Obviously George Washington was a liar. Look at that faggoty white whig:
In fact, Washington and a bunch of other queers belonged to the Whig Party, which was really the "Fag Party" - back in them days, "whigs" are what they called the fruitcakes.
As ya'll know, the politically-correct term nowadays is "gay," a word that used to mean "happy." Of course, the only time a queer is happy is when he's got a tallywacker shoved up his rectum.
You ever seen the Washington Monument? Take a look:
Now if that ain't a queer phallic symbol, I don't know what is!
Now I did some internet research, and I found this picture, the first portrait of George Washington, painted in 1772:
Just look at that crotch-hugging red pantsuit! You just know he's wearing red bikini panties or a thong under that. He probably bought the whole faggot outfit at Victoria's Secret (San Francisco store).
When it comes to lies, ya'll know the story we were told as kids about the cherry tree. George supposedly told his old man, "I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the cherry tree." Well, of course that's what they're gonna tell kids, because the real story is too vulgar for children's ears. Truth is, George got his cherry popped having sex with his first cousin, and decided to "come out." The old man took an axe to George and threatened to chop off his tallywacker.
George Washington - no thanks! The only real man among the Founding Fathers was Ronald Reagan. Now there was a president who never told a lie! He taught us so many important truths, like
trees cause pollution and
ketchup is a vegetable. Of course, the liberals refuse to recognize Reagan's genius and put his image on Mt Rushmore. Don't be surprised if President Osambo decides to carve bin Laden's image instead.
I gotta go now. Time for my thorazine.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford