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Default New TV show "Born this way" - 12-04-2015, 03:33 AM

I have seen previews on my TV about a new show called Born this way. Part of me doesn't want to watch it because of the defective humanlike creatures featured and the other part wants to laugh at the waterheads. What do you all think?
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Default Re: New TV show "Born this way" - 12-04-2015, 04:35 AM

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I have seen previews on my TV about a new show called Born this way. Part of me doesn't want to watch it because of the defective humanlike creatures featured and the other part wants to laugh at the waterheads. What do you all think?
I think you have too much time on your hands. I think that God disproves of laziness and perhaps, Brother, you might think of new ways to please God. Maybe you could work at planning a Boycott of the program and rally other foil-hats to join you on your mission for God. Perhaps there is something you could do to minimise the "Waterheads" numbers so as to make this program pointless. Maybe petition them all to go live in California.

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Love Jesus Re: New TV show "Born this way" - 12-04-2015, 07:08 AM

"Born This Way"... Is this a show about Christians? I suppose that would be "Re-Born This Way". Maybe a nice little show about youth being enticed off the peewee football field and into Christ's arms! Mr. Faith, we may have a new show on our hands! I'll chat with the LBC Studios and see what they think.


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Default Re: New TV show "Born this way" - 12-04-2015, 11:42 PM

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I think you have too much time on your hands. I think that God disproves of laziness and perhaps, Brother, you might think of new ways to please God. Maybe you could work at planning a Boycott of the program and rally other foil-hats to join you on your mission for God. Perhaps there is something you could do to minimise the "Waterheads" numbers so as to make this program pointless. Maybe petition them all to go live in California.

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Default Re: New TV show "Born this way" - 12-13-2015, 05:14 AM

Wow, this thread just oozes Christ-like love. Waterheads? Really?
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Wow, this thread just oozes Christ-like love. Waterheads? Really?
Young lady, did you register here just so you could roam around the forums and spew hatred? Because if that's your plan you can just take a hike. This is a forum for praising God, not making snarky comments.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New TV show "Born this way" - 12-13-2015, 05:22 AM

In what universe is calling people waterheads and retards praising God?
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In what universe is calling people waterheads and retards praising God?
It's the perfectly logical consequence of following the Bible 100%, like the True Christians™ here do. You'd know this if you ever bothered to read the thing for yourself, instead of always accepting what people tell you it says.



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Dear Sequoyah,

It is the Universe Created by God by observing the waters (Genesis 1:2) and bringing the Urlicht to shine in the void (Genesis 1:3). It is the Universe where our dwelling place was formed my making a tiny air pocket in the midst of these waters (Genesis 1:7) with the Firmament and the terra firma isolating us from the waters above and below (Genesis 1:9).

His Word Created it. His Word (Genesis 1:3; John 1:1). His World, His Rules (Exodus 3:14).

Our efforts of name-calling are but a feeble shadow of the rhetorical ingenuity of God as Jesus or as the Holy Spirit transmitting His Commandments to mankind. Selected examples are as follows:

Matthew 12:34
O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

Romans 1:29-31
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:


We don't have to like this World but we have to accept God to get into a better one (John 3:18).


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Default Re: New TV show "Born this way" - 12-13-2015, 05:45 AM

Now you're trolling me calling me Sequoyah spelled like that when I told you I hate that. My computer doesn't even say it correctly when you do that. IT'S SEQUOIA!!! I guess I should consider the source. I told you I was autistic and now you're gonna milk it for all it's worth by throwing bad triggers at me.


Also, God wasn't calling names, but calling people out for their actions, like if someone called you an insensitive, low-class troll for going around bullying the disabled. This is completely different from making fun of people who happen to have a disability.
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Also, God wasn't calling names,
You wanna bet?

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OwO I luv bein gay! I was bown dis wai! *wags tail* :3
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Default Re: New TV show "Born this way" - 09-25-2018, 05:34 PM

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OwO I luv bein gay! I was bown dis wai! *wags tail* :3
And the Bible says that God hates you because He made you that way and you refuse to deny it and He will send you to Hell for it.


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And the Bible says that God hates you because He made you that way...
And can anyone blame Him? Once I left beef for stew in the oven overnight because I forgot I had it there when Mr. Etheldreda decided to treat us all at Olive Garden for dinner to celebrate his spectacular success with the Landover Baptist Men's Mission to Las Vegas. So many souls were saved for Christ, I could smell the Devil Himself left over on Mr. Etheldreda's suit when he finally came home. I made that beef and I hated it because if fouled up the entire house with a burned stink that got into everything for days. I can only imagine Jesus Himself thinks of the Gays stinking up His Holy Mudroom (Earth), and can't wait for the day the stench - and the repulsive source of useless meat that causes it - is finally cleaned up.


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