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Default Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-21-2010, 09:53 PM

I read through all of these articles (and looked at the pictures)
but cannot find any reference to sex in Heaven?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/sex.html

Brother Wide-Open mentioned here that it is not certain whether females will be allowed in Heaven:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35800 (post #7)

Who is going to satisfy our husbands if there are no women?



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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-21-2010, 10:12 PM

An interesting question for sure.

There would not be procreation in heaven as the resulting children would be bore in heaven, not earth, per God's plan. And if there is no procreation in heaven why would there be need for sex ??


I recall Jesus addressing the topic of marriage in heaven, (sorry don't have chapter and verse handy, the kids are doing Bible drills with my KJV1611 right now) and it appears our existence in heaven and our relationships with each other at that time will be incomprehensible to us whilst we are still earthbound, and the question of marriage in heaven is thus moot.

So, no sex in heaven, and you won't miss it.




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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-21-2010, 10:13 PM

There is absolutely no sex in Heaven. Only True Christians™ go to Heaven. True Christians™ do not lust and know that sex is only for procreation. There is no need to procreate in heaven. Besides, you don't need sex or masturbation to get pleasure. In heaven, you get all of your pleasure from Jesus.
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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-21-2010, 10:13 PM

If the Bible doesn't mention it, it likely doesn't exist.



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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-21-2010, 10:18 PM

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If the Bible doesn't mention it, it likely doesn't exist.
Indeed Brother.
Sex is a filthy necessity for making Soldiers for Christ.
In Heaven, there shall only be Soldiers for Christ who shall live for Eternity with Jesus.
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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-21-2010, 10:21 PM

Talitha speaks the truth as usual.

If you don't need to make babies, then there is no need to have sex.


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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-22-2010, 03:50 PM

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I read through all of these articles (and looked at the pictures)
but cannot find any reference to sex in Heaven?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/sex.html

Brother Wide-Open mentioned here that it is not certain whether females will be allowed in Heaven:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35800 (post #7)

Who is going to satisfy our husbands if there are no women?

I agree with my brothers. There will be no sex in heaven, as we will be in the Joy of the Lord.

btw, miss Morningstar, I was wondering, why are you named after Lucifer?


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Smile Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-22-2010, 04:11 PM

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I read through all of these articles (and looked at the pictures)
but cannot find any reference to sex in Heaven?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/sex.html

Brother Wide-Open mentioned here that it is not certain whether females will be allowed in Heaven:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35800 (post #7)

Who is going to satisfy our husbands if there are no women?

Luci, look up. Do you not find God satisfying. Does He not provide all of our needs?
I have absolutely no doubt that when we are in Heaven, God will continue to take care of us.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-23-2010, 12:43 AM

Why would there be? Like my brothers and sisters have stated, unless there is a need for procreation there isn't a real need for sex is there?
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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-23-2010, 01:06 AM

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unless there is a need for procreation there isn't a real need for sex is there?
Exactly!


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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 01-23-2010, 01:09 AM

The following is taken from an LBC Pastor's reply to a child's letter:

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That’s right – for while Heaven may be a nudist colony, all the residents look like giant walking, talking depantsed Ken and Barbie dolls – blessedly free of hairy holes and hamhocks from the waist down
So there will be no sex in heaven, as we won't have any genitalia. Praise! Do read the child's letter and the Pastor's reply in full, here; it is most edifying.


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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 10-20-2013, 03:35 AM

No, there will not be any sex in heaven!

Matthew 22:23-30
The same day came to him the Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection, and asked him,24 Saying, Master, Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
25 Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother:
26 Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.
27 And last of all the woman died also.
28 Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.
29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.
30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.


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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 10-27-2013, 07:43 PM

I am wondering. In the beginning of the bible it says, that after Adam and Eve tried the apple, they were ashamed of their nudeness and hid behind a tree, after which god threw them out of paradise.

Now, is heaven the same as paradise? Because if yes, being naked there would require you to become a new person, who hasn't 'tasted the apple'. I guess most christians wouldn't dare walk in public, would they? Especially those that are extra-true believers, right? So, how could they be naked in paradise? Wouldn't they be ashamed all the time?

And furthermore, if eating the apple is equal to loosing your innocence, the christians that will go to heaven already lost it since on earth, they are clearly ashamed to walk in public.

So, when you go to heaven, do you become a new human being and regain your innocence? I find that hard to believe, because after all when Adam and Eve actually ate the apple, god didn't take away what the apple did to them, after all, he chose to throw them out.

If you are naked all the time and always ashamed, heaven must be hell for christians. *evil grin*


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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 10-27-2013, 08:38 PM

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I am wondering. In the beginning of the bible it says, that after Adam and Eve tried the apple, they were ashamed of their nudeness and hid behind a tree, after which god threw them out of paradise.

Now, is heaven the same as paradise? Because if yes, being naked there would require you to become a new person, who hasn't 'tasted the apple'. I guess most christians wouldn't dare walk in public, would they? Especially those that are extra-true believers, right? So, how could they be naked in paradise? Wouldn't they be ashamed all the time?

And furthermore, if eating the apple is equal to loosing your innocence, the christians that will go to heaven already lost it since on earth, they are clearly ashamed to walk in public.

So, when you go to heaven, do you become a new human being and regain your innocence? I find that hard to believe, because after all when Adam and Eve actually ate the apple, god didn't take away what the apple did to them, after all, he chose to throw them out.

If you are naked all the time and always ashamed, heaven must be hell for christians. *evil grin*
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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 10-27-2013, 09:45 PM

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I am wondering. In the beginning of the bible it says, that after Adam and Eve tried the apple, they were ashamed of their nudeness and hid behind a tree, after which god threw them out of paradise.

Now, is heaven the same as paradise? Because if yes, being naked there would require you to become a new person, who hasn't 'tasted the apple'. I guess most christians wouldn't dare walk in public, would they? Especially those that are extra-true believers, right? So, how could they be naked in paradise? Wouldn't they be ashamed all the time?

And furthermore, if eating the apple is equal to loosing your innocence, the christians that will go to heaven already lost it since on earth, they are clearly ashamed to walk in public.

So, when you go to heaven, do you become a new human being and regain your innocence? I find that hard to believe, because after all when Adam and Eve actually ate the apple, god didn't take away what the apple did to them, after all, he chose to throw them out.

If you are naked all the time and always ashamed, heaven must be hell for christians. *evil grin*
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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 10-27-2013, 11:03 PM

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I am wondering. In the beginning of the bible it says, that after Adam and Eve tried the apple, they were ashamed of their nudeness and hid behind a tree, after which god threw them out of paradise.

Now, is heaven the same as paradise?
No.
Revelation 21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.


How could it be the same as the Garden of Eden if the whole earth will be destroyed and a new one will be made?

Now please stop babbling about your pervert sex fantasies and do something productive, e.g. read the Holy Bible.
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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 10-27-2013, 11:15 PM

Heaven is not some kind of hippie nudist swingers colony on pillow clouds. I don't know where you got that idea.


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I am going to be happy for the next 50 years that you will spend eternity being ashamed for being naked. Your own personal hell.

And then, after 50 years, what will happen then? Right. NOTHING. Pure nothingness. I will cease to exist. That's it for me. No eternal damnation, no eternal fire, no heaven, just nothing. Finite. Game over. Shutdown.

And by the way, playing gotcha with you is really easy, since I am roughly 50 times more intelligent than you. Any dimwitt has more brains than you. Hell, your doormat could play gotcha with you.


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Default Re: Will there be sex in Heaven? - 10-27-2013, 11:54 PM

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...And then, after 50 years, what will happen then? Right. NOTHING. Pure nothingness...
And your proof of that? Please, do share.

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And then, after 50 years, what will happen then? Right. NOTHING. Pure nothingness. I will cease to exist. That's it for me. No eternal damnation, no eternal fire, no heaven, just nothing. Finite. Game over. Shutdown.

And by the way, playing gotcha with you is really easy, since I am roughly 50 times more intelligent than you.
A question to krunchy and Didymus: is 50 some kind of magic number for all of you atheists? Krunchy, are you trying to put a spell on us or something?
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