed any increase in the number of shipwrecks?
Shipwrecks are happening. It may not be instantaneous, but as with the fish, 33.3% of ships will be destroyed before Jesus returns.


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Default Re: End Times News: Prophecy Fulfilled - 12-30-2015, 03:37 PM



Stare into the face of Jesus! Too bad the ultimate proof of His existence is in Cathylick hands.

First Corinthians 15:12-19 “Now if Christ is proclaimed as raised from the dead, how can some of you say that there is no resurrection of the dead? But if there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is in vain and your faith is in vain. We are even found to be misrepresenting God, because we testified about God that he raised Christ, whom he did not raise if it is true that the dead are not raised. For if the dead are not raised, not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile and you are still in your sins. Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished. If in Christ we have hope in this life only, we are of all people most to be pitied.”


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Default Re: Another fish die-off - 01-01-2016, 02:30 PM

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It has come to my attention that there have been as many as 819 unexplained mass animal deaths since 2011. Most of these involve fish die-offs.
Brothers and sisters, events are moving very quickly. Since I posted this, the number of unexplained mass animal deaths has risen to 823! God got a few more good kills in before the close of 2015. One of the more recent die offs includes thousands of fish washed up on the coast in Mississippi due to red tide.

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WAVELAND -- Thousands of dead fish were picked up by land servicing crews in Hancock County on Sunday, and officials say it may be associated with the red tide algae that spread through South Mississippi waters earlier this month.

A dump truck driver told the Sun Herald that he began loading dead fish on the beach near Washington Street early Sunday morning. By 1 p.m., he had made his way to the shoreline in Waveland near Buccaneer State park. He said crews picked up about 15,000 fish.

Hancock County Chief Deputy Don Bass said most of the fish washing ashore have been black drum. Bass said Hancock County Emergency Management received calls about the fish early on Sunday, and the agency has been working with the Mississippi Department of Environmental Quality to remove the fish.

Bass said the county has received some phone calls over the past two weeks about dead fish washing ashore, and those instances were associated with the red tide algae blooms as it moved westward into Louisiana.

The red tide algae that swept through South Mississippi waters earlier this month was responsible for the deaths of thousands of fish that washed ashore in Harrison and Hancock counties. On Dec. 11, the algae blooms shut down oyster reefs across the Coast, and they may remain closed until March.

Melissa Scallan, spokeswoman for the Mississippi Department of Marine Resources, said the agency believes the red tide is responsible for the fish deaths in Hancock County. She said dead crabs may have washed ashore as well. DMR will sample the water Monday to be certain.

Scallan said the red tide algae has been moving west and should be in Texas waters, but the effects can still be lingering in South Mississippi.

Officials told the Sun Herald this string of algae blooms is one of the worst in South Mississippi history.

Algal concentrations, measured in cells per liter of water, must reach 5,000 cells per liter to cause oyster reef closures. Water samples taken Dec. 12 in some areas in Mississippi held concentrations of more than 1 million cells per liter, DMR Chief Scientific Officer Kelly Lucas said.

"This is very uncommon," she said. "We have had a bloom before, in the 1990s, but I don't think we've ever had cell counts that high."

Revelation 16:3-4: 3 And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea. 4 And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.

Did you notice how the article attributes the red tide to algae rather than angels pouring vials on the waters? They do this to make it seem like the die-offs have a natural explanation. They know Jesus is coming back and they are scared.

Revelation 6:15-17: 15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; 16 And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: 17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

They are in denial and they want to cover up the truth. Which brings me to my next point . . .

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Default Re: Denial of prophecy is fulfilment of prophecy - 01-01-2016, 03:16 PM

Here is some delicious irony for you. When people deny prophecy, they are actually fulfilling prophecy.

Second Peter 3:3-4: 3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

Peter's prophecy is being fulfilled right now. Today we hear people say Jesus isn't coming back, there have always been wars and famines and earthquakes, there's nothing special about the times we live in or the events we're seeing. Here's one example, a YouTube video by AronRa. As you watch, you will see prophecy being fulfilled.


Peter said this is exactly what would happen in the last days. Can there be any doubt they're here?


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