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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 07:46 PM

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You are confusing archaeologists with cultural anthropologists, again.
Mrs de Barriga, this person says he's a freshman. Given that we're in January, doesn't that mean he's only been at college for one semester? I'm kind of surprised at them letting him loose on fieldwork so soon, but - assuming he hasn't been thrown out - maybe that's a thing at the University of New Dworkin or wherever? But my point is that perhaps they haven't yet covered the difference between the two disciplines. I'm told that a lot of the first semester is devoted to basic literacy skills.

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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-22-2019, 11:46 PM

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But never mind digging, turns out the ground is frozen and will be for a long time. (Anthropologists are always pictured in tropical places - it's a lie!)
I can't begin to tell you how hard the soil is in Freehold. It's like a big piece of ice. "....ground is frozen and will be for a long time" yes that is true. I'm thinking call us in 20 years of so, maybe it will be thawed out.

We don't want anyone digging or poking around where they do not belong in our Christian City.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 12:26 AM

Sorry Mr Construct, but I did not red everything on this thread. I have a question. What color is your skin?


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 12:54 AM

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Is that they're calling binge drinking these days?
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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 04:42 PM

I'm looking at a vacant lot that was formerly the "Men's Prayer House" before it moved next door. The heat from the sauna has prevented most of the dirt from freezing, and there's lots of hot water out-flowing from the hot tubs that could be used. Oppression does not stop for winter, so neither will the revolution!

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Don't try to pull rank on me, I have far more freckles than you, each one crying out for the sacred African homeland they were cruelly torn from.


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Post Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 07:01 PM

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Don't try to pull rank on me, I have far more freckles than you, each crying out for the shithole African homeland they were cruelly torn from.
I've never heard of someone trying to pull a lower rank before. For the record, here's the racial hierarchy:
1. White
a. Nordic, Germanic, Anglo
b. Latinate, Irish
c. Slavic
2. Asian
a. Japanese
b. Chinese
c. Other
d. Pacific islander
3. Middle Eastern
a. Jewish
b. Arabic
c. Turkish
4. Indian (dothead)
5. Indian (feather)
a. South American
b. North American
c. Eskimo
6. Negro
a. American
b. Caribbean
c. African
7. Australian Aboriginal


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 07:25 PM

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I'm looking at a vacant lot that was formerly the "Men's Prayer House" before it moved next door. The heat from the sauna has prevented most of the dirt from freezing, and there's lots of hot water out-flowing from the hot tubs that could be used. Oppression does not stop for winter, so neither will the revolution!



Don't try to pull rank on me, I have far more freckles than you, each crying out for the sacred African homeland they were cruelly torn from.
Do you think you are a racist? Hint: everyone else does.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 07:37 PM

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I'm looking at a vacant lot that was formerly the "Men's Prayer House" before it moved next door.
The site of the former Men's Prayer House is not available for a dig. Information about the MPH is available only through private files in the Mayor's office and the Landover Baptist Church confidential files. I can share that the facility was used exclusively by important men in Freehold including the Landover Baptist preachers, the Mayor and a few select other men. It was used solely for deep prayers that were enhanced by male fellowship.

For complicated reasons, the building was razed and prayers are now conducted elsewhere.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 08:12 PM

Mr. Mayor, did you even win the popular vote? You are likely in power only thinks to Putin's master-meme makers creating false consciousness with their ultra-rare Pepes.

The Revolution has already uncovered some fascinating artifacts including the original Mormon "magic underwear". Museum-gowers will be amazed to see how frilly, oversized, and heavily-used it was. It seems to be very salty, proving that it was Native Americans who cross the sea and discovered Europe, not the other way around.

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Do you think you are a racist? Hint: everyone else does.
Everybody thinks they are racist because everybody is a little bit racist, and since everybody is a little bit nazi everybody needs a little bit of punching. I accept this, but tell the color of people to aim carefully to avoid my freckles.

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For the record, here's the racial hierarchy:
See how much we have in common? We both agree that there should be a racial hierarchy governing everything we do. We AGREE on this, the rest is just semetics. See how the Nazis divide us? UNITE! UNIT! UNITE! THE PEOPLE UNITED CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE UNITED CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE UNITED CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE UNITED CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE UNITED CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE UNITED CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE UNITED CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED!


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 08:20 PM

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tell the color of people to aim carefully
OMG I'm sorry I meant to say "people of color" not "colored people" Imso sorry1!!!!!!!! Please mods edit this before someojne is oppressed by it! Or give me mod powers so this never happens again please!!!!!!!!!!


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OMG I'm sorry I meant to say "people of color" not "colored people"
But all you said was "color of people". You didn't say "colored people".

Until you did.

What has been said cannot be unsaid. It's out there.

Don't bother replying, I'll do your reply for you:



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Mr. Mayor, did you even win the popular vote? You are likely in power only thinks to Putin's master-meme makers creating false consciousness with their ultra-rare Pepes.

The Revolution has already uncovered some fascinating artifacts including the original Mormon "magic underwear". Museum-gowers will be amazed to see how frilly, oversized, and heavily-used it was. It seems to be very salty, proving that it was Native Americans who cross the sea and discovered Europe, not the other way around.
This country has too many liberals with spades digging into the past where things were buried for good reason. The site of the former Men's Prayer House is not to be disturbed, especially by a liberal busy body.

I'd suggest you go further west and dig up the grave of Miss Kitty from Gun Smoke to see if she was a harlot.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 09:44 PM

I just want to let the OP know that I, too, come in peace. I'm pretty sure he knows what I'm talking about.


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Question Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 10:14 PM

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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 10:24 PM

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OMG I'm sorry I meant to say "people of color" not "colored people" Imso sorry1!!!!!!!! Please mods edit this
Checkmate. Or since you don't understand how chess games are won, let's just say we killed more of your pieces.

You can be forgiven, but we'll need more bitcoins. Also we want you to teach us how to use devices to mine bitcoins. Can pacemakers mine bitcoins? There's a lot of folks at the retirement home who are behind on their tithes.

Anyway, let's have less of this Indiana Jones nonsense, and more of this alliance-building diplomacy stuff you've been promising.
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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-23-2019, 11:53 PM

Thank you for the bitcoin, that was a good start.

But might I remind you:

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You've got your whole life ahead of you, and that's a nice University enrollment you've got there, and it would be a pity if the folks back on campus heard that you wonder utter

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Because, I hear they get rather angry when people say

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And it might cost you a lot more than a few more bitcoins if they discover that you said

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Quishe?
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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-24-2019, 06:17 PM

I'm ready for peer review!

I have a great collection of peace pipes, clubs, staffs, anointing oils, Mormon magic underwear, some sort of ring or bracelet and other unidentified objects. Did you know that Native Americans had rubber before Europeans? They even made balloons!


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-24-2019, 06:36 PM

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I have a great collection of peace pipes, clubs, staffs, anointing oils, Mormon magic underwear, some sort of ring or bracelet and other unidentified objects. Did you know that Native Americans had rubber before Europeans? They even made balloons!
Why do you want me to review your pee?

Anyway, I've looked at the stuff you dug up, and the peace pipes are bongs, the clubs and staffs are some very muddy dildoes, the anointing oil is "butt-butter", and everything else is a sex toy as far as I know.

Sorry bro, but look at the bright side: there's no snakes.


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You are NOT peers with any True Christian, unbeliever! Please see 2 Corinthians 6:14.


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Default Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace. - 01-24-2019, 07:23 PM

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He seems a bit dim, doesn't he Brother? I'd imagine he doesn't have too many peers outside residential centers for the terminally bewildered - the sort of place where people are kept safe from harm and allowed to care for toy bunny rabbits which they think are real. I wonder (only idly - I'm really not that interested) where he has actually been digging. Because with that sort of haul, it certainly wasn't in Freehold.

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