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Default 4 points about the Boeing crash in Ethiopia, and how it proves the Earth is FLAT! - 03-18-2019, 03:18 PM

Hi Brothers and Sisters,


As usual, when something happens in a remote part of the world, we receive a lot of fake news, with failing fake media trying to invent a story that fits their vision of the world, a secular one that is.


But they do not tell the truth, because they are afraid it will not suit their agenda, and will lead the people to break the chains of Satan and accept the chains of God, free of Sin (but full of commitments, yes)


So let's take a scientific (creationist) approach to what happen with the Boeing crash in Ethiopia.


1) Why does it matter?


It is difficult for us to care about a bunch of heathens and atheists in a plane going from some shithole to another even shittier shithole, really? Probably there weren’t any Christians in that plane, and they are all roasting in Hell now. Most likely this is true.


So why should we care? If that was the only aspect of this "accident" we would take it as another action of God, taking down a few hundred heathens only to show the rest of the world what happens when they disobey Him. And in that continent, where He gives AIDS to babies, malaria, hunger, and even infects the waters, and the ungrateful are still pagans or Catholic (should I say pagans AND Catholics?).


But there is more to it. Because is not the only crash (another shithole country had a Boeing 737 crashing down recently) God might be trying to tell us something more than the usual “Don’t be a heathen” general warning.


2) What do God and Donald Trump have to say about it?

Ethiopians are in good regard from God's point of view:


Psalms 68:31 - Princes shall come out of Egypt; Ethiopia shall soon stretch out her hands unto God.



Let's not forget Moses married an Ethiopian:


Numbers 12:1 - And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.



Let's not digress on the fact that Miriam and Aaron where a couple of gossipers, and focus on Ethiopians being liked by God. There are more chances for Ethiopia than, for instance, France. France is never mentioned in the Bible.


So why would He take down an Ethiopian plane? Of course there were some moments where God helped the Israeli to defeat the Ethiopians, but there are always disagreements within neighbors. Hey, haven't you had a Jew neighbor? They are not always easy, you know what I mean.


No, there has to be another explanation. And here is when Donald Trump makes his (God inspired) tweeting:


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Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly. Pilots are no longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better. Split second decisions are....
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....needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a plane!

Here is a fact: the problem is the over-complexity of the systems to flight a plane. And no WE ALSO DO NOT WANT ALBERT EINSTEIN TO FLIGHT OUR PLANES! WE WANT OUR PILOTS TO BE CHRISTIAN!


3) What happened then?


In planes, there is something called "angle of attack" And there is a sensor to measure that. And that is what failed in the Boeing 737.


Simple, really? No, not really.


The "angle of attack" is different if you are going around a globe or around a flat surface (like a flat Earth for example) "Science" manufacturing planes assume a globe Earth. And thus, lead the pilots to believe they are safe, leaving Earth and flying to the skies, while they are still going in a line! You know what I mean, if the Earth is a globe, a plane would only have to go straight and at some point, it would leave Earth.


According to our sources, globe Earthers have become mainstream in the Jet industry in the last few decades. If you ask in the Jet industry now, more than 90% of the people working there believe the Earth is a balloon floating in space. And those people are in charge of making the planes! Scary, isn't it?


Years before, people making planes knew the truth, but hide it. We all know why, another attack on the Bible, and Christian families, making it appear as if the Bible was not accurate on what we know now about the Earth.


The real danger started when real globe Earthers, the ones that do not know it is a scam, started to lead the industry.


4) What should be the outcome?


Well, at least I expect atheists and globe Earthers to be punished because of this. It is obvious that Satan is behind this: why Ethiopia, of all shitholes? The one regarded by God a little bit better than the other African nations?


Donald Trump should lead trials against the notion of a globe Earth, and this line of thinking should be forbidden in schools, as with evolutionism.


But we have to trust God, so we will do what we always do: pray!


PRAISE THE LORD!


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: 4 points about the Boeing crash in Ethiopia, and how it proves the Earth is FLAT! - 03-18-2019, 07:00 PM

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Hi Brothers and Sisters,


As usual, when something happens in a remote part of the world, we receive a lot of fake news, with failing fake media trying to invent a story that fits their vision of the world, a secular one that is.


But they do not tell the truth, because they are afraid it will not suit their agenda, and will lead the people to break the chains of Satan and accept the chains of God, free of Sin (but full of commitments, yes)


So let's take a scientific (creationist) approach to what happen with the Boeing crash in Ethiopia.

. . . .


3) What happened then?


In planes, there is something called "angle of attack" And there is a sensor to measure that. And that is what failed in the Boeing 737.


Simple, really? No, not really.


The "angle of attack" is different if you are going around a globe or around a flat surface (like a flat Earth for example) "Science" manufacturing planes assume a globe Earth. And thus, lead the pilots to believe they are safe, leaving Earth and flying to the skies, while they are still going in a line! You know what I mean, if the Earth is a globe, a plane would only have to go straight and at some point, it would leave Earth.


According to our sources, globe Earthers have become mainstream in the Jet industry in the last few decades. If you ask in the Jet industry now, more than 90% of the people working there believe the Earth is a balloon floating in space. And those people are in charge of making the planes! Scary, isn't it?


Years before, people making planes knew the truth, but hide it. We all know why, another attack on the Bible, and Christian families, making it appear as if the Bible was not accurate on what we know now about the Earth.


The real danger started when real globe Earthers, the ones that do not know it is a scam, started to lead the industry.


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PRAISE THE LORD!

Thank you for bringing this to our attention Brother Gonzalez.

Any pilot worth his salt knows how to pitch a plane and fly it properly on a flat earth - otherwise we would be having continuous accidents of this kind and it would be unsafe for anyone to fly.

After considerable reading on this matter, it seems that the fault lies with some arrogant and uninformed software "engineers" at Boeing that decided to program the plane to "nose down", and moreover, their software overrode the pilot - forcing the plane to nose down in deference to the pilot's wishes.

We have Donald Trump to thank for protecting the lives of all Americans (both those that might be in the planes and those that choose to remain on the ground) by grounding these planes.


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Rebuke Re: 4 points about the Boeing crash in Ethiopia, and how it proves the Earth is FLAT! - 03-19-2019, 06:53 PM

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Thank you for bringing this to our attention Brother Gonzalez.

Any pilot worth his salt knows how to pitch a plane and fly it properly on a flat earth - otherwise we would be having continuous accidents of this kind and it would be unsafe for anyone to fly.

After considerable reading on this matter, it seems that the fault lies with some arrogant and uninformed software "engineers" at Boeing that decided to program the plane to "nose down", and moreover, their software overrode the pilot - forcing the plane to nose down in deference to the pilot's wishes.

We have Donald Trump to thank for protecting the lives of all Americans (both those that might be in the planes and those that choose to remain on the ground) by grounding these planes.
I was thinking about this. Who would benefit from making a plane go nose down? Satan, Bill Gates and Obama, that is who!

I'd also like to know some inbred nigra was allowed in the cockpit. Where they hijacking the plane? Another reason we need to ban all emotional support animals from planes. Delta did not crash any planes and they have banned wild creatures from them. Coincidence?


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Default Re: 4 points about the Boeing crash in Ethiopia, and how it proves the Earth is FLAT! - 03-22-2019, 07:34 PM

You guys know that when your on a plane you can start to see the curve of the Earth, or you can take a Hot Air Balloon up into the stratosphere with some oxygen and see the curve for yourself.Right? Or go to NASA's website, or YouTube where they have live feed.
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Default Re: 4 points about the Boeing crash in Ethiopia, and how it proves the Earth is FLAT! - 03-22-2019, 08:54 PM

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You guys know that when your on a plane you can start to see the curve of the Earth, or you can take a Hot Air Balloon up into the stratosphere with some oxygen and see the curve for yourself.Right? Or go to NASA's website, or YouTube where they have live feed.
While we have a whole thread here devoted to the flat earth, I will take a moment to answer your question (any more and go look up and read the thread yourself).

This is very simple to prove. Go take a flat dinner plate out of your kitchen and look at it obliquely as if you were aboard an aircraft or a high-altitude balloon. Now look at the edge of the plate and you will see - curvature.

Also keep in mind that what you see is dependant on the light from the sun and which direction it's coming from. The sun will always cast a curved beam - just like a flashlight.


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