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The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 03:44 AM
John 11:35
Jesus wept.
2 Peter 3:8
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
This means that because of recent developments, Jesus wept, weeps and shall weep for eternity. The world is now in turmoil, as the Sodomistic swarm gained its hitherto greatest victory against Christ.
A MAN just became the most beautiful woman of Holland called "Miss Netherlands"!
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Rickie Valerie Kolle spread her arms wide and beamed at the crowd as she made history by becoming the first transgender woman to be crowned Miss Netherlands on Saturday.
The 22-year-old was greeted with rapturous applause
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Of course, Jesus was quick to react and show His displeasure.
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Volcanic eruption 20 miles from Iceland's main airport prompts warning of 'life-threatening toxic gas pollution'
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WHY did this happen. As True Christians™ we do understand that Dutch women are on the average more than 7 feet tall and ugly as Satan's tallywhacker covered with barbed wire as he contemplates the penetration of the new Miss Netherlands when he eventually enters His realm.
However, they should have known better.
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Of course it is natural for men to crave for beauty and, as it is is unreachable by mingling with Dutch womanfolk, thus, the Dutchmen search for men to fulfill their aesthetic requirements. If they had any wits, they would do as any decent True Christian™ man does when it is time to perform marital duties: just turn off the lights, cover the spouse's face with a Donald Trump mask and eventually the friction of the nerves on the unmentionables will produce a liquid result that will transform into new Soldiers for Christ. ANY heterosexual Caucasian meat-eating male knows this!
The good news is that with the volcanic release of God's semen, the End of Times is nigh!
Revelation 8:8
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 02:14 PM
Brother Elmer, I could understand an effete young slip of a boy might imagine he was born into the wrong body, but why do all cross-dressers have to be 6'2" with broad shoulders these days? This young man looks like he just needs a hard day's work to straighten him up. He looks terrified - as if everyone is judging him - oh, I guess they are.
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 03:47 PM
Ugly, uglier, Dutch women. It's no surprise a Dutch man was elected to be more beautiful than some Dutch sluts. As the Dutch man doesn't have a hymen, he could never even be a slut.
It's as with all sports and competitions. As soon as men enter, women no longer stand a chance. The real solution here is to forbid women from competing in anything whatsoever. They should make Miss Netherlands, Miss World and similar competitions male only. More time for serving their husbands, less time for nonsense.
"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands" Ephesians 5:22–24
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 03:52 PM
I shouldn't be surprised. It's called progress people! Which probably hurts when all your ideas are from 1620.
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl
I shouldn't be surprised. It's called progress people! Which probably hurts when all your ideas are from 1620.
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Girl of the Nether Regions,
Were YOU born a biological female? You don't look like a True Woman™.
Job 25:4
How then can man be justified with God? or how can he be clean that is born of a woman?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
but why do all cross-dressers have to be 6'2" with broad shoulders these days?
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Isn't this so like Satan? He finds a man with many famine traits and plays with his mind. The longer this trans thing goes on the more I'm convinced Satan is behind it. No doubt there is more sin yet to come.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 08:18 PM
Dear Lord! I can only imagine the fate of some young Christian man who, in all innocence, pledges his heart to this creature!
And that it should happen in a country previously known for nothing racier than windmills, tulips, and cheese.
What are the Belgian Church fathers thinking of?
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-13-2023, 08:36 PM
I assume the Netherlands some kind of Russian Enclave, not knowing much about Eurasian boundaries. Now the Russians are Orthodox and the priests wear golden dresses and spend their time kissing each other's rings and stuff.
What I'm trying to say is that I am in no way am I surprised to read this story, Brother.
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-14-2023, 02:23 AM
I hear some of them smoke pot, too.
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-15-2023, 03:43 PM
Friesland's not too bad: elsewhere ~
Apart from the heighth: 7’ is the least of it.
They have something called "experimental (heavy) metal" whatever that means. Mostly into the electronics producing smoke and sounds of destruction, similar to but worse than Osaka noise. And louder.
Apparently harmonic scales can be tuned using DNA as the fundamental frequency. Since strands of DNA are not of uniform length, there would be no common resonant frequency to tune down from. Nerve cells do have chromosomes though and the human body does not waste resources on functionless components. Therefore, under so-called "DNA resonant harmonic scales" one's nerve cells could get confused and communicate to the larynx that one was a horse or a mosquito or anything else one was not. Action potentials after all to get from where they started to where they're going do need to transit neuronal cell bodies. But the fact we can describe a cellular mechanism does not mean the phenomenon is not demonic.
And now the Netherlands is a demon possessed nation?
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-15-2023, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl
I shouldn't be surprised. It's called progress people! Which probably hurts when all your ideas are from 1620.
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Dear Miss Dutch Girl: I will thank you to know that Almighty does not change — regardless of whatever "progress" you throw in Holy Face!
Hebrews 13:8 " the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever."
Rather than coming on to spread your heresy, you should realize that your "progress"-ive sins will — most assuredly — land you in fiery for all of eternity, unless you repent of your sinful lifestyle!
Luke 13:3 “I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.”
Matthew 3:2 “And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.”
Revelation 20:15 “And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.”
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-15-2023, 07:48 PM
I thought that all women in Holland were trannies. How else could they be so tall?
Mark my words, it isn't going to stop here. Next year, they'll probably make a horse or a cow Miss Netherlands.
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-15-2023, 07:51 PM
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I hear some of them smoke pot, too.
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That would not account for them having a "semi-hard" cheese called Leerdammer, advertised with the slogan "De lekkerste kaas tussen de gaten" ("the tastiest bits are between the holes").
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-16-2023, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
.... the slogan "De lekkerste kaas tussen de gaten" ("the tastiest bits are between the holes").
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My GF asks: can she get that on a t-shirt?
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-17-2023, 10:30 AM
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My GF asks: can she get that on a t-shirt?
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Mr. Didymus, can you explain how an hand is supposed to wear a T-Shirt?
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Re: The most beautiful woman in the Netherlands is a MAN! -
07-18-2023, 02:49 AM
I think you're confused. God brought an help, meet for him, to Adam. Perhaps you're conflating "helpmeet" with "handmaid" and although I doubt the Dutch quotient in the thread is a maid
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if you meet her I'm sure she'd help you get a better idea of of language in this respect. Please try to stay on topic.
The Netherlands is a flat and level land, ideally suited for cycling.
Say to her: “Word jij mijn nieuwe piloot?”
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