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Talking Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-15-2011, 01:50 AM

Out of ideas what to do for youre childrens next party or birthday present? As you know I can come to your house and put on a GOSPEL CLOWN show. I use jokes and puppets to spread the messege of JESUS CHRIST to young kids and they love it. sometimes they may think sunday school or BIBLE study is a bit booring, and it can be sometimes when your a kid. But all kids love clowns and they listen to what clowns have to say.

I am introdeucing a new program: REBUKO'S SLEEPOVER CASTLE. Think of it as a one night Jesus Camp for your kids. They get to have fun, learn about the Bible and you get to have a night away from there screaming and whining. Let me worry about that!

I have deccorated my trailer to make it EXCITING for kids! Theres lots of balloons, cardboard boxes for them too play in, i have a water hose to spray them with, a 13" inch color TV with VHS with all the good christian videos like BIBLEMAN, and more. Youre kid will spend the day and night having fun and learning about JESUS. Then at the end of the night after they are tuckered out we say prayers together and they crawl into our bed for a good nights sleep.

ALL THIS FOR ONLY $199.99!!!!

But waite, if you're a resident of Freehold I give you a discount. Lets throw off 50 bucks and its only $149.99 for one night Jesus Camp at REBUKO'S SLEEPOVER CASTLE.

If youre intrested then please PM me. My trailer can be found in Shady Oaks Trailer Park just off Grace Ave. in South Freehold. I can also be found in Founders Park on the weekends performing puppet shows for the kids.


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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-15-2011, 02:32 AM

That's nice. I think some other people's children will love that.

I my kids are scared of clowns.


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Is there a discount rate if I send all 7?
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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-15-2011, 05:47 AM

As a mother of two, I really care about my child's safety. Look, please don't take this the wrong way, sir, but I know you seem like a kind man who loves to have fun with kids, but are you sure that place is safe for kids? I mean, there's barbed wire fence around the place (is that to keep people in or out?) then your neighbor has bars over the windows and a No Trespassing sign.

To be honest, (this is meant as constructive criticism) you seem to be charging a bit too much for it. It would be one thing if you ran a summer camp and there were cabins and a lake, but you're basically charging parents two hundred bucks to let kids stay with you in a trailer for one night.

I wish you the best of luck though, and God bless you with your evangelical work!
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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-15-2011, 06:45 AM

What an inspirational offering, Brother Rebuko! I think the price is just right, too. Being a kid at heart, I'd love to participate if you allow adults. Or if there happens to be an opening, I'd love to fill it. Praise God!


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Such a splendid, Christian outing for The Children! Praise!

Please do keep a sharp on on them, though, Brother Rebuko; I Believe that is the domicile of one "Dora Denkins" to the left of you
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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-15-2011, 06:57 PM

Bravo Rebuko, this is just the kind of thing my youngest would love to do! She absolutely loves clowns, she thinks they are really funny! I'll sign her up and drop by your trailer tomorrow.

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What an inspirational offering, Brother Rebuko! I think the price is just right, too. Being a kid at heart, I'd love to participate if you allow adults. Or if there happens to be an opening, I'd love to fill it. Praise God!


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My trailer is the blue one right there!!! CAN'T MISS IT!!!
Is that the famous Rebuko's Free Kandy for Kristian Kidz van behind your trailer?

PRAISE JESUS!!!

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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-17-2011, 01:11 AM

Praise God, Brother Rebuko!

Such a great program will likely mean that you are overwhelmed with hordes of these young rascals. I am here to help and just a phone call away.

Looks like there is plenty of lawn for Brother Porter to have slip and slide games for the tots as they wait to get inside the castle!

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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-17-2011, 08:26 PM

I asked my son if he wished to stay over at jolly ol' Rebuko's for a night or two because I felt it'd be good for him. For some reason he shouted "no" at me, and stumbled away terrified.

I won't tolerate this defiance.
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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 02-18-2011, 01:10 AM

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I asked my son if he wished to stay over at jolly ol' Rebuko's for a night or two because I felt it'd be good for him. For some reason he shouted "no" at me, and stumbled away terrified.

I won't tolerate this defiance.
That's strange, did you tell him it was Rebuko?

Maybe he is scared of clowns or something? Whatever the case he needs fatherly discipline and he needs it fast!


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That's strange, did you tell him it was Rebuko?

Maybe he is scared of clowns or something? Whatever the case he needs fatherly discipline and he needs it fast!
It's odd, he used to love when Rebuko would come a' rollin' down the street in his van.

Needless to say, Proverbs 13:24 never ceases to properly impose Jesus' passionate love.
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I have been to the caste! It was fun and very fulfilling. I am still glowing!


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Default Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE - 05-15-2011, 03:36 PM

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I have been to the caste! It was fun and very fulfilling. I am still glowing!
Well, Felicity, your testimony may be needed to help free Rebuko now.

Sad such a good man is being falsely accused.


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Well, Felicity, your testimony may be needed to help free Rebuko now.

Sad such a good man is being falsely accused.
Free Rebuko?

Did I miss something? Has his discount rate been increased to 100% off?


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Free Rebuko?

Did I miss something? Has his discount rate been increased to 100% off?
Yes, brother. Unfortunately he's been thrown in jail under ridiculous charges. By tomorrow (Monday), I should have the bond posted for him.



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