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Trump Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-26-2023, 01:29 AM

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But wait, does that mean that Sicilians have the Curse of Ham too?
A spade is a spade. Are you familiar with the one-drop rule?


Dum DeStoopidis, a high yellow Negro, is nothing but a puppet of the African-American Elon Musk. How can we teach children about the evils of homosexuality and liberalism if we can't say "gay?" That's like trying to teach about WWII without being able to say "Nazi." Biden, a literal Nazi supporting Nazi warmongers in Ukraine, is a militant fag enabler. The only one who can stop him is TRUMP!


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-26-2023, 10:19 AM

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Meatball DeSandwich has basically announced he's not ready to be the main course. However - depending on if he can stop pandering to liberals with soft-on-woke policies - I could see him as a No. 2. A Karmala Harris to Trump's Joe Biden, if you will.
Ron DisGusting doesn't need to run for No. 2. He's already a number two.

President Trump needs someone loyal as his VP. Mike Pillow is the perfect candidate, assuming that Kanye forgets to take his thorazine the week of the convention.



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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-26-2023, 04:27 PM

It's over for DeSantis. Don Jr's called it.

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‘Trump has the charisma of a mortician’: Donald Jr confuses dad with DeSantis

In online show, former president’s son also accidentally says father’s energy ‘makes Jeb Bush look like an Olympian’
Despite his error, the point stands I believe. DeSantis has the charisma of a mortician - a robotic cardboard cutout (mis)reading off a prompter no doubt - why is nobody talking about that?


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-26-2023, 11:10 PM

I can't imagine anyone voting for Ronnie PuddinHands. Except maybe the people of Florida. I'm sure they don't want him as President, but no doubt they'd like to get him out of Florida's governor's mansion. Which I just so happen to have a picture of:



Things have run down in the Sunshine State since Moron Ron was elected governor.


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-26-2023, 11:13 PM

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I can't imagine anyone voting for Ronnie PuddinHands. Except maybe the people of Florida. I'm sure they don't want him as President, but no doubt they'd like to get him out of Florida's governor's mansion. Which I just so happen to have a picture of:



Things have run down in the Sunshine State since mormon Ron was elected governor.
I have heard this is DeSantis' campaign headquarters. Perhaps we should get permission to post this picture.


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Trump Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-27-2023, 12:10 AM

Well, I think Ron DeSperate is getting very worried. He knows that he doesn't stand a chance against our beloved, strong President Donald Trump. And, even President Trump has had some fun that has undoubtedly left poor, chubby Ronnie shaking in his boots!

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Former President Donald Trump posted a bizarre fake audio call between Twitter owner Elon Musk, Republican primary rival Ron DeSantis, billionaire George Soros, Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler, World Economic Forum (WEF) chairman Klaus Schwab, former Vice President Dick Cheney, and the Devil on Wednesday.

“The Devil, I’m going to kick your ass very soon,” the fake Trump declares. “Hitler, you’re already dead. Dick Cheney sounds like he’ll be joining Hitler very soon. Klaus Schwab and George Soros, I’m putting both your asses in jail.”

And Ron DeSanctimonious can kiss my big, beautiful 2024 presidential ass. Trump 2024, baby! Let’s go,” he concludes.
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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-27-2023, 05:16 AM

I wish Tucker could provide some guidance here. Something feels so wrong about this but I'm getting aroused can't put my finger on it.


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-28-2023, 11:35 PM

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I wish Tucker could provide some guidance here. Something feels so wrong about this but I'm getting aroused can't put my finger on it.
Yeah, that picture is all wrong. Hitler would never endorse Ronald Zion DeShabbos. And Satan is a registered Democrat, what would he be doing at a GOP event? Not to mention Mr. Trump's inclusion. The others of course - Soros, Schwab, Cheney, Musk - are all high ranking Illuminatus pulling Ronaldo's strings. Him being a marionette would explain the hulking posture and robotic demeanor. I thought at first, maybe he's an animatronic like the fake Joe Biden. But why would Disney set their puppet to attack themselves? It just didn't make any sense. But when I was putting up the strings on the bulletin board and consulting /pol/, then it hit me. He's some kind of bioengineered cyborg stitched together from the discarded pieces of children the elites used to satisfy their lust and harvest adrenochrome. That also explains why Ron DeManlet is so short.


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 05-29-2023, 11:19 AM

DeSazter?
Is he Sicilian?
Ew!

Matthew 7:27
And the rain descended,
and the floods came,
and the winds blew,
and beat upon that house;
and it fell:
and great was the fall of it.
Christ's audience knew about rain, floods and wind – volcanos? Not many around Capernaum.
Maybe one erupted in the Golan heights millennia ago but otherwise, nothing.
Not so in Sicily however! The whole island is essentially one big volcano, bringing us to the map.
MAP of ETNA


If you want the names of the numbered towns and villages a slightly larger map is linked.
The volcano is marked "X" and the thumbnail goes to a scenic view of the dreadful thing.
If I were building near a volcano, the house would be as far away as possible. Sicilians by contrast
get right in there. The scenic view shows houses & villages & towns as far as the eye can see right
up against the sides presumably hoping for some volcano god magic energy. It's true the spurting
apex is not populated but the amount of lava and rocks and granite (in smoke form, heavy enough
to smite whole cities when it falls down) is immense. You don't need to know how a volcano works
once you've seen one to know you don't want to be in the vicinity when it blows up.
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But wait, does that mean that Sicilians have the Curse of Ham too?
I have no doubt the curse of Ham afflicts Sicilians not only with savage superstitions ready for priests
and cardinals to cash in on, but with a cavalier attitude to building regulations no sane person would
ever consider. Is this really the type of mind we want running things in a Christian country? Because
apart from all the vowels (e.g. the names on the map) no Sicilian comes without it. I had no idea.
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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 06-06-2023, 01:09 AM

Is this some kind of joke?

In my travels I have been twice in the land chosen by the Lord: once I went to New York, and once to Orlando.
The only difference between those two shitholes was the amount of grass that needed to be taken care of. The level of depravation on the streets was so much that reminded me of Europistan.


Here are five reasons to NOT let Tiny D run for elections:


1) Ron Desanctimonius was punished by God with a tornado last year. I barely escaped from it, driving from Orlando to Miami. I got there and took the family to the airport and headed away to never coming back until a real trumpist Christian is in charge.


2) He is not Trump.


3) DeSoros shut down some parts of Florida at some times during pnademics, enforcing communism


4) Meatball Ron is an Italian and not a True American


5) He has never ever grabbed a woman by the pussy


Is there anything more to add?


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 07-13-2023, 03:51 AM

The "new" DeSantis makes me uncomfortable. It's as if True Christianity™ is no longer the lane to high office. A short while back he talked Christain talk all the time. He used a bit of scripture about Paul.

But suddenly, he stopped talking about God. Is it allowable for a Republican candidate not to say he we chosen by God to run for President? Thinking back to Mike Huckabee and Michelle Bachman, they talked of little else. George W. Bush said Jesus was his favorite teacher.

If this guy wants to represent God's favorite political party he had better get right with Him.

DeSantis' lack of God-talk signals a shift in Republican politics (msn.com)


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 07-13-2023, 01:19 PM

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Is it allowable for a Republican candidate not to say he we chosen by God to run for President? Thinking back to Mike Huckabee and Michelle Bachman, they talked of little else. George W. Bush said Jesus was his favorite teacher.
Christians have a fine-tuned sense for detecting shysters. If DeSantis doesn't start talking about invisible deities, and standing in a ring of people holding hands calling for rain, then it is an indication that he isn't fit for office.


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 07-15-2023, 01:48 PM

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The "new" DeSantis makes me uncomfortable. It's as if True Christianity™ is no longer the lane to high office. A short while back he talked Christain talk all the time. He used a bit of scripture about Paul.

But suddenly, he stopped talking about God. Is it allowable for a Republican candidate not to say he we chosen by God to run for President? Thinking back to Mike Huckabee and Michelle Bachman, they talked of little else. George W. Bush said Jesus was his favorite teacher.

If this guy wants to represent God's favorite political party he had better get right with Him.

DeSantis' lack of God-talk signals a shift in Republican politics (msn.com)
And in your linked piece, sure enough:
ENTER Godlessness, at least in converstaion:
EXEUNT young minds needed for a Christlike future.
They're fleeing the joint like fleas from a cloud of mercuric chloride.
I have a link for that and was excited to see many similar products to equate with neglect of God.
https://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/IND43894203/PDF
Antimonyl potassium tartrate
Arsenious trioxide
Calcium arsenate
Arsenic pentoxide + nitric acid
London purple
Paris green
(..followed by a lot of arsenics)
Barium carbonate (probably radioactive)
Sodium fluoride
DDT
Chlordane
Bordeaux mixture
Copper cyanide
Greenland cryolite
These are not served in any Christian home; for those willing to blank God, who knows?
What we do know though is the human potential needed to rescue this state is departing.
A quantum leap across the Ran DeSontis/Phenylmercuric Acetate* interface by those who love Jesus.

https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Phenylmercuric-acetate
* I just looked that up – it's C₈H₈HgO₂

It says: “Small lustrous prisms. Toxic by ingestion, inhalation and skin absorption. May severely irritate..

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But wait, does that mean that Sicilians have the Curse of Ham too?
No. Sicilians bear the curse of Prosciutto.


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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 07-17-2023, 11:46 PM

He looks like Shemp from the Stooges. Who could vote for a stooge for president?
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Who could vote for a stooge . . .
Unless they were mainlining mercuric chloride.

Satan's objective is to not have anyone vote at all.
Maybe one.
But that's about it.


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God is not like that.

When, to His disappointment, Adam rejected the life partners God presented
(for connubial assessment) innovation, rather than conforming to norms, was
the order of the day. Satan moved in big time, even as he [tries to -ed.] move
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Default Re: Snakes in Florida are Clear Evidence God Does Not Want DeSatan - 11-25-2023, 02:57 PM

This Ron DeSatan is a clever snake. As Florida's Governor he has a new strategy to get rid of his riff raff and steal millionaires from states like Iowa. Here's what he is doing:

He is pushing home insurance up so high only the nice rich people can afford it. The riff raff are forced to sell at bargain prices. They move to Iowa and Iowa's wealthy, like those here in Freehold, move to the Sunshine State.

Florida Residents Decry Insurance 'Nightmare' as They Flee State (msn.com)


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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