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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 11-30-2009, 01:51 PM

I'm in some doubt. How fars does this go? What about sporting mascots like this?



Where do they come in on the Sin Scale?
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 11-30-2009, 07:39 PM

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Where do [sports mascots] come in on the Sin Scale?
I would venture very high, for they are bigger and stronger, and can actually overpower the child. This is why it is very important to never invite a sports mascot into the home.

I am also going to guess that those (indecently short) pants have an elasticized waist, for swift attack.
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I would venture very high, for they are bigger and stronger, and can actually overpower the child. This is why it is very important to never invite a sports mascot into the home.

I am also going to guess that those (indecently short) pants have an elasticized waist, for swift attack.
Even more disturbing...what about the guy/gal who's actually inside?

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Even more disturbing...what about the guy/gal who's actually inside?

Ugghh. It gets worse and worse!

It is probably some offender on a police registry, and this is a way they've figured out to conceal their identity AND still be close to children.
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First off, I would like to say that the unicorns in the Bible are not the same as children's toys. Children's toy/plush unicorns are the product of magical beliefs. They ARE NOT the same as the unicorn in biblical times.
The unicorns in Bible are believed by most theologians as the extinct giant rhino, elasmotherium. They were used in the Bible to display strength, through a visual aid. So, giving your daughter a unicorn wouldn't necessarily be a biblical lesson unless you told her that it signified strength through God. Also, if the unicorn that she was given was quite large I could understand her "riding it", for to her it would be like riding a small pony.
If your daughter is young, she wouldn't understand what that "fuzzy feeling" was. While, I completely agree with spanking her and getting rid of the unicorn, I wouldn't say that she was doing something intentionally wrong. For, how would she know any better? I would recommend sitting her down and explaining why she was spanked and why the unicorn was burned, for then she would understand that it wasn't riding the unicorn as a horse that was wrong, but that it was a completely different matter all together.

On the subject of Teddy Bears, they were named after Theodore Roosevelt, the president at the time they were invented. So, why would they be evil if they aren't used in an evil way? I am greatly confused.
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First off, I would like to say that the unicorns in the Bible are not the same as children's toys. Children's toy/plush unicorns are the product of magical beliefs. They ARE NOT the same as the unicorn in biblical times.
The unicorns in Bible are believed by most theologians as the extinct giant rhino, elasmotherium. They were used in the Bible to display strength, through a visual aid. So, giving your daughter a unicorn wouldn't necessarily be a biblical lesson unless you told her that it signified strength through God. Also, if the unicorn that she was given was quite large I could understand her "riding it", for to her it would be like riding a small pony.
If your daughter is young, she wouldn't understand what that "fuzzy feeling" was. While, I completely agree with spanking her and getting rid of the unicorn, I wouldn't say that she was doing something intentionally wrong. For, how would she know any better? I would recommend sitting her down and explaining why she was spanked and why the unicorn was burned, for then she would understand that it wasn't riding the unicorn as a horse that was wrong, but that it was a completely different matter all together.

On the subject of Teddy Bears, they were named after Theodore Roosevelt, the president at the time they were invented. So, why would they be evil if they aren't used in an evil way? I am greatly confused.
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First off, I would like to say that the unicorns in the Bible are not the same as children's toys. Children's toy/plush unicorns are the product of magical beliefs. They ARE NOT the same as the unicorn in biblical times.
The unicorns in Bible are believed by most theologians as the extinct giant rhino, elasmotherium. They were used in the Bible to display strength, through a visual aid. So, giving your daughter a unicorn wouldn't necessarily be a biblical lesson unless you told her that it signified strength through God. Also, if the unicorn that she was given was quite large I could understand her "riding it", for to her it would be like riding a small pony.
Is this in the men's only section? I understand we are talking about things of that nature, but shouldn't we be talking about this subject, referring to Deacon Jeb's daughter, over there?

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If your daughter is young, she wouldn't understand what that "fuzzy feeling" was. While, I completely agree with spanking her and getting rid of the unicorn, I wouldn't say that she was doing something intentionally wrong. For, how would she know any better? I would recommend sitting her down and explaining why she was spanked and why the unicorn was burned, for then she would understand that it wasn't riding the unicorn as a horse that was wrong, but that it was a completely different matter all together.
I'm really uncomfortable discussing this subject, but I agree with you wholeheartedly. He should definitely tell her what she did wrong in addition to the whipping and throwing away the toy for her sticking it into her, er um...

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While, I completely agree with spanking her and getting rid of the unicorn,
Thank you.

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I wouldn't say that she was doing something intentionally wrong.
She didn't do anything intentionally wrong. It was simple foolishness on her part, and the Bible tells us how to deal with the foolishness of children:

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. - Proverbs 22:15

A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. - Proverbs 18:6

A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. - Proverbs 26:3

Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. - Proverbs 19:29

Note the last one: when you hit them with the rod, you need to do it hard enough to leave visible marks.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-02-2009, 06:53 AM

I do have a question for you,"heathen basher" I am wondering if you really read what I wrote. I wasn't condemning anyone, nor was I saying anything that was not true. I was giving advice. It is true that the belief in unicorns today is purely magical. All the big time media corporations take only the mythical side of the unicorn, not the biblical side. I am not liberal nor take any part in the left wing of politics. I am a republican. The father did what he saw fit for the child, and I completely respect that. The majority of what I said was for the people who were condemning him. The people that posted that spanking is wrong for instance. Apparently they haven't read the majority of the Bible. I personally was spanked as a child, and it did me good. If my parents had only sat me down and tried to talk to me as an adult, I would have never learned from my mistakes. I most likely would have just blown them off.
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I think he was refering to the use of the term "rocks" in your username.

To term "rocks" (with the meaning being "is good") comes from "Rock and Roll", the devil's jungle music. The term "Rock and Roll" was first a term meaning sexual intercourse. The rocking being thrusting. So your username is basically "The Bible thrusts during sexual intercourse". Do you see how that can cause misunderstandings?
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-02-2009, 04:05 PM

I have found the Lyrics to what I can only describe as the most Satanic song of all time.

It's called "Me and my Teddy Bear" and I am continually having Nightmares since reading it

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In the house next door to me
a little boy lives there
So far so good

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At christmas time his santa claus
brought him a teddy bear
Here are the first signs of Demonic intent. Why does this dirty old Bearded man give gifts to a small Boy?
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he loves that little teddy bear
he's with him all day long
Now it starts to get serious. The Boy is starting to have a fixation.

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and the sweetest thing
you'll ever hear
is to hear him sing this song
The only Songs this boy should be singing should be in Praise of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Does he not know that Jesus (temporarily) died for his Sins?

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Me and my teddy bear
have no troubles have no care
Me and my teddy bear
just play and play all day.
Being a Good Christian is all about having worries and cares. He should certainly care that very soon he will be writhing around in agony in the deepest Pits of Hell.
What about spending time in his Prayer Closet?


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I love my teddy bear
he has one eye and has no hair
We have a Thread somewhere about Mongs and Crippers.

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I love my teddy bear
We play and play all day.

Every night he's with me
when I climb up the stairs
and by my bed he listens
until I say my prayers.
Of course he is. Watching, listening, waiting.
This poor child is an innocent victim of Demons.


BAN THEM NOW BEFORE ANY MORE INNOCENT CHILDREN GET CAUGHT!!

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Oh, me and my teddy bear
have no trouble have no care
Me and my teddy bear
we play and play
all day!
I'm sorry, i have to go and lie down now.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-02-2009, 08:59 PM

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I have found the Lyrics to what I can only describe as the most Satanic song of all time.
If children were given more Little Marcy records, like they were in my day, there would be a lot more reinforcement of good values.

This one was always one of my favorites; "Devil, Devil Go Away". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIOi9SFF1F0
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-04-2009, 04:29 AM

First off, I know I'll probably get banned for this, and frankly I don't care.
Hello, I'm a confirmed methodist and I know already from reading a handful of your posts that I'm going straight to Hell for that and what I'm about to say. *All around the world Christians are stereotyped as a self-rightous, hypocritical, science hating people, and sites like this really aren't helping. *We need to wake up and take in modern ways if Christianity is to continue to prosper, every year less and less people are going to church, getting baptized, you get my point. * *Second, you may quote the bible very often, but are you reading and understanding what needs to be? *If not, here are a few quotes you should read:*
1.“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12). *
2.“A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult”
3."Love thy neighbor."
Please think about what I have said, and in summary, give peace a chance.*
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-04-2009, 04:54 AM

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*We need to wake up and take in modern ways if Christianity is to continue to prosper, every year less and less people are going to church, getting baptized, you get my point. *
So you're saying we should ignore the Word of God in order to be more "modern"? You're placing modernness above what God requires of us for salvation. And you wonder why we say you are going to Hell?

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1.“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12). *
That's actually Matthew 7:1. Well, a bastardized version because those words aren't in my KJV! Anyways, Matthew 7:1-5 is about hypocritical judgment, not against judgment in itself. Read it, dummy.

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Just like how you show your annoyance at us on your first post?

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A neighbor being a True Christian™. I love my fellow TC brothers and sisters. We know a neighbor can't be unsaved scum, since the Bible commands us to remain seperate from their kind.

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?



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Please think about what I have said, and in summary, give peace a chance.
I have only one thing to say to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIOi9SFF1F0

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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-04-2009, 10:50 PM

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I'm in some doubt. How fars does this go? What about sporting mascots like this?



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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-04-2009, 10:55 PM

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-04-2009, 11:00 PM

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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 12-04-2009, 11:01 PM

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We're too busy kicking balls, boy-o!
Why you Haggis muncher! I've just about had enough of you!


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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