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Homer Agenda is Revealed -
08-10-2019, 08:38 PM
We True Christians™ have always known the homer agenda is to remove all references to gender. Homers want the entire society cavorting around doing sex in every form imaginable--and some not imaginable.
Their first big victory is happening in Rhode Island. The Governor their has pledged to allow people to check one of three choices for their driver's license, M F X. God made Adam and Eve. He there is no X gender in the Bible. The morals of our country are under more threat than ever:
https://upriseri.com/2019-08-07-non-...puJeMZmun2UJMU
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
08-11-2019, 03:22 AM
For groups so eager to challenge the tyranny of "gender" they seem to make up an awful lot of them! A better starting point would be to find out what the word actually means.
(Zijlstra and à Beckett have been discussing gender in a giraffe context which I'll include as a preamble)
Margaret à Beckett: ……So giraffe, that's a grazing animal and most grazing animals are all masculine because they are limited, they are restricted to a single food source, which is essentially I suppose endangering, so these things have a way of fitting hand in glove really. And so I found 'giraffe' when I looked it...I didn't know that it was feminine, and I felt that it was, I predicted that it was. And then when I looked it up in my set of data, there it was, feminine. And I was thrilled to discover this!
Maria Zijlstra: Things started falling into place.
Margaret à Beckett: Yes, they did, that's exactly right.
Maria Zijlstra: Some of the other ones that use that privative notion then are immature birds, so chicks, ones that lack feathers, the ones that are born...
Margaret à Beckett: Yes, well certainly because they lack feathers, until they grow feathers and thus develop the ability to fly, all of these immature forms of birds are masculine.
Maria Zijlstra: Domestic fowl? So they lack their freedom.
Margaret à Beckett: Yes, so the domestic pigeon, homing pigeons, pigeons kept in some sort of captive form; and we find that other domestic animals such as ferret and guinea pig, cat and dog, are also masculine. So we don't have to think about these things, they are just masculine.
Maria Zijlstra: So then, this system that you have nutted out, that you have kind of wiggled away at and found the features of...
Margaret à Beckett: Perfectly put!
Maria Zijlstra: ...it shows—it must show, mustn't it?—how people apprehended the world?
Margaret à Beckett: If I could perhaps use an example such as the word 'midnight'—minuit—and it used to be feminine and is now masculine. And so I had to explain that, or in my own mind I had to find out why it had changed. And in fact before clocks were invented, the only way we had of telling the time was a sundial, which in Europe depended on whether or not the sun was out. So you often didn't actually know the time. So minuit—'midnight'—actually meant halfway between the daylight disappearing and daylight arising again, a space of time.
So, once clocks started to be invented, or the town crier would go around crying 'midnight and all's well'—which meant midnight actually lasted for quite a long time until he'd got through the entire town—but timepieces became more and more common. So, gradually, people became more and more aware that midnight could actually mean a particular point in time. And at that point it changed to masculine. And so we find these particular points on a continuum, all are masculine. The extent of, or when something means a range along a continuum, we find feminine. So I was able to show that, in fact, the environment in which something is set, or any change in the environment in which something occurs, is likely to lead to a re-examination or reclassification. So I think that it shows the human ability to adapt meanings in ways that are wondrous really.
The ability to adapt meanings in ways that are wondrous. is all very well but at some point you begin speaking a different language altogether. Perhaps for a small cohort the Polari tongue is mutually comprehensible but its whole purpose was to render communications opaque for a broader audience. It's exclusive rather than inclusive. Here's Julian and Sandy.
Poor Mr Singh will have trouble being understood. Could you work out what he was saying? By assigning new meanings to words such as "gender" or making up new words ( hir ze zir hirself zirself) the stated purpose of inclusion is refuted. Without doubt some of them will be intelligible to one another but for everyone else, and especially for other exclusionary cliques, no-one will comprehend their intended meaning. And that's the way want it. Only then can they feel slighted. Rejected. Condemned.
Could this be a reaction to efforts by societies to accommodate people who want to be outsiders? Outsiders no matter what?
II Corinthians 5:11 Knowing therefore the terror of the Lord, we persuade men; but we are made manifest unto God; and I trust also are made manifest in your consciences.
If indeed they are condemned in their own minds and are inventing new modes of communication to remain anathema at large, demanding extra gender categories and a new meaning for the word itself is exactly what we'd expect. Otherwise they simply wouldn't mention "gender" at all.
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GENDER ASSIGNMENT IN FRENCH archived page with additional links
https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/archived/linguafranca/gender-assignment-in-french/3790838
“ZE” PRONOUNS
https://www.mypronouns.org/ze-hir
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
08-11-2019, 05:57 PM
There is no greater weapon against the onslaught of Homo Sin like PRAYER! My children are safe because I am a Prayer Warrior and Jesus LISTENS to MY PRAYER!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-20-2020, 08:56 PM
What's wrong with kids today????? Oh wait, some are Catholic, that's what. Which means, they've been perverted by years of sexual grooming, injecting a sense of sluggish impetuousness.
Just look it here, these Millennial are walking out because some teachers got the sack. Is that what riles kids now? People will look for any excuse just to get attention and miss a days worth of learning. Ugh.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/studen...g-gay-teachers
This would never happen to my kids. I keep them under strict guard, and shackled to their desk for 10 hours of homeschooling. One lick of defiance from them, I start deducting bathroom breaks. Am I being too liberal?
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-21-2020, 04:30 AM
Many of the homos I know are liberal but all it takes is to watch some republicans out of their element to learn how some hide behind ideology. Rudy Giuliani has dressed in drag. Forbidden by the Word!
If you want to meet some fags me me know. But homeschooling is a good way to keep it at bay. Public schools are so full of false teachings that it shocks me as a cisgendered male.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-21-2020, 06:04 AM
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Unlike certain other sites we take a narrow stance here. Not because we're narrow minded but because we have Jesus in our hearts. He is our friend and our constant companion. Jesus is God. Please remember that this is not a forum where hand gestures, foot tapping or other innuendo is tolerated. Jesus tells us what to do. That's what we do. Simples.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-21-2020, 10:23 AM
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Many of the homos I know are liberal but all it takes is to watch some republicans out of their element to learn how some hide behind ideology. Rudy Giuliani has dressed in drag. Forbidden by the Word!
If you want to meet some fags me me know.
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Good sir, I may take you up on that offer, I'm not one to be afeared of the homo-pit. While we're at it, we can hit a Ted Nugent concert after.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-21-2020, 10:50 AM
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Why have you dismissed Jesus? Why have you overlooked this explicit opportunity to witness for Him?
Is it because you had no opportunity to do so?
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-21-2020, 12:32 PM
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Oh no, I'm not one to cluck off Christ, my dear. Sorry for ignoring you. I'd like to personally invite you to a BBQ I am hosting, if you have time to swing by PA. We have a chat about Jesus and clear up whatever misconceptions I had been indoctrinated with inadvertently. My treat.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-22-2020, 04:43 AM
If you were still on that plague ship at the beginning of the week
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it pains me greatly to be ill with corona on some foreign vessel
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and have managed to avoid the two weeks quarrantine
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passengers were flown back to the U.S. last weekend and are now quarantined for two weeks at military bases and hospitals
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it would be inadvisable for me to attend a BBQ just yet.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-22-2020, 05:00 PM
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If you were still on that plague ship at the beginning of the week and have managed to avoid the two weeks quarrantine it would be inadvisable for me to attend a BBQ just yet.
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Indeed, Sister. We should be weary of all attempts to spread the plague to True Christians™. Of course we never eat at Chinese restaurants (even before the plague, they have been serving stray cats and dogs as "beef" there - that's why they use so many spices, to hide the true flavor), and we have also taken steps to not allow anyone who was quarantined to get close to us. Never ever ever, even years after the quarantine, and even if the person in question never had the virus. Just being quarantined is equal to being an unclean leper.
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The first Americans quarantined after evacuation from Wuhan, China, the center of this winter's coronavirus outbreak, are now beginning to settle back into normal routines.
For 24-year-old Daniel Wethli, a history buff who majored in philosophy as an undergrad , leaving Wuhan last month at the urging of the U.S. State Department was bittersweet...
Along with nearly 200 other Americans, Wethli spent about two weeks in quarantine at March Air Reserve Base in Southern California...
Now back at home, he says he's been warmly embraced by family and good friends.
Still, he's noticed that some people outside his inner circle are clearly nervous to be around him. On a recent trip to the gym to work out, Wethli says, he ran into the father of a high school friend and reached out to shake his hand.
"He said, 'with the coronavirus going around' he didn't want to shake hands with anybody.," Wethli says. "It kind of surprised me."
There's no sign that Wethli was ever infected with the virus; during his 14 days in quarantine he was checked two times a day for symptoms of the disease – all tests came back negative. And he feels fine.
Still, during a recent dinner out with friends, one repeatedly asked if Wethli could make the rest of them sick. He kept asking, "'There's no way that you can get me sick — right?' Are you sure you're OK? There's no way I'm gonna end up sick?' "
"He asked me a lot of times — many, many times," Wethli says, no matter how firmly Wethli assured his friend "that I've been watched extensively, checked twice a day for two weeks in quarantine. He was still pretty worried."
Some people he doesn't know have been even harsher. Not long after arriving home, he was interviewed by local TV News, and when he checked comments on the station's Facebook page later he was shocked.
"One of the comments was 'Get that clown out of here.' You know, they wanted me to leave the area; there was a GIF of a movie character shaking his head. And then there was one other person who said I shouldn't be around — that I should leave."
It was a reaction Wethli didn't anticipate. "People, especially behind screens, can be mean, and I guess I sort of expected that. But it's eye-opening, to say the least."
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The people writing these comments are fine True Christians™ espousing the same True Christian™ values which Made America Great and will Make America Great Again.
Leviticus 13 contains good advice regarding the proper treatment of lepers (and we can all agree that coronavirus is like leprosy). These unclean beasts need to be kept away from the camp:
Leviticus 13:46 All the days wherein the plague shall be in him he shall be defiled; he is unclean: he shall dwell alone; without the camp shall his habitation be.
Read the whole chapter here.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-22-2020, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
If you were still on that plague ship at the beginning of the week and have managed to avoid the two weeks quarrantine it would be inadvisable for me to attend a BBQ just yet.
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Goodness gracious, dear Sister Mitza! How on Earth could one be under such strict situations aboard that ship and, yet, plan a BBQ on the other side of the world? Oh, well; Mr. Hucker did mention his medication has been having some strange side-effects -- not that anybody else needs to experience this, so you are right to decline his invitation (even though it means missing out on his lovely agar and vignette.)
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-23-2020, 03:58 PM
The purpose of this thread is to discuss ways that real men such as myself and Dr Nilesl can defeat the homers at their own game but sometimes women jump in here and start clucking about some nonsense that takes away from the work at hand. Forgive me if I am rambling but let’s get back to the task of bringing men to their knees which is where I want them and let’s ignore all this other poppycock (sorry ladies). There are thousands of fabulous muscular hairy hot men just waiting for my touch I mean the touch of Jesus. Can we stay on topic here? Let’s reach souls before the Glory catches us unaware. Only one life, twill soon be past. Only what’s done for Jesus will last.
All of us will have to explain why we were idle instead of helping men cry out to God. We don’t want blood on our hands. Especially gay blood which is probably infected with the aids.
Like the Bible says, I will draw all men unto Me. That’s my life’s goal. Sorry if this sounds rebukative but it is out of love. I feel the need to stand on the street corner right now and reach a hunky young man and teach him the way. Won’t you pray for my success?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
02-23-2020, 09:32 PM
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God made Adam and Eve. He there is no X gender in the Bible. The morals of our country are under more threat than ever
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Indeed, Mr. Mayor! The late, great, Reverend Jerry Falwell, creator of Liberty University and the Moral Majority, the herald to President Donald Trump himself, once prophesied a mighty warning:
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Someone must not be afraid to say, 'moral perversion is wrong.' If we do not act now, homosexuals will 'own' America! If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way ... and our nation will pay a terrible price!
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Oh, the liberals and the gays were on it like flies on garbage! They couldn't wait to mock a great servant of Christ the King, but who's laughing now? Well, the same people are, but they won't be when Christ steamrollers them!
Laugh all you want now, but God will not be mocked for longer anyway (Galatians 6:7).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
03-03-2020, 03:53 PM
I have been busy working in Hawaii this week and almost 11 chinks have been saved from the scourge of the camomo virus. 10 of these were homers and asked me to pass their greeting to Dr Niles
The agenda is less important than bringing salvation to the hordes. Let’s pray for revival.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Homer Agenda is Revealed -
03-04-2020, 01:58 AM
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The agenda is less important
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Nonetheless, I still find it interesting. Couldn't hurt to keep me briefed on progress.
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