[WilliamJenningsBryan]

At some age you are taught to not throw oily rags into a closed container - there is something called spontaneous combustion. The Democrat Dumpster Fire primary "debates" have now left only white contenders at the moment, and maybe the Democrats should be looking to see if they can get Jerry Springer to moderate them. It's hard to say who is to be saddled with the blame at the moment, but so far no one has seen fit to mention "white supremacy".

Klobuchar was called out for not being able to remember the name of the president of Mexico - something we can all sympathize with. This can be a little tricky, but it goes like this; Mohammad Reza Pahlavi (his friends called him "Shah"), Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC - get it?), Andrés Manuel López Obrador (his friends call him AMLO).

Pastor Pete was caught in a spontaneous outburst of Pentacostal speaking in tongues that sounded a little like Mexican.

While RINO Mormon "Oven" Mitt Romney is still trying to earn his own planet, quid pro Joe Biden demonstrated that he now has his own planet - he's just not sure which one he is on at any given time.

Ex-injun Warren decided to put on some war paint and go on the attack against Bloomberg, calling him "a billionaire who calls women ‘fat broads’ and ‘horse-faced lesbians’". Mini-Mike demonstrated he will not fare well against Trump - what about Rosie O'Donnell and Rachel Madcow?

Steyer, another "billionaire", what's he doing there? A Yale man of little words - math, reparations, and climate emergency.

Bolshevik Bernie is on a roll, winning votes and delegates - and the Dimms need to stop him by Super Tuesday. Constantly shaking his finger at the "oligarchs" and "plutocrats", Bernie doesn't realize that he's going to need them to run all those industries he's going to nationalize. Who else is he going to get, former bartenders?

Michael "I'm not a midget" Bloomberg is the latest addition to the Dimm menagerie, and is trying to add some "intersectionality" to the race (he's a dwarf and a "trans" - converting from Republican to Democrat). Bloomberg has been giving us all face palms by being featured in the MSM apologizing for all his past transgressions, but somehow not apologizing for the Jews killing Jesus.

The MSM has dug up an old book on the "Thoughts of Chairman Bloomberg":

"if women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they'd go to the library instead of Bloomingdale's."

"if Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name?"

"I know for a fact that any self-respecting woman who walks past a construction site and doesn't get a whistle will turn around and walk past again and again until she does get one."

"stop-and-frisk"

Not bad stuff, but Bloomberg should stick to script writing.

We can't leave the subject at hand without mentioning long time political pundit Chris "Hard Ball" Matthews. Always talking about the glory days of Tip O'Neill, Chris for many years now has had drool dripping from one side of his mouth - which has lately turned to flying spit when he suddenly became "woke" to the fact that Bernie is not only running for "president", he's going to be the "Dictatorship of the Proletariat".

The pope, not to be outdone, is now asking cathylicks to give up internet trolling for Lent.

Dumpster Fire or Tower of Babel (Genesis 11), thank you Jesus - Trump 2020.