[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Professional alpha male and devout Romanian, Andrew Tate, was arrested yesterday along with his brother on unlikely sexual assault charges. I had never heard of him until he made the news after enviro-thug Greta Thunberg attacked him out of the blue for having "small d*** energy". Mr. Tate defended himself immediately boasting to teenage Ms. Thunberg of his 33 Bugattis and "huge emissions".

I was compelled looked him up and learned he was a devout Christian called to serve the Romanian Orthodox Church on the basis that "40 percent" of the reason for his move was his belief that Romania would be less likely to investigate sexual assault cases.

Following his detention, Mr. Tate's spokesman announced "Andrew and Tristan Tate have the utmost respect for the Romanian authorities and will always assist and help in any way they can”. Mr. Tate added later "The Matrix sent their agents". Hateful Ms. Thunberg, taking advantage of his misfortune, threatened "This is what happens when you don't recycle your pizza boxes".

Mr. Andrew is being held by Romanian authorities for 30 days pending investigation into human trafficking, rape and forcing women to create pornography “through physical violence and mental coercion”. At this time your big prayer energy is requested in the form of CO2 emissions. I'll be lighting a candle.

[MitzaLizalor]

I never eat pizza. Or snails, live tentacled things, sushi, foreign recipes in general. What's wrong with a nice roast or fresh garden salad made with vegetables everyone can pronounce?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Professional alpha male and devout Romanian, Andrew Tate, was arrested yesterday along with his brother on unlikely sexual assault charges.

I was compelled looked him up and learned he was a devout Christian called to serve the Romanian Orthodox Church on the basis that "40 percent" of the reason for his move was his belief that Romania would be less likely to investigate sexual assault cases.
Hateful Ms. Thunberg, taking advantage of his misfortune, threatened "This is what happens when you don't recycle your pizza boxes".
Mr. Andrew is being held by Romanian authorities for 30 days pending investigation into human trafficking, rape and forcing women to create pornography “through physical violence and mental coercion”. At this time your big prayer energy is requested in the form of CO2 emissions. I'll be lighting a candle.

All over the world, law enforcement is the same: Kick a guy when he is down. You don't see Ms. Thunberg or the cops investigating the women involved. What role did they play in their relationships with Andrew? I'm praying for Andrew Tate.

[handmaiden]

If the man owned 33 cars then we know that The Lord blessed him--just like Job. And like Job, Andrew is going to go through some struggles because God let Satan mess with his life to prove an important point. When the smoke clears on the rubble that is Andrew's like, I am confident that The Lord will reward him with 66 cars.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

If the man owned 33 cars then we know that The Lord blessed him--just like Job. And like Job, Andrew is going to go through some struggles because God let Satan mess with his life to prove an important point. When the smoke clears on the rubble that is Andrew's like, I am confident that The Lord will reward him with 66 cars.

Thank you Sister - yes, this is the best possible thing that could happen to Andrew. As Job teaches, suffering is the gift that leads us to find our inner Jesus. I'm reminded of the series Locked Up Abroad, where British people go to prison in places like, well, Romania for a decade or more and come out completely changed. I will pray for Andrew that he may find spiritual liberation in this way.

[Unfalsifiable]

Tate recently converted to the whacky Arabian fan fic version of Christianity. But I believe in good people. He will return; I will pray also.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable

Tate recently converted to the whacky Arabian fan fic version of Christianity. But I believe in good people. He will return; I will pray also.

Oh, you're right. My bad.

Andrew Tate loses bid to end detention in Romania

Mr Tate was seen carrying what appeared to be a copy of the Quran as he walked into Bucharest Appeal Court handcuffed to his brother.

I will pray for him, and all deluded fruitcakes, to renounce their false beliefs. Meanwhile Mr. Tate can use the time in Romania to brush up on enclitic articles.