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Scared Coca Cola and the Homosexual Plague: Link Established - 01-11-2016, 08:11 AM

Coca Cola has been opposing Jesus for decades. Its milder side effects include obesity and tooth loss. The toxic effects of this carbonated beverage include the killing of fetuses, as it causes abortion. This has led many women to use it as a cleansing fluid administered intracooterically to cause miscarriage (as if Jesus would not notice). Coca Cola fights against the American tradition, the American language and American patriotism everywhere.

Things were bad. Now they are worse. Recent developments show without any reasonable doubt whatsoever that Coca Cola the soft drink is responsible for the increase in the number of homosexuals that has swarmed the nation recently. The diagram below shows that soon more than 100% of sexually active males are sodomites.



In only six years, unless Jesus discards this rotten repulsive Earth, there are not going to be ANY men left who would only have women as sexual partners. And only ONE YEAR from now there are not going to be any men who have not experimented with same-sex pleasures (apart from the True Christian™ minority, that is).

WHY!?

Because of Coca Cola. In 2015, the Coca Cola company released its worst commercial film ever. It is called "The Text Message" and it depicts Mexican-speaking young men, two of whom are sodomites, and their friends who discover a text message exposing the unnatural lust of the two boys.



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In this eight-minute film, a group of teen boys joke and tease each other in the usual high school way about girls, video games and such-like. Two of the boys are especially close buddies, but Rafael is hiding something from his friend Diego– he’s gay. When he leaves his phone unattended, Diego reads a text that surprises him. His decision to cover for his friend, and accept him for who he is, is what cements this true friendship.
You'll need tissues to watch the following clip. It is emotionally devastating and will bring tears into your eyes as you realize that the normal boy, instead of helping his friend to overcome the seduction of the dark homer side, encourages him to keep on doing his lecherous behavior. There is also a hint of bestiality (Leviticus 20:15) involved (you might have to turn on the American subtitles).



Why is this wrong?
Well, the sodomite boy is probably lost anyway (1 Corinthians 6:9; 1 Timothy 1:10). However, the normal human boy could still have a chance. He could turn to Jesus ans ask what he should do? Well, what should he do?!

1 Timothy 5:20
Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

2 Timothy 4:2
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
Titus 1:13
This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;


Can we see any preaching the Word? No! Rebuking with doctrine? No! Fear in the eyes of the sodomite as he realizes that Hell (Matthew 13:50) awaits him? No! Instead, happy frolicking and intimate caresses between the two sodomites! Romans 1-2 tell us that it is not enough to avoid the homosexualistic sin ourselves. We must also constantly warn others against it. If we fail to do so, God will interpret our behavior as if we had committed sodomy ourselves!

Romans 1:32
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Romans 2:1
Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.


And through all this the boys consume this fizzy drink. This must mean something. We can hypothesize that the beverage contains molecules or spiritual entities that 1) makes one accept sin as normal, humane behavior and 2) makes one susceptible to sodomistic experimentation. Fortunately, the Donald has also realized this. He IS fighting for our children. He is intelligent enough to appeal to the American public where it really hurts: good looks and vanity!

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The more Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, etc you drink, the more weight you gain?
The Donald can turn the tide. If he doesn't intervene, there will be no more heterosexuals left after only six years (see above for the diagram). We must boycott the Coke and support the Donald.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Coca Cola and the Homosexual Plague: Link Established - 01-11-2016, 08:53 AM

I ask that all women and those of delicate sensibilities look away. For there is further proof that Coca Cola's promotes homersexuralism. The advertisement below was released in the 1980s by Coke. In the ice cubes we see a gaysexural about to engage in a sodomistic act. Disgusting!



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Default Re: Coca Cola and the Homosexual Plague: Link Established - 01-13-2016, 09:27 PM

It's certainly no coincidence that homosexuality began with the introduction of New Coke on April 23, 1985.

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On April 23, 1985, Coca-Cola Company chairman and CEO Roberto Goizueta stepped before the press gathered at New York City’s Lincoln Center to introduce the new formula, which he declared to be “smoother, rounder, yet bolder—a more harmonious flavor.” The press, however, said what Goizueta couldn’t admit: New Coke tasted sweeter and more like Pepsi.


What most people DIDN'T know, and no press coverage could reveal, is that an ingredient in New Coke-- perhaps the sickeningly sweet syrup that gave the concoction its alluring saccharine after-taste?-- was turning ordinary people into gays.

Within two years, sometime in 1987, President Ronald Wilson Reagan had to deliver a sad and scary message about a new plague from God called "The AIDS" designed to painfully kill homosexuals for their sins.

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In early 1987, after Bauer became chief White House domestic policy adviser, prominent voices in the medical community were calling for Reagan to deliver a major address about the crisis. Why have a “Great Communicator” in office, they said, if he won’t communicate the message that safe sex is a matter of life-or-death?
Source: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/art...rd_122806.html

Once The AIDS also began to spread via anal sex and pop music, New Coke was phased out.



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Default Re: Coca Cola and the Homosexual Plague: Link Established - 01-14-2016, 12:03 AM

That is way worse than expected. I thought this thread was going to be about where not to put a soda can.


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Default Re: Coca Cola and the Homosexual Plague: Link Established - 01-14-2016, 04:44 AM

When Coca Cola was first introduced decades ago, it contained cocaine and sugar cane syrup . It was a heterosexual soda back then.

The trouble started, I understand, when cane syrup was replaced with cheaper corn syrup.

A new kind of sugar high came over people and the moral decline began. I've heard gay bars serve Coca Cola.


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