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Default Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:16 PM
Yes, but did not like it.
Can you tell me why?
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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:19 PM
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Yes, but did not like it.
Can you tell me why?
You were Catholic.
You were not Saved.
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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:21 PM
Can you tell us why you hate God so much?

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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:27 PM
Nothing like that, pastor!
It was TOO EXPENSIVE, bloody hell!!!...
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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:37 PM
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Yes, but did not like it.
Can you tell me why?
I think because you finally came to your senses, and realized intolerant, superstitious thinking was detrimental to public safety. Am I correct? This was the thing that made me reject "salvation," anyway.

An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:39 PM
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Can you tell us why you hate God so much?
Pastor, you sound like a RUCKMANITE, I'm afraid!
My advice to you:
Let the KJV be inspired, for what I care, but enjoy your life making friends that can help you put a fire out in your house [if it happens sometime, that is].
Above all stop shooting verses at your neighbours, those who never did a wrong to you, and could help calling the fire department in case your house caught fire sometime!...
You understand, don't you?
[Pray this, urgently:
"Jesus, the saviour of the Jews, help me to debrief from my fanaticism, in Mary's Perpetual Virginity, amen, thanks."]
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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:41 PM
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Yes, but did not like it.
Can you tell me why?
That's easy. It's because satan is your father.

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John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 01:53 PM
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Above all stop shooting verses at your neighbours, those who never did a wrong to you, and could help calling the fire department in case your house caught fire sometime!...
You understand, don't you?
Oh, we certainly do. If people are not of the exact same faith as yours, you set their houses alight. Even when they aren't witches. And you call us "intolerant"?


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Julio, we don't pray to statues or to the woman who was just a vessel for HIM.

Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 02:50 PM
You are brutally Christian!
Why?
Reward is for the meek; didn't you read?
["Blessed are the meek, for they will be blessed!"]
I will be ahead of you, man! Better ticket.
I'm proud of my humility and modesty, that's why!
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Default Re: Once I was saved - 03-13-2010, 02:51 PM
Julio, you can burn down my house if you'd like - it's insured for 3 times it's value. You'd be doing me a solid.
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