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Default Joe Biden Denied Wafer - 10-30-2019, 09:28 AM

Every once in awhile there is a glimmer of hope for the cathylicks. So the pope decides that Mary worshiping is out and substitutes some pagan Amazonian "Pacha mama" statues. The good news is that some renegades stole them and ceremoniously dumped them into the Tiber River - and due to modern technology captured it all on viral video.

Forgetting that Jesus is coming back, the pope is also occupying his time saving the planet from CO2. I'm waiting for Elon Musk to make a Tesla pope-mobile - you know, one of those cars that substitute's spontaneous combustion for an internal combustion engine.

At one time the cathylick church was like McDonalds - those golden arches signaled that no matter where you were you would get consistency, catechism, absolution, rosary beads, sodomy, and wafers - all quality controlled by corporate headquarters in the Vatican. These days, with the church on the verge of schism, you're not sure what you're going to get.

This is exactly what quid pro Joe Biden found out while he was on the road. He ran into an "old school" priest, Fr. Robert Morey, who decided to enforce the law - no baby killing, and no wafer for you. Bravo!

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Biden denied Communion at Mass during campaign stop in South Carolina
Oct 29, 2019 - by Deirdre Mays, Catholic News Service

Florence, S.C. — Former Vice President Joe Biden attended the 9 a.m. Mass at St. Anthony Church Oct. 27 and when he presented himself to receive the Eucharist was refused by the pastor.

"Sadly, this past Sunday, I had to refuse holy Communion to former Vice President Joe Biden," Fr. Robert Morey wrote in a statement responding to queries from the Florence Morning News. "Holy Communion signifies we are one with God, each other and the church. Our actions should reflect that. Any public figure who advocates for abortion places himself or herself outside of church teaching."

At the heart of that teaching is Canon 915 of the Code of Canon Law which states that holy Communion should not be given to two groups of persons: those who are excommunicated or interdicted, and those "who obstinately persist in manifest grave sin."

The issue of Catholic politicians supporting abortion has been addressed at every level of the Catholic Church. In 2004, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, then prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, wrote a memo on "Worthiness to Receive Holy Communion: General Principles."

In it he stated: "Regarding the grave sin of abortion or euthanasia, when a person's formal cooperation becomes manifest (understood, in the case of a Catholic politician, as his consistently campaigning and voting for permissive abortion and euthanasia laws), his pastor should meet with him, instructing him about the church's teaching, informing him that he is not to present himself for holy Communion until he brings to an end the objective situation of sin, and warning him that he will otherwise be denied the Eucharist."

"This decision, properly speaking, is not a sanction or a penalty. Nor is the minister of holy Communion passing judgment on the person's subjective guilt, but rather is reacting to the person's public unworthiness to receive holy Communion due to an objective situation of sin," Ratzinger wrote.

In his statement, Morey offered his prayers for Biden.

"As a priest, it is my responsibility to minister to those souls entrusted to my care, and I must do so even in the most difficult situations," he stated.

Biden, campaigning for his 2020 bid for president, was in South Carolina Oct. 26-27 attending a town hall meeting in Florence and a justice forum in Columbia. He identifies himself as Catholic and attends Mass at St. Joseph on the Brandywine in Greenville, Delaware.

His stance on abortion has changed over his career. He initially opposed the use of taxpayer money to fund abortions. In June, however, he reversed his position on the Hyde Amendment, which prohibits the use of Medicaid funding for abortion. In an Oct. 5 tweet, he wrote: "Roe v. Wade is the law of the land, and we must fight any and all attempts to overturn it. As president, I will codify Roe into law and ensure this choice remains between a woman and her doctor."

Fr. Jay Scott Newman, pastor of St. Mary Church in Greenville, expressed support for Morey in an email to The Catholic Miscellany, newspaper of the Diocese of Charleston.

"As a canon lawyer, my own conviction is that Catholic politicians who support abortion do fall under the exclusion described by Canon 915 and that Fr. Morey arguably has the law on his side," he said. "Moreover, the law does not restrict to the diocesan bishop the decision to exclude from Communion someone who fits either category of Canon 915, so Fr. Morey did not exceed his authority."

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Default Re: Joe Biden Denied Wafer - 10-30-2019, 02:34 PM

I hope that sinner, Biden, does not learn he can buy that Catholic communion stuff on line cheap. It would be just like Catholics to cheat. They probably put peanut butter on those things and have them with coffee.






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Default Re: Joe Biden Denied Wafer - 10-30-2019, 02:40 PM

Greetings!

I am very saddened by this denial of crackers for Former Senator and Vice President Joe Biden who is a fine man even though he is an old white man. I feel that Vice President Biden needs support so I have asked one of the white girls who is a suite mate here at Georgetown University to purchase some graham crackers which are my own favorite so that I can send them to Vice President Joe Biden at his campaign headquarters. I believe this is another of the usual attempts by white people to keep the Black man down by causing damage to our allies. Everyone should go out and purchase some kind of crackers today and send them to Vice President Joe Biden to show support.

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Everyone should go out and purchase some kind of crackers today and send them to Vice President Joe Biden to show support.
In the back of my cupboard in the pantry, I've found a box of croutons that are past the sell-by date. One wonders if that will suffice?

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In the back of my cupboard in the pantry, I've found a box of croutons that are past the sell-by date. One wonders if that will suffice?

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Yes Sistren I do think you should send your croutons. It is not for the food value or even to promise a vote that you should send the croutons. I myself have endorsed former Representative Beto O'Rourke for the nomination to defeat President Donald Trump because he is as close to being a Black man as a rich white man can be but I feel badly for former Vice President Joe Biden who is an old white man and I believe a deluge of every kind of cracker would make him uplifted by the show of support.

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Yes Sistren I do think you should send your croutons. I believe a deluge of every kind of cracker would make him uplifted by the show of support.
Mr. Rastafari: Kindly get it through your head that by my sending that box of croutons to Mr. Biden, it is in no way meant as a showing of support -- not for a Demonrat who supports the murder of innocent babies in the womb, and who is proud of that homersexualistic "marriage" going into effect. And I could go on about such issues, but I'll leave it at that.

Frankly, I'm just glad to be rid of the darned stale things!

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Default Re: Joe Biden Denied Wafer - 10-30-2019, 06:13 PM

I never understood why the Catholics chose wafers to represent the body of Christ. Surely steak would be more appropriate. If the Landover Department of Religious Freedom ever adopts cannibalism as form of worship, I would hope they use name-brand steaks. Goes well with red wine.
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I never understood why the Catholics chose wafers to represent the body of Christ. Surely steak would be more appropriate. If the Landover Department of Religious Freedom ever adopts cannibalism as form of worship, I would hope they use name-brand steaks. Goes well with red wine.
Oh, my, and wouldn't that be so much tastier than those stale wafers that they serve in the Cathyolick churches? And it's not like those Cathyolicks cannot afford anything more substantial or delicious, especially considering all of the money that they rake in from their obedient fools parishioners every year.

As for cannibalism, well, that's really what it is in the Cathyolick church, isn't it, dear Brother Dr. Toole? I mean, this nonsense that they believe in, about the wafer and wine actually being the real Body and of the dear . It just goes to show how effective those Cathyolicks are with their brain-washing, just as we know from when they curtsy to statues, and praise Mary constantly. I'll include a bit below from an article I've found where the Cathyolicks attempt to explain this "transubstantiation" thing that they force upon their people.

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This whole mystery is preserved in the Most Holy Eucharist and the Sacrifice of the Mass. We too take unleavened bread and wine, two sources of nourishment. By the will of the Father, the work of the Holy Spirit, and priesthood of Jesus entrusted to His ordained priests, and through the words of consecration, that bread and wine is transformed into the Body and Blood of Jesus. Yes, the bread and wine do not change in characteristics they still look the same, taste and smell the same, and hold the same shape. However, the reality, "the what it is," the substance does change. We do not receive bread and wine; we receive the Body and Blood of Christ. We call this "change of substance" transubstantiation, a term used at the Fourth Lateran Council (1215) and asserted again by our Holy Father in Ecclesia de Eucharistia (#15). Therefore, each time we celebrate Mass, we are plunged into the whole everpresent, everlasting mystery of Holy Thursday, Good Friday, and Easter, and share intimately in life of our Lord through Holy Eucharist.

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I never understood why the Catholics chose wafers to represent the body of Christ. Surely steak would be more appropriate. If the Landover Department of Religious Freedom ever adopts cannibalism as form of worship, I would hope they use name-brand steaks. Goes well with red wine.
This is very good point, Brother Toole. While I do hope our pastors never stray towards cannibalism, steak or pork chops would be a much more truthful representation of Jesus' body than these tasteless wafers. Just imagine, prepared with a good dry spice rub (salt, pepper, cumin, garlic, and some hot pepper to taste) and grilled al gusto, it would be so yummy! I believe the main reason why the Catholics don't do it, is economics: that thing which they call "bread" is way cheaper than meat, and they prefer to stockpile money in their coffers rather than spend it feeding their followers.






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Atheist P Z Myers thought the wafers were meat. He wanted to stab thousands of them with his scout knife. We know atheists are not the brightest porch lights on the block.

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Yes, the atheists are so dumb! Doesn't this particular idiot know that when Jesus died He was dead only for a day and a half? Even if Jesus were in the wafers - why does this atheist think he could kill Jesus more permanently?!?
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Default Re: Joe Biden Denied Wafer - 11-08-2019, 11:06 PM

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Abortion in Ukraine is legal on request during the first twelve weeks of pregnancy. Between 12 and 28 weeks, abortion is available on a variety of grounds, including medical, social and personal grounds, and for any reason with the approval of a commission of physicians.[1]

Prior to 1991, abortion in Ukraine was governed by the abortion laws of the Soviet Union. The laws have not changed since then. Abortion rates have fallen from 109 abortions per 1000 women aged 15–44 in 1986 to 80.9 in 1991, 67.2 in 1996[1] and 27.5 in 2004.[2] As of 2010, the abortion rate was 21.2 abortions per 1000 women aged 15–44.[3] In 2014 the abortion rate in Ukraine decreased to 14.89 per 1000 women aged 15–44.[4] Abortion rates in Ukraine and Belarus have converged in recent years, creating a large gap with post-Soviet Russia.[5][nb 1]

President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky has spoken in favor of expansion of abortion rights.
And here we have some of the filthy, murderous business that Biden and Son Inc. could have been involved in Ukraine - And the Demoncrats want to impeach Trump, whose love and compassion for the unborn child is legendary... Shame on them!




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And here we have some of the filthy, murderous business that Biden and Son Inc. could have been involved in Ukraine - And the Demoncrats want to impeach Trump, whose love and compassion for the unborn child is legendary... Shame on them!
Absolutely, Pastor. My thinking is that after putting the Bidens in jail, President Trump planned to withhold more aid in exchange for outlawing abortion. He would have played the abortion card first but winning the next election was imperative if he was to continue his relentless fight for the unborn.


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Default Re: Joe Biden Denied Wafer - 11-10-2019, 07:31 PM

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