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View Poll Results: Should I bash them with rocks or drown them slowly?
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 02:46 AM

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I hope you know, posting something like this just death metal screams animal cruelty I hope they lock your sadistic ass up and unleash the homosexual prisoners upon you when you drop the soap. Have a nice day :]
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 02:51 AM

The weed? Ohhh, a clever term for marijuana, of course. I'm pretty sure you inhale it through smoking, not snorting. As for me, I am straightedge, meaning I don't believe in the use of material substances for pleasure. As for you, I would highly recommend "hitting up the blunt" every chance you get, it might seriously help you.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 02:54 AM

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I hope you know, posting something like this just death metal screams animal cruelty I hope they lock your sadistic ass up and unleash the homosexual prisoners upon you when you drop the soap. Have a nice day :]
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 02:57 AM

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I'm pretty sure you inhale it through smoking, not snorting.
This is one of the rare ocasions where I take junkie's word over Christians. I am 100% you have very good knowledge of abusing drugs.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 03:00 AM

Oh yeah, you know it. Just me and Moses here, burnin' that bush...
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 03:03 AM

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Oh yeah, you know it. Just me and Moses here, burnin' that bush...
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I'll take that is a confirmation of my original post. As the scripture I cited says, the Bible tells us:

1) We have dominion over all of the Earth

2) When animals we own hurt or even "push" people, they must die

3) If we allow animals we own to hurt or even "push" people, we must die

4) While beating the animal to death with a stone is the main manner listed in the Bible for this, God also demonstrated that when he is upset with Man, he drowned every living thing slowly,

My only question was, which way should I use.

Now if you have a problem with ANY of that, please cite the Scripture that shows that I have misread any of this.


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There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
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PS: For a discussion of WHY God chose stoning, please see this document:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58411


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How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 03:11 AM

I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 03:31 AM

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I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?
Oh yes. We are all God's creation, and all are equal. Every animal is equal to us, and killing one would be immoral. As such, I assume you never wash your blankets, sheets, pillowcases or clothing, And never vacuum your carpet or wash your rugs. Otherwise you would be responsible for the deaths of thousands of dust mites, animals with as much right to exist as you, right?

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 03:32 AM

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I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?
So you have not come here to discuss Christianity as is stated in our site? Why should I not ban you right now?

PS: "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences?" Wow. Only a book written by Satan himself would suggest that we treat three-year-old girls the same as a mass-murder, pedophile. You disgust me.


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Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 03:44 AM

Lmao, I'm only 16, I'm too lazy to wash or clean anything :]
As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa? Oh wait, you're narrow-minded, so you'll have to Google that one
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 03:58 AM

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Lmao, I'm only 16, I'm too lazy to wash or clean anything :]
As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa? Oh wait, you're narrow-minded, so you'll have to Google that one
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Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:01 AM

I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this. I expected to be banned by now, so that's up to you. As for me being a pedophile, I'm not of age to be considered such a harsh term. I have a 17 year old girlfriend. I'm white, she's Asian, that's illegal in your religion, isn't it?
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:08 AM

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I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this.
Then why are you not discussing it. I will ask you one more time:

I have cited multiple pieces of Scripture from the Holy King James Bible that instruct me to kill my misbehaving kittens and to do so via stoning or drowning.

You assert that this is wrong, so show me where, in the Holy Bible, it says anything taht contradicts the scripture I have posted.


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Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:09 AM

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I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this. I expected to be banned by now, so that's up to you. As for me being a pedophile, I'm not of age to be considered such a harsh term. I have a 17 year old girlfriend. I'm white, she's Asian, that's illegal in your religion, isn't it?
Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:12 AM

I'm crying from laughter over here. You totally "hax0red" my account because you know I'm getting to you guys. Just admit it, you're all unhappy, narrow-minded, and gullible for living in your fantasy world. If we're all going to stop being mature here, then I think I've proved my point. You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:15 AM

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I'm crying from laughter over here. You totally "hax0red" my account because you know I'm getting to you guys. Just admit it, you're all unhappy, narrow-minded, and gullible for living in your fantasy world. If we're all going to stop being mature here, then I think I've proved my point. You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.
I give up. These 4chan kids come in... say something random, won't engage when asked to post a single citation supporting tehir claims, and then giggle like schoolgirls. Is this what passes for intelligent behavior among atheists?


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Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

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You have yet to post anything you back up your claim. The only thing you have said is that you are a race-mixing, drug-using heathen and that you are so 'Leet' and 'cool'.


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 10:36 AM

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As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa?
Blank slate. Describes you perfectly. An idiot.


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 01:25 PM

If it's not too late, I'll take the kittens off your hands. I have some more vivisection work to do on this project: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11665





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