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Sinner I am back to discuss my damned soul - 04-19-2019, 12:47 AM

Five or so years ago, I joined this forum looking for answers to lifes questions. Who is God? What is God? Why am I here? But I soon found that you're all bigoted, hateful, cretins.



The problem is, I now understand. Being a bigot... a cretin... hating others... these are all part of God's plan... He wants us to initiate a holy war. So I stand in solidarity with my fellow Christians.



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Default Re: I am back to discuss my damned soul - 04-19-2019, 02:01 AM

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Five or so years ago, I joined this forum looking for answers to lifes questions. Who is God? What is God? Why am I here? But I soon found that you're all bigoted, hateful, cretins.

The problem is, I now understand. Being a bigot... a cretin... hating others... these are all part of God's plan... He wants us to initiate a holy war. So I stand in solidarity with my fellow Christians.
God bless america
Dear Miss Thomasunde92: Welcome back to . I'm glad that you've felt the Holy Ghost calling you here, and I pray that you will find salvation through the shed of the , .
I can't imagine why you feel that we are all bigoted. Perhaps you have not studied the enough to realize that we do not mince our words here. What God has written in His Holy Word is true -- forevermore. As believers, it is our God-given duty to share the Word of the Lord with all people, not cutting corners, not cherry-picking verses, but teaching ALL of the Word.

II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".

If being unwavering in our conviction makes us unpopular, then I suppose that's too bad, but we must warn a lost world of their sins so that they can take advantage of the Glorious plan of Salvation and escape the fires of .

I do hope that you will visit more often, and I extend to you a welcome to . May the Lord richly bless you. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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He wants us to initiate a holy war.

Are you sure you're not a closeted Muslim?


Some days... I walk past my fellow brethren; men of Christ washed in Christ's blood. And I thank Lord Jesus Christ, my sinful days are long, LONG since behind me. I thank you Jesus for allowing me to accept you as my Savior, and leading me in the path of righteousness.
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Five or so years ago, I joined this forum looking for answers to lifes questions. Who is God? What is God? . . . He wants us to initiate a holy war. So I stand in solidarity with my fellow Christians.

God bless america
Hey! JESUS will initiate the Holy War! Until then, The Lord wants us to obey His word in every thought and deed. Some of the ideas and actions required of us may seem off-putting to the unsaved world, but that is why we are blessed for our willingness to go against the tide and follow God and not Man.


If being a True Christian™ were just a simple matter of eating ice cream when Jesus tells us to, then everybody would be saved. (Except Asiatics, their tummies reject ice cream as sure as their buddha-bro rejects righteousness.)


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Five or so years ago, I joined this forum looking for answers to lifes questions. Who is God? What is God? Why am I here? But I soon found that you're all bigoted, hateful, cretins.

The problem is, I now understand. Being a bigot... a cretin... hating others... these are all part of God's plan... He wants us to initiate a holy war. So I stand in solidarity with my fellow Christians.

God bless america
You could not be more wrong. God, in His Infinite Wisdom© has a plan for all of us, two actually. Two, so we can make use of our Free Will. Once one or the other is picked what happens next is all predestined. All outlined with Cliff Notes in the KJV Bible.

You can do life the right way or the wrong way, it is up to you. If the right way means jumping ten feet in the air, I will do it. If it means snubbing retards to demonstrate my disdain for the parents actions, so be it. If it means hunting down queersexuals in bath houses because they are an insult to God, then I'll do it.
You see, it is not me doing these things. I'm following His Impeccable Word ®Personally, I could care less about some drooling retard or a gaggle of man on man on man rectal gangbang. But God does.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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