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Default hello - 07-26-2021, 03:23 PM

Christian husband 22 my wife and I go to a fundamentalist baptist church but not one that supports full control and discipline for a wife. Looking for support here. Romans 8:28
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Jesus Re: hello - 07-26-2021, 03:40 PM

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Christian husband 22 my wife and I go to a fundamentalist baptist church but not one that supports full control and discipline for a wife. Looking for support here. Romans 8:28
Well, hello to you, once again, dear Mr. Denver. May I extend to you a most gracious and warm We are so very pleased that you have found . Clearly, the has assisted you in finding us, within this complicated, interwebs universe.

Romans 8 is such a lovely chapter of the , isn't it? It provides such excellent instruction, and encouragement to those who seek to follow truthfully. The first chapter of Romans is particularly inspiring, and I am sure that if you read it, and trust in its teachings, then you will never experience any homersexualistic tendencies.

Do feel free to browse your way through our many forums here, Dear. Undoutbedly, you will find much to help you in your daily walk with the ; and, I am confident, too, that our many servants of will be only too pleased to welcome you to .

May bless you, Dear -- here, at .


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Default Re: hello - 07-26-2021, 05:30 PM

Hi Welcome to the forum. This is a place where we can celebrate God's Perfect Love and I'm often reminded how much more He understands that we do ourselves – or ever could. So often I get an idea but then, when I read what God has explained, see that my thoughts were incomplete. For making a cake probably they were sufficient but how could I make a star? My knowledge is useless for that!
Isaiah 55:8-9 For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
God has explained how to behave in Church, again because that's something we might get wrong if we thought about it without Him. He knows there's a difference between sharing a verse or two here and reading them out during a service. How does your Church handle that?

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Scared Re: hello - 07-26-2021, 08:55 PM

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Christian husband 22 my wife and I go to a fundamentalist baptist church but not one that supports full control and discipline for a wife. Looking for support here. Romans 8:28
Welcome.

I am always curious when people 'claim' to be Christians yet they do not think God was serious when he had the Bible written. I sure wish someone would show me were He had a footnote saying 'Optional'.

I see a sign saying 'High Voltage' and I know it means,"Do not stick my head into it". Why does that only have to apply to me? Why can't I ignore the Signs? Imagine if people felt traffic signals did not apply to them or if they ignored 'One Way' signs? Felt they could fire guns backwards? Drop soap with impunity. See, the point is, you can ignore the Signs. It is called Free Will. But the cost is eternity in Hell for your moment of 'being a bad boy'.

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: hello - 07-26-2021, 10:34 PM

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Christian husband 22 my wife and I go to a fundamentalist baptist church but not one that supports full control and discipline for a wife. Looking for support here. Romans 8:28
Welcome. This is the right place to come when one is struggling with issues of gender and control. Read and learn from us wives are to under the control of their husbands. Perhaps a little church shopping is in order for you.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Exclamation Re: hello - 07-26-2021, 11:10 PM

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Welcome.

I am always curious when people 'claim' to be Christians yet they do not think God was serious when he had the Bible written. I sure wish someone would show me were He had a footnote saying 'Optional'.

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Our beloved Brother Hutchins is 100% correct, dear Mr. Denver. If your church is not teaching you the things that you need to know, from the blessed , then it is most likely that you are not truly saved by the shed of the , .

Ephesians 1:7 "In whom we have redemption through , the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of grace;"

And, you do not want to be struck by a Good Humor ice cream truck, to find out how terribly hot the eternal fires of are. Why, consider the fate of the person in the video link below. One moment he was alive and healthy, looking forward to his favorite raspberry swirl in a toffee waffle cone, and the next moment, he had been taken into Eternity, to have his personal appointment with the !

Hebrews 9:27 "And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:"



Surely to goodness, you do not wish to end up like this; do you, dear Mr. Denver?
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