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Default Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America! - 05-06-2011, 06:35 AM

Now that Osama Bin Laden has committed suicide after receiving his AT&T data roaming bill, it is time to move on to the real #1 threat to America: Lesbians!

God clearly doesn't like lesbians:
  • They refuse to marry a man. A clear insult to God: 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
  • They lust after woman, a filthy sin: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
  • And they are all vegetarians because they do not like a firm piece of meat in their mouth. And as we all know, God doesn't like vegetarians: Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."
Fortunately the lesbian threat is very easy to fix! It is a well known fact that all lesbians are virgins. No woman who slept with a man has even been a lesbian. Being a lesbian is just another way of being ignorant. So the solution is simple: force the lesbian to have sex with a man and she will no longer be a lesbian: corrective rape! Pioneered in South Africa and perfected in the US Army, this method has been proven to be 100% effective! If only all of America's problems would be that easy to fix.

A retired official at the Chattanooga, Tennessee, District Attorney’s office, wrote an insightful article on this matter in the The Daily Caller: "My solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective “Broke Back,” thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream." By turning all these filthy God mocking lesbians in the US army into God fearing decent women we would clearly make our army strong again!

Lesbians, the real threat to America :


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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-06-2011, 07:04 AM

This is the most idiotic thing ever! There is nothing wrong with lesbians so there is nothing to "correct" either!




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This is the most idiotic thing ever! There is nothing wrong with lesbians so there is nothing to "correct" either!
Nothing wrong with lesbians??? Did you happen to see that revolting photo in Brother Cranky's OP that had two naked women KISSING?



If you don't find that repulsive and filthy, I just don't know. I'd feel sad for you, but I'm beyond that.

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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-06-2011, 04:34 PM

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This is the most idiotic thing ever! There is nothing wrong with lesbians so there is nothing to "correct" either!

If you do not understand how harmful this is real marriage you are just not paying attention.


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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-06-2011, 10:32 PM

This is very promising to see corrective rape making it's way to Godly American soil. Some time ago, I saw this few years old article about pioneering work they had done with corrective rape in South Africa.

In short they seems to be rather active, in the ways of setting lesbians straight in South Africa. There are men raping these repulsive sex-obsessed women in hopes that they would be cured from their homosexuality. I do not entirely approve their actions, as it looks like they don't have intention to marry those women they have cured. So it sounds bit shady, but cause seems just. It makes sense that these perverts will see the error of their ways after sexual intercourse with a man. The way God intended.

I have to say I was quite surprised how civilized thoughts those rather savage looking negras had in video clip behind the link. I mean if taken out of context stuff like "In fact, no lesbians are natural" and "because right now they're being inhuman" could be considered as true words of wisdom.
Looks promising for the mankind.

Oh, I almost forgot. The link to that article.

http://southafrica-pig.blogspot.com/...er-of-gay.html

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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-06-2011, 11:51 PM

You know, even the japs know that rape is an effective way of putting a woman in her place. They even have comic books about it. Movies too!

Of course, rape without Jesus in your heart is just perversion...


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Ditch Girl, God will cast all lesbians in to His Lake of Fire. How can you think there is "nothing wrong" with them?


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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-07-2011, 01:50 AM

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Ditch Girl, God will cast all lesbians in to His Lake of Fire. How can you think there is "nothing wrong" with them?
Well to be honest with you mate, I fink it'd prolly be better to just leave em be. It's not gonna like affect your salvation or anyfing so it seems fine.

They're either gonna be lesbian or truamatised 'cos of the rape (and you could be held responsible by local authority and maybe even God but I dunno)
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Well to be honest with you mate, I fink it'd prolly be better to just leave em be. It's not gonna like affect your salvation or anyfing so it seems fine.

They're either gonna be lesbian or truamatised 'cos of the rape (and you could be held responsible by local authority and maybe even God but I dunno)
We are aware that you are a fink; we don't really need you to remind us.

I'm not concerned about MY salvation; I'm concerned about the salvation of the proto-lesbians.

Why do you hate lesbians and want them to go to Hell?


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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-11-2011, 10:00 PM

I completely agree.

After we finish with lesbians we should corrective rape the gay guys as well.
Then we should also do atheists, muslims, buddhists and piano players. It's a lot of work but it will also prevent some of us from masturbation.

This can save the world.
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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-12-2011, 02:38 PM

so you are saying i can go and rape lesbians, because if i understood correctly that's what is being said here, also if i was going to do such a thing how would i go about it, i mean its against the law so how would i avoid jail ?? i know of a lesbian or two that could use some straightening
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so you are saying i can go and rape lesbians, because if i understood correctly that's what is being said here, also if i was going to do such a thing how would i go about it, i mean its against the law so how would i avoid jail ?? i know of a lesbian or two that could use some straightening
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Yes, provided you marry the lesbian after you have raped her.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
ohhh thats good news i have just the right girl in mind
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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 05-12-2011, 02:56 PM

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ohhh thats good news i have just the right girl in mind
Don't forget to ask her permission to rape her to prevent problems with secular law as demanded by 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7.


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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To Ameri - 03-11-2013, 06:40 PM

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This is the most idiotic thing ever! There is nothing wrong with lesbians so there is nothing to "correct" either!
Despicable that you that identify with Christ persist in trying to have the Lord in your life on YOUR terms, 'your way'; I've news for you: You cannot change the Word of God and you'd be best served to not tout His Name and out of the same mouth excuse sin. This is what you're doing so that you can persist in your sinful, abhorrent behavior and then LIE to the world that God approves.

The TRUTH is that there is nothing good nor holy about homosexuality. As Christians our job is to love the sinner and hate the sin and try to lead our brother or sister toward repentance.

Now, if you have been a victim of sexual abuse / crime then there is help for you; it exists. If you're pursuing sinful sexual desire, then again there is help. But you must understand that the entire world still largely disapproves of homosexuality even though they have been made fearful to speak about it, or they have been effectively 'guilted' into staying quiet. This is a weakness and this is between the individual and their Maker. Do not avoid those like myself that are basically a clanging cymbal in your awareness; trying to correct you and your self destructive course.

Get help. Let others love you and guide you, let other Christians walk with you through this but do NOT put your filthy spin on the Lord Almighty. Do not lie about our God (yes, YOUR God). Do not lie about the Word of God. We are all in our own filth but I can tell from the way you wrote your post that you're aggressive toward God and His children. Don't be foolish. Get right with God. Be easy and don't make him teach you.

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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America! - 03-12-2013, 12:03 AM

I'm glad you brought this up Cranky. I think that if the republican candidates had just tried harder to explain our stance on rape we would have won the last election.


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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America! - 03-12-2013, 12:30 AM

If there is a just, omniscient, and omnipotent God in charge of everything, then the solution is to just ignore the appearance of any social ill, writing it off as the mystery of His Intent. Yet, we must show our logical consistency in attacking the basic human rights of the poor and disenfranchised by denying them any institutional stepping stones or safety. The terror of dying in the streets is all the poor must know to keep them toiling selflessly away, in pursuit of a better life after they are dead.

If we approach the problem this way, then there will be no more need to worry about anything, because Christ will be forced to return within a generation, or have His beloved creation die out! I can't wait until the next election so America can have another chance.


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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America! - 03-16-2013, 06:50 PM

I have corrected alot of women in my day, I just wish the justice system would view rape as a tool for the redemption of misguided sluts, rather then a act of violence.
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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America! - 03-16-2013, 07:03 PM

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I have corrected alot of women in my day, I just wish the justice system would view rape as a tool for the redemption of misguided sluts, rather then a act of violence.
What's wrong with enjoying sex? I enjoyed multiple sex partners, both men and women, in my day.
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Default Re: Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America! - 03-16-2013, 08:36 PM

Everybody knows a woman only becomes a lesbian because she couldn't get a boyfriend. Rape can be a way to give her confidence so she can go out and attract a proper decent man into her life.


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