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Mayor of Freehold
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-14-2019, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Benson Miller
Not for self interest but for research to provide to a certain televangelist I work for.
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So, "Mr. Televangelist" sent you here to learn about theology and provide what you have learned to him?? We are not here to provide sermons to competitors. If you want to leave "Mr. Televangelist" and join Landover Baptist we might entertain the thought of approving you.
In the meantime, please note this site is copyrighted material.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-14-2019, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
So, "Mr. Televangelist" sent you here to learn about theology and provide what you have learned to him?? We are not here to provide sermons to competitors. If you want to leave "Mr. Televangelist" and join Landover Baptist we might entertain the thought of approving you.
In the meantime, please note this site is copyrighted material.
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Hear, hear, Brother Mayor! Isn't it sad, that a televangelist prefers to resort to scouring the internet about what the Bible says, rather than read the Good Book himself? Verily, strange times we are living in!
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Posts: 4,849
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-14-2019, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Hear, hear, Brother Mayor! Isn't it sad, that a televangelist prefers to resort to scouring the internet about what the Bible says, rather than read the Good Book himself? Verily, strange times we are living in!
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Oh, how very true this is, dear Sister Basilissa. Heavenly days, I haven't had a good feeling about this Benson fellow since he arrived on the shores of . For one thing, there is that rather strange claim that he made, "From the day I was conceived, I have been a Christian." Plus, all of his offers to help us (and did we ask for his help?) seem like an excuse to get into the financial management business of .
And, his photo, as dear Sister Dana has so kindly noted, is very much like that of Wes Goodman, a politician from Ohio, disgraced by his secret homersexualistic activities, all whilst pretending to be a good, -fearing believer of the . Here is an article about that, complete with a photo -- you'll see for yourself!
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...not-so-n823056
We can't be too careful, you know. The dear does warn us of such things:
I Thessalonians 5:21 "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."
Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
I do so hope that all of our friends here at will be ever-so-careful when considering offers from such unsavory persons.
A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-14-2019, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
And, his photo, as dear Sister Dana has so kindly noted, is very much like that of Wes Goodman, a politician from Ohio, disgraced by his secret homersexualistic activities, all whilst pretending to be a good, -fearing believer of the . Here is an article about that, complete with a photo -- you'll see for yourself!
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...not-so-n823056
We can't be too careful, you know. The dear does warn us of such things:
I Thessalonians 5:21 "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."
Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
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Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-14-2019, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.
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Oh, yes, dear Sister Basilissa, I'm afraid that this is true, and our blessed warns of this, here:
I Peter 5:8 " Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".
II Corinthians 11:14 "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."
We can't be too careful, you know. For all we know, that Benson person may very well be a bound, ring-kissing Cathyolick!
A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,118
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-15-2019, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
We can't be too careful, you know. For all we know, that Benson person may very well be a bound, ring-kissing Cathyolick!
A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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The world out there is a jungle. There are people pretending to be whom they are not. I am so thankful our admin staff does not tolerate that here at Landover Baptist.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-15-2019, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Are you implying, that some people have the audacity to conceal their true identities on the internet and present themselves as someone else?!? Oh my goodness gracious! That is a terrifying thought! What sort of people would even think about doing something like that?!? I need to go pray for a while to calm myself down.
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That is terrifying indeed.
That is why I don't engage with people labeled "unsaved trash" or "forum member". Or people talking about themselves.
I only engage in serious Bible talks, and I read everything that warns me about Satan's work.
Posts starting with "I was the other day..." or similar, I don't care at all.
I remember a member talking about a pig farm all day. Who cares? And another, talking about her "pa". My pa this, my pa that. Boring.
I hope Mr Benson here is different.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Posts: 1,003
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-15-2019, 03:10 PM
Greetings!
I have noticed that some of the Sistren have become suspicious of Mr. Benson Miller and they seem to believe he is a homosexual who has come with provocations. I myself lack the necessary overstanding of white people to make such a determination but I think it would be useful to point out that in my home country which is Jamaica we like to catch homosexuals and set them on fire. They make a nice cheery blaze because they tend to be obese from eating too much.
Jah Guide
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 9,980
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
10-17-2019, 11:30 AM
Prosperity theology, you say?
I say rubbish!
God is not a multilevel marketing program, and I do not serve Him out of a desire to get rich.
Indeed, God's reward for serving Him might be unspeakable privation and horror. Why, look at what Job endured.
Do you think the Lord would have been well pleased with Job if the man had gone around greedily rubbing his hands and demanding financial blessing the way you prosperity gospel preachers do?
Are you sure you're not Jewish, boy?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 1
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Egypt
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Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church -
12-07-2019, 05:17 AM
Gday Hakea. Nice location you have there and good to see a few West Aussies on this site. Will crank up the Line 6 Spider on the weekend
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Posts: 4,849
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church -
12-07-2019, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Tammyelime
Gday Hakea. Nice location you have there and good to see a few West Aussies on this site. Will crank up the Line 6 Spider on the weekend
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Dear Miss Lime: To you, I extend a most cordial I see that you are new to and, as such, we would like it if you would kindly note our friendly request at the top of the Introductory Forum page, which is:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you here at .
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
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Join Date: Jun 2018
Location: Pineville, NC
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Re: Greetings from the Thomas Road Baptist Church! -
12-10-2019, 08:45 PM
So from what i see this man is here to make money, and get rich off of God's Holy Word.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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