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Watermelon Why Herman Cain is welcome in Freehold - 12-07-2019, 03:51 PM

In my previous post I did not mean to imply all Negro people in Freehold need be employed as household staff.

Freehold would welcome, for example, former wealthy Presidential candidate Herman Cain. He is listed as having $15 million.

Cain, a conservative Republican, has values much like our beloved President Trump. Like our President, he was accused of having affairs with various women. He paid a considerable amount to women who used to work for him. They are harlots, I am certain. Because of this we know Cain is not a homer bringing with him the worst of all sins.

President Trump wanted to nominate Herman to the Federal Reserve. There was such an uproar about his affairs with women and past financial "arrangements" Cain withdrew his name.

Cain is the founder of a fast food chain. Nothing is more patriotic than feeding America with cheap food and plenty of it.






Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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African Re: Dear True Christians: Your diversity statements are problematic - 12-07-2019, 10:45 PM

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"Gibs me yo wallet, cracka."


I don't understand why the GOP needs such a scary-looking thug as one of its token nigras. The Godfather, named after the first murderer, black as sin. For all Obama's psychotically evil sinfulness, at least he is a relatively non-threatening-looking mulatto, just a few shades north of high yellow. I, for one, wouldn't want to meet Herman Coon down a dark alley no matter how conservative he claims to be.


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Default Re: Dear True Christians: Your diversity statements are problematic - 12-07-2019, 10:50 PM

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I, for one, wouldn't want to meet Herman Coon down a dark alley no matter how conservative he claims to be.
Brother: I urge you to rephrase, as Godly Herman Cain is worth 7 million dollars, which means that the GOP needs him not only for diversity but also for donations.

I, for one, find that amount to be positively color-blinding.
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Default Re: Dear True Christians: Your diversity statements are problematic - 12-08-2019, 07:50 AM

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I don't understand why the GOP needs such a scary-looking thug as one of its token nigras.
Brother Lukes, you and I may disagree on many things, but on this issue we are firmly together. I have put out a request on Amazon Mechanical Turks for someone to compile a list of the least threatening looking negros thugs in America to tap up for running as an R for Congress. Early results show Gary Coleman leading (you know what those early voters are like).
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Cross Re: Dear True Christians: Your diversity statements are problematic - 12-08-2019, 02:56 PM

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Early results show Gary Coleman leading (you know what those early voters are like).
Watchu talkin bout Dr. Toole?


Well praise Jesus! That's great news! I just love Gary Coleman (what has he been up to these days?) Somehow, the blacks just aren't nearly so terrifying when they're so tiny, no matter how dark they are. Really, I think you've hit on something big here. What the GOP needs to do is import a bunch of jungle pygmies, put them in suits, and place them strategically around Republican events.


They'll be threefers: dark black, midgets, and foreigners - much less "privileged" than Democratic negroes.



God put the Africans over there on the dark continent to be our servants (Genesis 9:25), but Godly slavers never did find a use for this particular breed. Now we know why God made them. This is truly proof of the greatness of God and of His plan.


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