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Jesus Hello, I am Nicholai - 11-28-2022, 06:25 PM

Hello, I have found this website many years ago, and am very happy with the general atmosphere of truth, much better than Twitter or the LameStream Media.

I am happy to say I attend the Grace Baptist Church in Fairborn, and have for many years. I am not proud to admit this, but I was first saved by the Lord's light eight years ago after my then-friend had given my a psychedelic substance, through which the Lord visited me, telling me he was very disappointed with me, but that he still loved me. That day I became a devout Baptist.

Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for God’s wrath remains on them.John 3:36



Also, I love these little cartoons. Are they Minions?

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Default Re: Hello, I am Nicholai - 11-28-2022, 07:45 PM

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Hello, I have found this website many years ago, and am very happy with the general atmosphere of truth, much better than Twitter or the LameStream Media.
Hello Nicholai dear (is that a foreign name?) and the very warmest of True Christian™ welcomes to Landover Baptist Church!

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I am happy to say I attend the Grace Baptist Church in Fairborn, and have for many years.
My goodness, that must be quite the commute from your home which I see you tell us is in Texas. It must take you a good 4+ hours, even by air. That shows real commitment! Do you have a private jet, or do you rely on public transportation?

Tell us, what is your favorite Bible verse and why?


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Default Re: Hello, I am Nicholai - 11-28-2022, 08:07 PM

And don't think Sister Joanna missed that "verse" you copy pasted into the bottom of your message. Try again using the KJV version of the Bible.


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Default Re: Hello, I am Nicholai - 11-28-2022, 08:29 PM

Indeed, Unfalsifiable - thank you for pointing that out to our newest recruit! True Christians™ have learned to disregard random modern so-called "versions" of the Bible, which might as well be invisible as far as we are concerned.


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Default Re: Hello, I am Nicholai - 11-29-2022, 01:49 AM

Greetings Nicholai. Word to the wise: nobody reads introductions. Feel free to spread your wings onto the rest of the forum, that's the only way we (and Jesus) will be able to judge from your postings whether you are Unsaved Trash or not.


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Default Re: Hello, I am Nicholai - 11-29-2022, 02:05 AM

Hi. Welcome to the forum; it's great to see you've made a post after all and included Scripture but, as has been pointed out, a reliable source remains important. It does. Although many verses are similar (or even identical) the problem is that so many "enlightened" translators leave out some passages altogether.
Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
New age types are the worst, many of whom consume more psychedelic substances than carrots, even to worship the sun as more than merely a source of light. The passage from Psalms is a good example. After a good helping of cactus-infused fruit punch, such wretches will announce——since Jesus is The Word and The Word is God——that Jesus is electromagnetic radiation.
John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
As the secular holiday season is upon us, there will be carol-themed muzak inducing nausea among the hoi poloi in their "malls" and it's playing for a reason. Satan wants everyone to worship him and he will masquerade as Santa (a foreign word) Claus, a velvet-covered reindeer, quite an assortment of idols such as sheep or kings or a baby or come cows, even LED augmented unicorns if that will un-remind them why Jesus was born, to be whipped mercilessly, hauled up before a kangaroo court, wrongly convicted, dragged out, jabbed with a spear and tortured to death by slow exsanguination on The Cross because that's how much God loves us. Here is an example.

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Another deception from the father of lies. God uses the sun as a simple source of light and in His examples the idea of light is presented as an analogy for understanding. Some people live in the light, others live in darkness. Secularists (who are really pagans) don't want that. What do they do? They change the words so that Jesus becomes a child. Mary's son. It's the whole point of the carol. God is misquoted deliberately, and it must be deliberate because they'd have to read it in order to change the word, so that "The Sun" can stand alone as an object to worship, their version of Jesus being another object. Then they ignore Jesus in every action and promote heathen sun worship, augmented by crystals and toothsome delicacies served at this time of year. Never eat anything offered to you by hippies. Nothing that happens after that will be enlightenment.
Malachi 4:2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
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