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Friends,

When I warned America about how Super Mario Galaxy was the trojan horse of a neo-sodomite invasion, some refused to believe it. They claimed that the subliminal homosexuality was just a "coincidence". Funny how, the more we see of Mario, the more "coincidences" show up, further proving that the goal of Nintendo is to unleashed a second Pearl Habor on America, a "Pearl-necklace Habor" of drug-fueled sodomania!

Mario is the flagship of Nintendo, and that flag has big rainbow stripes, proven by the latest release in the Mario dynasty: "Mario Super Sluggers".

Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.

Go to the home page for Mario Super sluggers and you will find this image:









Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)
  • We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust
  • Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse
  • Marios baseball bat penetrates a hole in the soft brown skin of his catcher's mitt - a reference to inter-racial sodomy
  • Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over
  • In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course
  • To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus.
And why use the term "sluggers". There's a lot of baseball words out there, so why use the only one that references a long, smooth, wet, slippery, cylindrical object?



Like the tiny penis-shaped suicide-submarines that the Japanese launched against us in their previous war on America, the vile intent is hidden under a calm surface. Guadalcanal was a beautiful pacific island most of us would love to vacation on - but when the Japanese are around, looks are deceiving!

Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:



MORE ABOUT THE Wii

As already noted, the strange name for Nintendo's new system could only have been chosen for subliminal recruiting reasons: notice how the W looks like a skinny young "twink" bending over, and the two ii reference double-penetration.

Make no mistake - allowing a Wii into your house is like allowing condoms and sex education into your school. Once the Wii infiltrates your household, it is only a matter of time before your home is little different from a gay dance club, with Richard Simmons buying free vodka and red-bulls for everyone.

Nintendo's slogan is "experience wii".

Clearly they are aiming for the "curious" market. People who say "I wonder what it would be like to experience an abomination?" And once again, Mario's drug ties are visible, every drug-pusher says "experience the drug, everything is good in moderation."

That's what happens when people decide to "experience" something - they end up permanently hooked, permanently recruited into homosexuality.

How long, America? How long will you sit back, and allow foreigners to smear the American flag with sodomite semen mixed with sodomite feces?

WHO ARE THESE GAME DESIGNERS?

Just who are the shadowy figures who make up the cultural elite of gaming? Celebrity news helps keep actors and musicians accountable, but we know next to nothing about the secretive world of the game designers. Here we have a clue: the designer of the paganism-celebrating, nipple-infested Playstation game, God Of War, says "the only redeeming quality I can find in" God's chosen Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is that she is "the perfect definition of a MILF".

Is this the sort of person you trust to be alone with your children? Well, when you leave your kids to play games, that's exactly what you're doing!





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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-07-2008, 08:09 AM

You think Mario is bad, look at this then:


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That's gross, too.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-07-2008, 05:01 PM

Thanks for the update, Jeb. I've already got a petition circulating that I will present to the local Wal-Mart. They are the only place in town that sells video games, and they have a good record of removing offensive material from their shelves.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-07-2008, 05:19 PM

Not only does it promote sodomy, but obviously by using the monkey as a target of unnatural lust, it promotes the lie of EVILution too. I shouldn't be surprised though. The obvious end result of EVILution is that once you believe that monkeys are our "distant cousins", there should be nothing wrong with fornicating with them. Well, LIEberals and ScIeNtists, you're wrong! Fornicating with monkeys is VERY, VERY wrong and no amount of EVILutionist propaganda will change that!


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-08-2008, 11:01 AM

Sarah never would have allowed this trash in the Wasilla library. I think that's proof enough. If she gets in, she can eradicate this filth from the whole US of A.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-12-2008, 09:13 PM

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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 09:27 PM

Wow...

You actually believe that Nintendo is trying to recruit homosexuals with videogames? You are not that smart if you are suggesting that. I will prove you wrong by pointing a few things out. They use the terms pitcher and catcher because a pitch is the term used to describe a throwing of the baseball, and a catcher simply catches the ball. Why do you suggest that baseball is a homosexual sport? There are millions of baseball fans. Are you saying that of those millions, that all of them are homosexuals? I see no subliminal messages in that picture, all I see are videogame characters playing baseball. You are making accusations that could, in a way, be thought of as subliminal to a total idiot. For example, "Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over." He is holding a bat with his arms, not rubbing it. The "white stuff" is the baseballs falling from the bottom of the bat, not shooting out from the top, referring to ejaculation. And you say that he has an orgasmic reaction because his mouth is open and that he is about to trip, while holding a bat and about 6-7 baseballs? And this one: "To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus." The wii controller does not vibrate. Girls don't normally play videogames. Explain to me how it is similar to a nipple and the lips of the vagina. Why use the term slugger, you say? Slugger is a common baseball term meaning a great hitter. On to that concept art image. You are the most retarded person on this earth. Even if you did manange to sneak someone in there, and you did manage to sneak some concept art out, that would not be a piece. Explain to me how a W looks like someone bending over. There is nothing wrong with videogames you retards. You blame videogames because you can't find anything else to blame. Blame the children/people who decide to be homosexual/lesbian. They made that choice, not anyone else. So, you're probably going to say that I am a homosexual for liking videogames and going against you. You are wrong on that part too. I am straight because I decided to be straight, not any other influence. You do not have any God-given right to declare such things.

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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 09:48 PM

Also the "MARIO" in the title is in rainbow colors - another clear piece of filthy homosexual symbolism
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 09:52 PM

really? if you can make dumb s*** up jeb, so can i.

noahs ark is obviously a gay story promoting homosexuality, because noah was alone, CARVING HIS WOOD when no one believed in him, which obviously means he was a goth fag that masturbated.

then when the rains came, an OBVIOUS metaphor for catchin the darky jewjew aids, his ship floated away, meaning he found out the cure for aids with the help of all of his scientists, which were the animals....but all of the scientists were gay, thats why they came in pairs, and 2 were giraffes, obviously referring to male genitalia.

then a rainbow came after all of the aids was washed away to show how gay everyone was.


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really? if you can make dumb shit up jeb, so can i.

noahs ark is obviously a gay story promoting homosexuality, because noah was alone, CARVING HIS WOOD when no one believed in him, which obviously means he was a goth fag that masturbated.

then when the rains came, an OBVIOUS metaphor for catchin the darky jewjew aids, his ship floated away, meaning he found out the cure for aids with the help of all of his scientists, which were the animals....but all of the scientists were gay, thats why they came in pairs, and 2 were giraffes, obviously referring to male genitalia.

then a rainbow came after all of the aids was washed away to show how gay everyone was.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 10:05 PM

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really? if you can make dumb shit up jeb, so can i.

noahs ark is obviously a gay story promoting homosexuality, because noah was alone, CARVING HIS WOOD when no one believed in him, which obviously means he was a goth fag that masturbated.

then when the rains came, an OBVIOUS metaphor for catchin the darky jewjew aids, his ship floated away, meaning he found out the cure for aids with the help of all of his scientists, which were the animals....but all of the scientists were gay, thats why they came in pairs, and 2 were giraffes, obviously referring to male genitalia.

then a rainbow came after all of the aids was washed away to show how gay everyone was.
Noah and his family were saved, so how would being alone promote homosexuality? GOD was tired of scientists as well so he killed them all anyway.
Granted he did have a negroid homosexual son who was forever cursed to be an AIDS infested slave.

Your arguments have too many holes. Go pick up a KJV Bible IMMEDIATELY. You are clearly a homosexual in denial, there is a mountain of facts about Super Gay Mario yet you choose to ignore it.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 10:14 PM

HELL YEA! me and super gay mario have a blast!!!!

we eat mushrooms, slide down pipes, and collect coins.

but then we repent because having fun is obviously satanic.


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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 10:19 PM

Mustang, you sir are a retard. Those colors in the title are red, green, blue, yellow, and then red again. That is not the rainbow. Yes those are colors in a rainbow, as are other colors, you idiot.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 10:24 PM

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Mustang, you sir are a retard. Those colors in the title are red, green, blue, yellow, and then red again. That is not the rainbow. Yes those are colors in a rainbow, as are other colors, you idiot.
That's near enough to be likened to a Rainbow.

You are the idiot here.



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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 10:31 PM

You say that I like rainbows too much and call me an idiot? For what reason? Go **********.
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Default Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN! - 09-14-2008, 10:34 PM

they already were busy doing that to their pastors growing up

look how they turned out.....


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