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Default Re: Hi! - 12-28-2010, 02:13 AM
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How much is there to say about your nonsensical cult?
We have holidays.

Samhain (Oct. 31) - Showing respect to the spirits of those who have died.
Imbolc (Feb. 2) - Celebrating the rebirth of life and the coming of spring.
Beltane (May 1) - Also celebrating springtime and life.
Lughnasadh (July 31) - Celebrating the beginning of the harvest.
Yule (Dec. 21) - When the days stop becoming shorter, and begin to become longer.
Ostara (March 21) - When night (Goddess) and day (God) stand in perfect balance.
Litha (June 21) - The opposite of Yule - the longest day, and the day when nights become longer.
Mabon (Sept. 21) - The ending of the harvest.

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Default Re: Hi! - 12-28-2010, 02:04 PM
How can you say a girl has "too much work" to do? It isn't possible.

You need a good Christian man to discipline you and teach you the Christian ways. My dad is a great choice for that. He can have you on your knees every night for the Lord, and he will teach you how to ride a horse in a dress. I can help teach you not to be such a harlot willing to give herself up to any plant she finds.

At the very least, give us a visit once.. please a soul saved is a soul that I will know in Heaven.


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Default Re: Hi! - 12-28-2010, 04:02 PM
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Some friends who were raised Wiccan.
How do they know about the "god and goddess"? Why did their views seem convincing to you? What evidence do you have for the truth of their beliefs?
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It is because some people believe that you can absorb natural energies without clothing. I wear clothes because I go to festivals dedicated to Wiccan holidays, and not wearing clothes would be very inappropriate.
But are you not worrying about blocking the natural energies you could be absorbing? Alternately, do you believe that the nudists are wackos?
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We believe that God and Goddess gave us animals to guide us and help us, and to feed us. God, a.k.a. THE GOD OF THE HUNT, encourages people to eat meat, as long as the animal is not killed for fun.
So, THE GOD OF THE HUNT is in favour of HUNTING, as long as you don't enjoy it? Killing a baby calf because you enjoy eating veal is A-OK, killing a baby calf because you enjoy it is strictly forbidden? You do realise how totally arbitrary this is, right?
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We have holidays.

Samhain (Oct. 31) - Showing respect to the spirits of those who have died.
Imbolc (Feb. 2) - Celebrating the rebirth of life and the coming of spring.
Beltane (May 1) - Also celebrating springtime and life.
Lughnasadh (July 31) - Celebrating the beginning of the harvest.
Yule (Dec. 21) - When the days stop becoming shorter, and begin to become longer.
Ostara (March 21) - When night (Goddess) and day (God) stand in perfect balance.
Litha (June 21) - The opposite of Yule - the longest day, and the day when nights become longer.
Mabon (Sept. 21) - The ending of the harvest.
That's all there is to say about your stupid made-up religion? Friend, I could fit all of that into a minute-long song, and it would still be boring. Give it up.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Hi! - 12-28-2010, 04:07 PM
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We have holidays.

Samhain (Oct. 31) - Showing respect to the spirits of those who have died. [Edit: God tells us that the dead are dead and have no interest in us or our sorrows - see Ecclesiastes ]
Imbolc (Feb. 2) - Celebrating the rebirth of life and the coming of spring.
Beltane (May 1) - Also celebrating springtime and life.
Lughnasadh (July 31) - Celebrating the beginning of the harvest.
Yule (Dec. 21) - When the days stop becoming shorter, and begin to become longer.
Ostara (March 21) - When night (Goddess) and day (God) stand in perfect balance. [Edit: as opposed to the days when they are pissed and fall over]
Litha (June 21) - The opposite of Yule - the longest day, and the day when nights become longer.
Mabon (Sept. 21) - The ending of the harvest. [edit: probably a busy day in any big city in 21st century... ]



No.
I bet they play havoc with your spell checker - you know, the one you use to check your spells...




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Default Re: Hi! - 12-29-2010, 05:31 AM
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How can you say a girl has "too much work" to do? It isn't possible.

You need a good Christian man to discipline you and teach you the Christian ways. My dad is a great choice for that. He can have you on your knees every night for the Lord, and he will teach you how to ride a horse in a dress. I can help teach you not to be such a harlot willing to give herself up to any plant she finds.

At the very least, give us a visit once.. please a soul saved is a soul that I will know in Heaven.


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By "too much work" I mean that I can't just leave. I have 12 horses to take care of, several teams of sled dogs, chickens, cows, sheep and goats. I also scrub floors, do dishes, so laundery, cook meals, and take care of my little brothers. My parents are usually too busy getting drunk to do anything, so its up to me to take care of the house.

I will if visit if I can. Thanks for trying to help me, I really appreciate it.

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How do they know about the "god and goddess"? Why did their views seem convincing to you? What evidence do you have for the truth of their beliefs?
I just believe in it. I'm not trying to argue with anyone, or say your religion is wrong, I just believe in something different.

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But are you not worrying about blocking the natural energies you could be absorbing? Alternately, do you believe that the nudists are wackos?
No. The nudists are just a little neurotic. I'm more laid-back about it.

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So, THE GOD OF THE HUNT is in favour of HUNTING, as long as you don't enjoy it? Killing a baby calf because you enjoy eating veal is A-OK, killing a baby calf because you enjoy it is strictly forbidden? You do realise how totally arbitrary this is, right?
Killing a baby calf and enjoying it is ok, AS LONG AS THE ANIMAL IS EATEN. As long as the living creature is eaten or used for clothing, everything's cool.

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That's all there is to say about your stupid made-up religion? Friend, I could fit all of that into a minute-long song, and it would still be boring. Give it up.
No offence, but in my opinion, those Christmas carols you guys sing are pretty boring. Listen to this, you have to admit its pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzRPoUxZLE

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I bet they play havoc with your spell checker - you know, the one you use to check your spells...
We don't cast spells, our rituals are for worship, nothing else. You are confusing Wicca for Voodoo.
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Default Re: Hi! - 12-29-2010, 05:12 PM
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I just believe in it. I'm not trying to argue with anyone, or say your religion is wrong, I just believe in something different.
Why would you come to a discussion forum and start talking about your religion if you're not willing to discuss it?
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No. The nudists are just a little neurotic. I'm more laid-back about it.
So are the nudists doing something pointless or are they doing something useful by taking their clothes off? It has to be one or the other.
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Killing a baby calf and enjoying it is ok, AS LONG AS THE ANIMAL IS EATEN. As long as the living creature is eaten or used for clothing, everything's cool.
This is not a consistent moral standpoint. According to you, if I kill a baby calf because I get sadistic pleasure from doing so, that makes me a bad person. But, if my brother who loves beef happens to drop by my apartment filled with dead animal carcases and I give one to him as a present, that cancels it all out and makes it fine. What if I kill some animals because that's how I get my rocks off and then grudgingly eat them afterwards so as not to upset your stupid made-up demon god, is that OK or not?
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We don't cast spells, our rituals are for worship, nothing else. You are confusing Wicca for Voodoo.
Quite a few sources disagree with you.

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Default Re: Hi! - 12-29-2010, 05:18 PM
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By "too much work" I mean that I can't just leave. I have 12 horses to take care of, several teams of sled dogs, chickens, cows, sheep and goats. I also scrub floors, do dishes, so laundery, cook meals, and take care of my little brothers. My parents are usually too busy getting drunk to do anything, so its up to me to take care of the house.

I will if visit if I can. Thanks for trying to help me, I really appreciate it.
We will gladly take the 12 horses off your hands if they are too much. There is a glue factory fifteen miles south that buys horses for $140 dollars per. I'm not sure how you'll go about getting the horses here but consider the money we get from your horses a token of gratitude.

We could also use some young boys here because my little brother is quite replaceable considering he is often defying the word of the Lord. My dad is quite a role model and we look forward to you bringing your horses and little brothers here. Just so you know though they will be properly disciplined by my dad and they will have to get familiar with the word of the Lord.

I look forward to seeing you! Janine Walker
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