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Default Re: 5 Reasons why Freehold pools have no lifeguards - 11-30-2019, 02:56 PM

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Science is the work of the devil right?

Devil is the work of God. Science is folly of ignorant people following the devil.

Isaiah 45:7

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
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It's amazing how you're able to solve all the world's problems without actually thinking about anything.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why Freehold pools have no lifeguards - 12-02-2019, 01:37 AM

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Yes, Malthus was a minister. But neither Malthus nor Marx were quoting the Bible. You are wasting our expensive space here by telling tales from non Biblical sources.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why Freehold pools have no lifeguards - 12-02-2019, 02:04 AM

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The Holy Bible is not nonsense, sweetie.

Exactly. God came up with it (John 1:1, 2 Timothy 3:16-17). Whether you think it is nonsensical, or cruel, or unfair, or bigoted, or stupid, or laughable is of no consequence to the Almighty. You follow it or you burn forever (James 2:10).


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Total nonsense...
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Total nonsense...
Mr. Crackpot: Have fun telling that to Almighty when He calls you to the Halls of Judgment!

II Corinthians 5:10 "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."

Matthew 12:36 "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

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Mr. Crackpot: Have fun telling that to Almighty when He calls you to the Halls of Judgment!

II Corinthians 5:10 "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."

Matthew 12:36 "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."

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Mr. Crackpot: Have fun telling that to Almighty when He calls you to the Halls of Judgment!

II Corinthians 5:10 "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."

Matthew 12:36 "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."

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You should learn physics...
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why Freehold pools have no lifeguards - 12-03-2019, 04:19 PM

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I wonder why you believe this drivel?
The Inerrant Word of God is not drivel! It is the best Book ever written, with the Holy Ghost being the ghost writer behind all 66 books!

Ah, and those who do not believe this "drivel" end up in the fiery pits of Hell. That's a good incentive to believe it, don't you think?
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The Inerrant Word of God is not drivel! It is the best Book ever written, with the Holy Ghost being the ghost writer behind all 66 books!

Ah, and those who do not believe this "drivel" end up in the fiery pits of Hell. That's a good incentive to believe it, don't you think?
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Well, sweetie, that's why God gave you free will: to either follow His Word 100%, or roast in forever!


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Well, sweetie, that's why God gave you free will: to either follow His Word 100%, or roast in forever!


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Fear of death is meaningful only to the weak minded...
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Fear of death is meaningful only to the weak minded...
Yes, only the weak minded atheists, who God tells us are fools (Psalms 14:1), fear death. Intelligent Christians fear the wrath of God and the unending torture of eternal damnation.


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Well, I dunno about you, but when I'm driving 80 mph on a 70 mph highway (and still being the slow one comparing to those who fly by me at an estimated 90 mph), I'm glad that most drivers fear death enough to avoid serious accidents.

The morons who text while driving or drive after drinking - those are the strong minded, you say?
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Dear Mr. Crackhead: It is not drivel -- that's the point that you choose to ignore.

II Timothy 3:16 " All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".

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You should learn physics...
Physics won't save you on the Day of Judgment, Dear. You might be a brilliant student, but that will not do you any favors when you're ignoring the plain truth from Almighty, which is set out so clearly within the .

II Timothy 3:7 "Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."

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Default Re: Proof that Twitter makes you stupid: a demonstration by Peter The Tweeter - 12-05-2019, 02:49 PM

@Crackhead - Have you learned physics?
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Default Re: Proof that Twitter makes you stupid: a demonstration by Peter The Tweeter - 12-05-2019, 11:38 PM

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