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Cool Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 10:01 PM

I have been visiting this site quite often really, seeing what people here have to say about things, and have been quite surprised by what things everyone says. Recently i say that there was a lot of negative response to this

"They are completely, one hundred percent, equal to men. They are just as strong, just as smart and just as capable. They deserve to not 'belong' to husbands or fathers, should be able to work, learn and live on their own and most importantly, they should be able to enjoy and initiate sex."

And yes it may say in the bible that a wife is for a man to make children. but i have something to say. Just because something is not in that book, does not mean that it is wrong and that it cant happen, all of you men say that you beat your wives because they burnt you steak, or that you bought your wife a chastity belt the day after you married her. that is too controlling.
I think that you bastards need to realize something. MURDER is illegal and wrong in anybodies eyes even "gods" yet you bring you "loved ones" to the edge of their life threads so that the 3 witches are close enough to feel it quiver beneath the scissors. when you beat someone, even if they dont diePHYSICALLY they slowly suffer MENTALLY.

The men here claim that there is nothing wrong with it. When people say its not okay you say, ITS IN THE BIBLE. but you know what, the same passage that i see over and over again about "the woman is to listen to the man, and be there for the man, and bear children for the man" it does not say in these words "HIT YOUR WIFE IF THEY PISS YOU OFF"
HMMMMmmmm I DONT THINK SO. i am not an athiest, I was baptised a christian. But i believe in LIFE, i do not believe in something that people bow to. You Stupid piffleers. SO HA
People who sighn on to this site have to agree to a passage
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By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise "
Well guess what. everysingle one of these threads are 10 fold to those. what would you do if somebody took this to a newspaper, what you men are saying? what if it got to the police. and guess what, all of you have pictures of yourselves on your profiles, you stupid piffles. so they will find you. You men are evil, in the purest form. also known as an Incubas, a deamon sent as a man to rape and beat/kill women. well TAH-DAH i just found a whole websight full of them.
If the only reason that you got married was to make children, i have a suggestion (especially for those who think sex is a discusting hateful act) its 2 words SPERM BANK that way many women will have you unworthy babies and your genes will live on, "gods" will is done, and you dont have to beat women who otherwise could have had a happy life and accually be with someone that would care for them and love them. and
"god" forbid accually give them pleasurable sex once every 2 years :0

so there. ohh and by the way. Yes, you will al go to hell if you kill somebody, even you wife. DUH
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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 10:06 PM

I find it quite rude that you come to a private forum and without even introducing yourself you start bashing all of the members.

It's the same thing as to enter into a stranger house when you find the door open and once inside you start bashing all the people inside the house.

You were not invited, please gain some manners and treat your host properly.


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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 10:10 PM

It's really difficult to decipher what you are trying to say if you're using multiple fonts and copy/pasting from different sources.

Can you say in a few lines what you are trying to say exactly?


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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 10:34 PM

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what if it got to the police.


As a True Christian Officer of the Law, this just tickles me silly.

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and guess what, all of you have pictures of yourselves on your profiles, you stupid piffles.
We are Godly and Republican, we have nothing to fear.

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its 2 words SPERM BANK


I have always been convinced that a "sperm bank" is actually a buffet for homosexuals. Anybody who goes to one of those is going to either catch AIDS, or be exposed to homos getting some take out.

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Yes, you will al go to hell if you kill somebody, even you wife. DUH
So what about all those people who God instructed to go out and kill off entire tribes? You think they're in hell for what God told them to do? There's a difference between killing and murder.
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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 10:51 PM

Oh Im sorry.
*ahem* My Name is Elizabeth
I am in my last year of schooling. I have a job. I have a nice family. oh, and i am the only one in my family who will not speak about god in front of others i dont trust, and i never pray. I have had all A's in school and Have a promising Future.
also to the policeman pig of a cop. just because you are a "pig" does not mean that what you do is right. ever seen forensic files? Hello.
what i was trying to say is. You men are (as politely as possible) piffleTARDS you will never know the meaning of love, except to something that you will neve see unless you die. if then. and your wives truly deserve something better than shit.

for those of you reading this who yell at a woman everyonce in a great while, whatever i dont care, we all slip. but for those who think it okay to put her in a shed for a week and abuse her when she wants to have sex, you wives hate you with a passion, and i think that its cruel that you say if you tell anyone or divorce me god will not accept you. thats what im saying.

and any death to human means hell, you Duntz popo
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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 10:56 PM

When you do turn us into the "police" (as if your local cops are going to care about a town in Iowa) please let us know. We will be very interested in hearing what they have to say.



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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 10:57 PM

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...I have had all A's in school and Have a promising Future.
also to the policeman pig of a cop. just because you are a "pig"...
So it's true what people say:Good grades in school doesn't means you know how to behave and how to adress another person properly.

Go learn some manners or you'll have a terrible future.


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what i was trying to say is. You men are (as politely as possible) piffleTARDS you will never know the meaning of love, except to something that you will neve see unless you die. if then. and your wives truly deserve something better than shit.
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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 11:01 PM

I also think that it is stupid i cant say [censored] on this sight if you guys are allowed to say harlot!! what the [censored] IS THAT?
thats not even a good sensored word. most people dont know what piffle means...
You read everything i have said and tell me honestly that you dont agree with ANYTHING on here. A N Y T H I N G means even 1 thing. and accually mean it and ill leave everybody alone.

and I am not a Harlot. if i am. You insult "A fellow christian" shame shame

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[...]You Stupid piffleers. SO HA
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Oh Im sorry.
*ahem* My Name is Elizabeth
I am in my last year of schooling. I have a job. I have a nice family. oh, and i am the only one in my family who will not speak about god in front of others i dont trust, and i never pray. I have had all A's in school and Have a promising Future.
also to the policeman pig of a cop. just because you are a "pig" does not mean that what you do is right. ever seen forensic files? Hello.
what i was trying to say is. You men are (as politely as possible) piffleTARDS you will never know the meaning of love, except to something that you will neve see unless you die. if then. and your wives truly deserve something better than shit.

for those of you reading this who yell at a woman everyonce in a great while, whatever i dont care, we all slip. but for those who think it okay to put her in a shed for a week and abuse her when she wants to have sex, you wives hate you with a passion, and i think that its cruel that you say if you tell anyone or divorce me god will not accept you. thats what im saying.

and any death to human means hell, you Duntz popo
Let's get to the heart of the matter. Either daddy did not love you or you had a naughty uncle. Which is it? I assume your job involves a pole and singles.


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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 11:04 PM

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I also think that it is stupid i cant say [censored] on this sight if you guys are allowed to say harlot!! what the [censored] IS THAT?
thats not even a good sensored word. most people dont know what piffle means...
You read everything i have said and tell me honestly that you dont agree with ANYTHING on here. A N Y T H I N G means even 1 thing. and accually mean it and ill leave everybody alone.

and I am not a Harlot. if i am. You insult "A fellow christian" shame shame
I decide not to speak further to you. Obviously you learned your manners from a pimp.

Good luck to your promising future on an orange sweatsuit.


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Oh Im sorry.
*ahem* My Name is Elizabeth
I am in my last year of schooling. I have a job. I have a nice family. oh, and i am the only one in my family who will not speak about God in front of others i dont trust, and i never pray. I have had all A's in school and Have a promising Future.
also to the policeman pig of a cop. just because you are a "pig" does not mean that what you do is right. ever seen forensic files? Hello.
what i was trying to say is. (is... what? The sentence ends right there.) You men are (as politely as possible) piffleTARDS (that's not very polite) you will never know the meaning of love, except to something that you will neve see unless you die. if then. ("if then." is not a sentence) and your wives truly deserve something better than shit. (yes, a True Christian man!)

for those of you reading this (punctuation?) who yell at a woman everyonce in a great while, whatever i dont care, we all slip. (no, WE don't) but for those who think it ("it okay"?) okay to put her in a shed for a week (we follow the Biblical law, so...?) and abuse her when she wants to have sex, you wives (we are husbands, not wives) hate you with a passion, and i think that its cruel that you say if you tell anyone or divorce me God will not accept you (do you proof-read? That sentence just flows horribly). thats what im saying.

and any death to human means hell, you Duntz popo (Hell or Heaven don't come until play until AFTER death)
So let me get this straight: your school gives you A's, but your spelling and grammar are complete rubbish? That must not be a very good school then...

You are not making the best possible case for letting women speak in public, dear.


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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-28-2010, 11:12 PM

No i am not a lesbian. in fact i like sex with men. only one, so ha, i have great manners sir, but i feel no need to present them to people who are rude and dont deserve them.

and no, i dont ask god anything.
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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-29-2010, 12:21 AM

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I have had all A's in school and Have a promising Future.
I'm going to guess that it was an English school. No American school would allow such random capitalization.


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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-29-2010, 12:23 AM

Indeed.


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Response to The Truth About Women - 01-29-2010, 06:38 AM

Elizabeth I just wanna pinch your little cheeks.

I can't tell you how many girls your age go through the same phase you're going through and in much the same way. They want to become Christians, they think they want to invite Jesus inside, but they start to rebel when they can't understand the things Jesus expects of them. It's so perfectly natural because little girls like you, who have not yet read their 1611 King James Bible, cannot possibly understand God's loving plans for them. Jesus wants you to be fulfilled, He wants you to be happy in your service to Him and to your husband, and most importantly, He wants you to at least have a chance at Eternal Salvation.

I can't stress enough how important Bible study will be for you in your coming "formative" years. Have you considered Bible study with a pastor? Our own Reverend Jim Osborne is especially sympathetic to the plight of young lasses like yourself and he has been a selfless and tireless soldier fighting to save the souls of so many just like you. I'll have him contact you to make arrangements for you to finally begin your journey to the warm embrace of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.


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