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Default Re: I was here before I lost my username and password - 01-10-2016, 05:02 AM
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just one verse Romans 5:8
Hello curtisedwardgrice.

You may not know this but Romans 5:8 is from a letter that Paul who used to be called Saul wrote to the Christians in Rome it is not something that God or Jesus said to everyone on Earth when Paul says us he is only talking about Christians in Rome at that time.

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actually he did he died for those who believe and trust in him John 3:16 he loves enough to die for us. God loves us so much he wanted us to be able to get in Heaven.
John 3:16 does not talk about the love Jesus had for people it talks about the love that God had for the world I will post the whole thing so you will see I am not lying:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

I made the first part red I am not trying to be mean I just like for people to know what is in the Bible so many people get it wrong because they try to recall it from memory I always check before I post.

Thank you.

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P.S. Paul who used to be Saul used to persecute Christians before he became a Christian everyone has a chance to be redeemed.

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Hello curtisedwardgrice.

You may not know this but Romans 5:8 is from a letter that Paul who used to be called Saul wrote to the Christians in Rome it is not something that God or Jesus said to everyone on Earth when Paul says us he is only talking about Christians in Rome at that time.



John 3:16 does not talk about the love Jesus had for people it talks about the love that God had for the world I will post the whole thing so you will see I am not lying:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

I made the first part red I am not trying to be mean I just like for people to know what is in the Bible so many people get it wrong because they try to recall it from memory I always check before I post.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. Paul who used to be Saul used to persecute Christians before he became a Christian everyone has a chance to be redeemed.
I was never told that, my Baptist Church taught us how he died for all of us.
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...my Baptist Church taught us how he died for all of us.
They lied to you.

John 3:18 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

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I was never told that, my Baptist Church taught us how he died for all of us.
Then they told you wrong.

As Mr. Didymus noted, God created the rules in such a way, that most people are automatically damned:

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Those condemned include countless people who simply never had a chance to hear about Jesus. For example, millions of people who lived in the Americas before Columbus, as well as infants - including these of Christian parents - who died before they could understand and accept Jesus as their Savior.

It's what God wants - He wants most people to go to Hell.

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Therefore, Jesus did not die for everybody. He could have easily set up different rules allowing more people to be Saved, but He wants most of humanity to go to Hell. His world, His rules.

I am very sad that you grew up in a church that did not allow you to read the Bible so you could see it yourself.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Then they told you wrong.

As Mr. Didymus noted, God created the rules in such a way, that most people are automatically damned:

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Those condemned include countless people who simply never had a chance to hear about Jesus. For example, millions of people who lived in the Americas before Columbus, as well as infants - including these of Christian parents - who died before they could understand and accept Jesus as their Savior.

It's what God wants - He wants most people to go to Hell.

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Therefore, Jesus did not die for everybody. He could have easily set up different rules allowing more people to be Saved, but He wants most of humanity to go to Hell. His world, His rules.

I am very sad that you grew up in a church that did not allow you to read the Bible so you could see it yourself.
does that mean they are going to hell?
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Dear Mary it was simply a question about the people who taught me the Bible the wrong way, please stop the infractions as it hurts to know you are not reading everything before you act before a man, and overstep your bounds.



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Dear Mary I would like for you to teach me the Bible the correct way.
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does that mean they are going to hell?
Yes. After all, God created Hell so He could make people believe false things so He can send these people to Hell:

Ezekiel 20:25-26
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

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Dear Mary I would like for you to teach me the Bible the correct way.
While she cannot teach you anything (1 Timothy 2:12), I'm sure she'll be happy to know that she gave you that little push in the right direction.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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Dear Mary I would like for you to teach me the Bible the correct way.
Listen weirdo; True Christian™ girls don't teach. If you need some Bible learning then why don't you go to your Pastor? What is it that you think you need to know anyway? Can't you just take a Pastor's word for everything, like most good Christians do?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Where did you get your degree? A local Las Vegas Drive Through Ministry Program? If you want to be a respectable pastor, learn from the best. Pastor Zeke spent 18 whole months learning how to care for his flock, and we're proud to be his sheep.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Listen weirdo; True Christian™ girls don't teach. If you need some Bible learning then why don't you go to your Pastor? What is it that you think you need to know anyway? Can't you just take a Pastor's word for everything, like most good Christians do?
From I read here he's lying to me you know the truth, guide me teach me the right way.
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From I read here he's lying to me you know the truth, guide me teach me the right way.
Demanding special treatment now? Why not just read the Bible as it is written, and follow along with Brother V's handy Bible in, well, what was supposed to be a year but it's now coming up nine years and he still hasn't finished...

Take notes, and we'll discuss (in an appropriate thread, of course).

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From I read here he's lying to me you know the truth, guide me teach me the right way.
What are you, a baby that cannot eat on its own and has to be spoon fed? JUST READ THE HOLY BIBLE.

If you don't own one (if Mary is correct that you got your Minister title in a drive-through program, then they probably didn't require you to own one), you can read it online here.

You're welcome, sweetie.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Where did you get your degree? A local Las Vegas Drive Through Ministry Program? If you want to be a respectable pastor, learn from the best. Pastor Zeke spent 18 whole months learning how to care for his flock, and we're proud to be his sheep.
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What are you, a baby that cannot eat on its own and has to be spoon fed? JUST READ THE HOLY BIBLE.

If you don't own one (if Mary is correct that you got your Minister title in a drive-through program, then they probably didn't require you to own one), you can read it online here.

You're welcome, sweetie.
I will be nice to her when she stops the infractions.
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I will be nice to her when she stops the infractions.
Instead of going yappity yap yap yappity, why haven't you started reading the Holy Bible yet?

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Instead of going yappity yap yap yappity, why haven't you started reading the Holy Bible yet?
I desire, then, that in every place the men should pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or argument; also that the women should dress themselves modestly and decently in suitable clothing, not with their hair braided, or with gold, pearls, or expensive clothes, but with good works, as is proper for women who profess reverence for God. Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing, provided they continue in faith and love and holiness, with modesty. [1 Timothy, chapter 2]
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...[1 Timothy, chapter 2]
Uh, yeah, that's addressing Christians (as are all of Paul's Epistles). You've not yet shown that you are a Christian, so irrelevant.

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Uh, yeah, that's addressing Christians (as are all of Paul's Epistles). You've not yet shown that you are a Christian, so irrelevant.
Actually I have more than once open your eyes a see for my words are guided by Jesus Christ.
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