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Default George Washington Was a LIAR! - 07-10-2009, 07:51 AM



Dr Falwell was one of the most decent and honest and loving True Christians this world has ever seen. This Godly man would never tell a lie.

This country was rescued from the heathen savage Indians, drunks that they are, by Christians and founded on Christian values.

George Washington lied so much that all the teeth in his head rotted out and had to be replaced by wooden ones. And Washington wore a sissy wig.

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Default Re: George Washington Was a LIAR! - 07-10-2009, 08:15 AM

Washington was definitely a liar. He was, after all, a notorious Freemason. Falwell was a honest Christian man who followed the Bible. Based on the nature of the two men, it seems like a rather simple question.

Washington tried to interject his own Freemason One-world-government Deism into the fold which is why he said that quote. Never mind the fact that the vast majority of the signers of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were hard-working, humble True Christian™ men. It was a handful of the flamboyant, publicity-seeking deists like Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin who stole the show and ended up getting their faces imprinted on money. THESE MEN DO NOT ACCURATELY PORTRAY THE FOUNDING FATHERS! They were a minority. And just like that minority Jesse Jackson, they hounded for publicity.

This is why American History is tainted into believing this nonsense. We were founded by True Christians™. Heck, the first people in America were from the Mayflower and they were True Christians™! Why would we think otherwise?



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Lightbulb Re: George Washington Was a LIAR! - 07-10-2009, 08:24 AM

Brother Jim, I do believe it's evil Freemason revisionists that try to misportray our forefathers. I mean, just look at the great job they did convincing people that the Holocaust actually happened!



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Default Re: George Washington Was a LIAR! - 07-10-2009, 09:00 AM

Obviously George Washington was a liar. Look at that faggoty white whig:



In fact, Washington and a bunch of other queers belonged to the Whig Party, which was really the "Fag Party" - back in them days, "whigs" are what they called the fruitcakes.

As ya'll know, the politically-correct term nowadays is "gay," a word that used to mean "happy." Of course, the only time a queer is happy is when he's got a tallywacker shoved up his rectum.

You ever seen the Washington Monument? Take a look:



Now if that ain't a queer phallic symbol, I don't know what is!

Now I did some internet research, and I found this picture, the first portrait of George Washington, painted in 1772:



Just look at that crotch-hugging red pantsuit! You just know he's wearing red bikini panties or a thong under that. He probably bought the whole faggot outfit at Victoria's Secret (San Francisco store).

When it comes to lies, ya'll know the story we were told as kids about the cherry tree. George supposedly told his old man, "I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the cherry tree." Well, of course that's what they're gonna tell kids, because the real story is too vulgar for children's ears. Truth is, George got his cherry popped having sex with his first cousin, and decided to "come out." The old man took an axe to George and threatened to chop off his tallywacker.

George Washington - no thanks! The only real man among the Founding Fathers was Ronald Reagan. Now there was a president who never told a lie! He taught us so many important truths, like trees cause pollution and ketchup is a vegetable. Of course, the liberals refuse to recognize Reagan's genius and put his image on Mt Rushmore. Don't be surprised if President Osambo decides to carve bin Laden's image instead.

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Default Re: George Washington Was a LIAR! - 08-02-2009, 08:08 PM

I think we all know that George Washington, born in 1732, was born a British Subject. Brits are well-known for being deceptive and Godless - what did you expect Washington to tell you? The truth?

The foundations of the USA was incontrovertibly laid when the remaining God-Fearing men (and some women) in the UK left and arrived in America to start a new life dedicated to praising The Lord. Anything after that, which might oppose this goal, was an iniquity.





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Default Re: George Washington Was a LIAR! - 08-03-2009, 03:02 AM

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I think we all know that George Washington, born in 1732, was born a British Subject. Brits are well-known for being deceptive and Godless - what did you expect Washington to tell you? The truth?
All those Euroweenies are fags. How can anyone expect a cheese-eating surrender monkey to tell the truth?

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Default Re: George Washington Was a LIAR! - 08-06-2009, 02:20 PM

Of course George Washington was a liar, because he was a secret Jew (if you don't believe me, pull a quarter out of your pocket and take a look at his nose). Paul warned us about the lies of the Jews:

For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake. Titus 1:10-11


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Default Re: George Washington Was a LIAR! - 08-06-2009, 02:22 PM

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I think we all know that George Washington, born in 1732, was born a British Subject. Brits are well-known for being deceptive and Godless - what did you expect Washington to tell you? The truth?

The foundations of the USA was incontrovertibly laid when the remaining God-Fearing men (and some women) in the UK left and arrived in America to start a new life dedicated to praising The Lord. Anything after that, which might oppose this goal, was an iniquity.
I have said before, Washington needs to be stricken from the lists of presidents because he wasn't born in the United Sates of America.



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