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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 11:21 AM

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Mahdi... so you are a Shiiiiiit Mooslimb?
Both "Schools of thought" agree a Mahdi is comming with Jesus, they only differ on WHO is the Mahdi
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 12:41 PM

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Both "Schools of thought" agree a Mahdi is comming with Jesus, they only differ on WHO is the Mahdi
When Jesus comes, I don't think there'll be any mudslimes with him - wake me up when the 2 "schools of thought" have sorted it out and I'll repeat the message.

PS Are these "Schools of thought" schools for retards?





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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 03:00 PM

You have the right to think what you want, you shouldnt be so rude however.
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Default Re: Men: Are You Building an ARK? - 08-19-2008, 03:47 PM

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You have the right to think what you want, you shouldnt be so rude however.
Thanks, Miss Manners.

Rude is coming to a Christian forum where people are trying to praise Jesus and shoving your moon worshiping cult in our faces.


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