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View Poll Results: Is there anything worse than a homosexual spilling his unholy seed for fun and profit?
There is nothing worse than worse than a homosexual spilling his unholy seed for fun and profit. 110 24.77%
A woman masturbating with a turkey baster in hopes of producing gay babies is worse. 334 75.23%
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Default Another Reason Not To Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Gay: Loopholes To God's Ban On Masturbation - 07-23-2015, 08:19 PM

Friends, there is no greater example of the danger of Gay Marriage than this latest turn of events. By normalizing homosexuality, the rogue homo is now encouraged to professionally masturbate to gay porn, hand over the fruits of his labor (ew) for the insemination of women with gay seed, and thus ensure a greater population of roaming faggots. One sodomite has made this his profession.

26 year old Kenzie Kilpatrick offers his masturbatory services for barren women for a fee. Heterosexual couples, homosexual "partners," and even single, barren, whores pay the expense of his travels, they pay for his lodging, they pay for his masturbatory expertise while they wait outside the bathroom door, awaiting an excuse to grab the turkey baster and thus commence unholy plunging of the tool of shame back and forth. Because his seed isn't dumped on the ground, he thinks he's avoiding damnation, further enraging Jesus.



Genesis 38:9-10

I ask you, what could possibly be worse than the homosexual spilling his unholy seed for fun and profit?


O come Lord Jesus!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Another Reason Not To Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Gay: Loopholes To God's Ban On Masturbation - 07-23-2015, 08:45 PM

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Friends, there is no greater example of the danger of Gay Marriage than this latest turn of events. By normalizing homosexuality, the rogue homo is now encouraged to professionally masturbate to gay porn, hand over the fruits of his labor (ew) for the insemination of women with gay seed, and thus ensure a greater population of roaming faggots. One sodomite has made this his profession.

26 year old Kenzie Kilpatrick offers his masturbatory services for barren women for a fee. Heterosexual couples, homosexual "partners," and even single, barren, whores pay the expense of his travels, they pay for his lodging, they pay for his masturbatory expertise while they wait outside the bathroom door, awaiting an excuse to grab the turkey baster and thus commence unholy plunging of the tool of shame back and forth. Because his seed isn't dumped on the ground, he thinks he's avoiding damnation, further enraging Jesus.



Genesis 38:9-10

I ask you, what could possibly be worse than the homosexual spilling his unholy seed for fun and profit?


O come Lord Jesus!

This is dreadful news, Sister. God must be livid. Do we have this man's address? We should send the Investigations and Security Ministry officials to his home at once , that they might smite him.


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Default Re: Another Reason Not To Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Gay: Loopholes To God's Ban On Masturbation - 07-23-2015, 09:03 PM

EWWWW! Quite apart from the moral issues at stake here, I can't help thinking of the mess. As any woman knows (at least, any woman who has just once failed to keep her hips sufficiently raised after the act of procreation), that stuff is sticky and disgusting and it gets everywhere!

I also worry about the use of the turkey baster. Would you eat turkey in those women's houses?

They are saying this man is from England. Well, he may live in the Islamic Caliphate of Birmingham but just this once I am going to defend my country. Kenzie Kilpatrick is not an English name - the man (if we can call him that) is either a Scotch or an Irish and so either a catlick or from one of those weird protestant sects they have.

And did you see the photo of him, Sister? Again, leaving aside the filthy nature of the act, what woman in her right mind would want to breed with such a specimen? Just imagine if your bastard child looked like him - or, worse, inherited the gay tendency.

I pray that God will strike him down, and soon.

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This is very disturbing news.

I cant think of 2 people doing something so Sick and Disturbing. I miss the good old days when people like this were in mental institutions. Wont someone please think of the children.


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Default Re: Another Reason Not To Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Gay: Loopholes To God's Ban On Masturbation - 07-23-2015, 09:11 PM

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This is dreadful news, Sister. God must be livid. Do we have this man's address? We should send the Investigations and Security Ministry officials to his home at once , that they might smite him.
He's in a suburb of Birmingham, Brother (not the one in Alabama.) My husband has clients who, in their turn, have useful contacts there. If you think it appropriate, I will ask him to handle it.


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Default Re: Another Reason Not To Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Gay: Loopholes To God's Ban On Masturbation - 07-23-2015, 09:21 PM

Not only is this sinful but also an egregious misuse of kitchen utensils. No sir, there was certainly no thought spared for the children. Sister Mary, I will participate in your poll as soon as my Husband votes so I can see his selection.


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