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Default Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-14-2012, 01:27 AM

Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!


Friends,

Sick Goth Website "Goths up trees" is an abomination to God, and it NEEDS to be BANNED NOW!

For those unaware of this website, 'Goths Up Trees' is a Gothic propaganda website, aimed at brainwashing millions of normal people into wrongly believing that goths are happy well adjusted normal people who like to climb trees.

Amazingly, they even have images of Goths in trees on their website - out in BROAD DAYLIGHT!



People, do NOT be fooled here! These images are OBVIOUSLY FAKES! The people who run this disgusting website have either had these pictures photoshopped, have paid people to dress-up as Goths and climb trees, or these pictures really are goths, and they have been bribed to come out in the daytime and climb these trees, with the promise of money to feed their crack addiction!

THE TRUTH of the matter is most goths rarely leave their own home, preferring instead to sit in the dark playing with razor blades, writing angry poetry, talking drugs, chronically masturbating over pictures of dead animals, mocking authority, and secretly planning the next Columbine Massacre! GOTHS DO NOT CLIMB TREES!

Goth is NOT a healthy or natural way of living. Goths DESPISE sports, which is obvious from the way they treat Jocks. You will NEVER see a Goth is a sports team, in the Cheerleading squad, or pursuing any healthy wholesome pastime which involves mixing with normal people, or involves exercise in any way - why do you think most of them are so fat and ugly?!

Most Goths do not even go out in the daylight, preferring to stay in their mother's basement / in their bedroom with the drapes drawn, crying constantly because 'Life's so unfair blah blah blah', which is why they look so pale. It's pathetic!

And let me state once again that GOTHS DO NOT CLIMB TREES, or even go anywhere near a park (unless it's to solicit themselves to gay men).


HERE IS WHAT GOTHS REALLY LOOK LIKE -





Yes, Friends, this website is nothing but Goth propaganda and Goth lies, and it NEEDS to be BANNED! NOW!
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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-14-2012, 01:39 AM

I'm off to spend the night on my knees in my prayer shack. The suffering of these poor souls in their deathstyle breaks my heart. I'm a manly man and I dare not shatter the image my sons have of me with my tears.

To think that they want to scare us that our lads will come across these freaks while roaming ind indulging in proper boyhood behaviour so we keep them away just to save their precious trees so they can hug them is beyond the pale.
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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-14-2012, 02:28 AM

I understand there's a more "adult" version called "goths riding signposts".



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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-14-2012, 02:29 AM

Oh come Lord Jesus.


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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-14-2012, 03:56 AM

Thank you for the heads up Brother Percy. I thought those communist hippie tree huggers are sick people, but clearly these Goths are even worse. Which proves what I have been saying for years. Trees are evil and we have to get rid of all of them. Replace them with nice roads and shopping malls. Especially those idiotic rain forests which do not even have a proper gas station every 50 miles!


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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-14-2012, 04:07 AM

Disgusting!

For some reason I was expecting a cute youtube song like hamsters on a piano.




Not a real, live goth in a tree!

What's next? Goth's Stuck Between a Rock and a Fat Place? or Goths who look like fish?
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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-15-2012, 01:56 AM

You people are the dumbest, most ignorant retards I've ever seen. Are you all really that stupid that you believe these things?!

You should all be ashamed - none of you are real Baptists because your 'god' would be mortified to see you not 'loving thy neighbour'. Learn your Bible before you go spreading this **** around.

This forum and everyone else in it is a joke, and trust me, you make people laugh. You also make me ashamed to be human.

Don't bother praying for me by the way. I don't believe in that rubbish.

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You people are the dumbest, most ignorant retards I've ever seen. Are you all really that stupid that you believe these things?!
What, that there are goths in trees? That's what the website says. Are you saying it's all photoshopped?

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You should all be ashamed - none of you are real Baptists because your 'god' would be mortified to see you not 'loving thy neighbour'. Learn your Bible before you go spreading this **** around.
Ever read it yourself? Good! Tell me exactly who my 'neighbour' is.

Hint: Unbelievers aren't part of that set, if you bother to read the Bible.


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Please give us detailed descriptions of where we are wrong. Chapter and verse.


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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-15-2012, 02:10 AM

Would it be wrong to impale goths on poles and call it "Trees Up Goths"?


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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-15-2012, 03:53 AM

Can't someone chop down these trees?
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WE should be ashamed? We're not the ones LARPing in trees.



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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-15-2012, 05:08 AM

I wonder how many man hours are wasted by the fire services rescuing yet another goth stuck up a tree? I know we have had a couple of cases locally. Goths should think aout their actions, they are risking the lives of others.

Galatians 3:13 for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:

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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-16-2012, 10:11 AM

Well, my first reaction is 1 Corinthians 11:14, which I think sums it right up. The guy should be arrested for that. And those SHOES!! How did he climb a tree like that? And all that black. He needs to be very careful in a tree in the woods. Someone might mistake him for a deer with tragic consequences to him.


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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-19-2012, 04:41 PM

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For those unaware of this website, 'Goths Up Trees' is a Gothic propaganda website, aimed at brainwashing millions of normal people into wrongly believing that goths are happy well adjusted normal people who like to climb trees.
Ok Ok.. so i may come across as an ill mannered, disrispectfull , un educated and basically rude person. but hay,,,,, most of what i'm about to type is your logic, or christianity in its entirety's logic.

just to add before you decide to have your god try and strike me down, or your computer admin track me down, ban me, what ever.. I only registered to post this.. my ip is routed through several servers world wide. I think at present its saying i'm from the UK some where.... but if youreally want to know. i'm from warterloobay in Australia. if you like you can have my address.. come to my house, repent. prayer for me. bless my house... or what ever you think may help my already piffleed up head... Don't care.. me and my wife will sit and laugh.. because it ammuses me. (we didnt have a religious wedding. just a little pagan ceromany. registered and got wasted with live METAL / HARD piffleing rock bands playing at the after party.... and just so you all know.. pre marige SEX. is awesome... even more so when your hung like a horse and piffle like a porn star...(yes i/we watch porn))


so to the point.


I'm not a goth. i dont claim to be. nore am i an Emo, Rokabilly boy. or anything else for that matter... take me as i am.. don't like. piss off.
I do howver have long hair. long beard. plenty of tattoos. wear baggy clothes. (i do where a suit from time to time)...my grammer isnt the best ( you should see my hand writting) but i did score an IQ over 170 and been invited to join MENSA hear in Brisbane)...... I was passed this post by a family member, with the words '' IDIOTS'' as the title.

I have read the bible. all beit about 15 + years ago, aswell as other religas texts from budisam, muslim, indian, stanic,pagan, wiccan.. blah blah blah blah... all the same BS. (bull shit for you dumn ignorant idiots)

so.. goths spread properganda to millions of people eh? what have christianity been doing since the late 6-800's..... i say 6-800's as there is now written text. artifact. or mention of the bible/ christianity before this date. (oh im an archiolagist and historian.. ive done my homework)... did you know the first written text was actually written in blood? and the first known issue of the bible was written by pagan monks as a story? Christmas is a pagan fetival dating back 11.5 thousand years.... as apposed to 1.2 for christianity.........?

anyways am getting off topic...

what are you going to do about these people youre supposed to love, forgive no matter what or who they are...?? Stone them to death? burn them at the stake?, put nails in a barrel and roll them down a hill?, tie weights to there legs.. through them in water? or (may personal fave....) hug drawn and quater each of them... hell go all out and start the crusades again.. that worked a treat.

DONT FOR ONE MINUTE!, try and deffend your beliefs.. as this is from Christan history... you see something you dont like you want to strike it down.. despite the teachings of the bible.. regardless if your catholic, roman catholic, prodestent, or that effort one from UTAH,,, mormans.. i pay little attention to that one as they just make me laugh regardless of what they say or do.

to put it in simple terms for your small ill witted minds to understand....

beliver - 'do you belive in god?'

person - 'yes'

beliver - 'do you belive in my god?'

person - 'no'

beliver - ' i will strike thee down with all the will of that numpty who i keep hearing in my head'


or another way of putting religion in general.....

if a christian says they hear voices of god there a mirical worker...
if a normal person says they hear voices,, they are commited to a mental hospital and put on drugs till they appear normal again.

Hell and another... why not... i feel as tho im on a role...

in a high paid job.. say something like my salary of $85'000 + a year.
if i decided to molest a child.. i could be fired.
but on the other hand.. if i was say the head of church assosiation.. i wouldnt.



so.. Stop preaching for something that can't and will not be changed. unless you start burning people allive if they don't have the same belife as you.

Muppets.

hope the message sunk in... i wont bother to read the reply because i know exactly what you will say. as iv posted similare things on other sites just like this.. hoping... or dare i say it... praying at least one of you will come to your sences and take up scientolagy instead.

yours... that porn star that wrote on your site.
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Ok Ok.. so i may come across as an ill mannered, disrispectfull , un educated and blah blah I worship trees and bunny rabbuts blah!.
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Ok Ok.. blah blah blah
I'm sorry, I drifted off there for a bit and didn't finish your post. But I wonder, is your name, "Lord Gonch" inspired by the "Magic Conch"?



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so to the point.


to put it in simple terms for your small ill witted minds to understand....

beliver - 'do you belive in god?'

person - 'yes'

beliver - 'do you belive in my god?'

person - 'no'

beliver - ' i will strike thee down with all the will of that numpty who i keep hearing in my head'


or another way of putting religion in general.....

if a christian says they hear voices of god there a mirical worker...
if a normal person says they hear voices,, they are commited to a mental hospital and put on drugs till they appear normal again.

Hell and another... why not... i feel as tho im on a role...

in a high paid job.. say something like my salary of $85'000 + a year.
if i decided to molest a child.. i could be fired.
but on the other hand.. if i was say the head of church assosiation.. i wouldnt.

Edited version as I can't bear to see all that again.

Is this Lord Gonk saying we make God up? Does he think we are Catholics?

I can't really make a head nor tail of the rest of it other than he perhaps watches goth porn but it seems he thinks we don't refer to the Bible but rather act like soft Christians.

I'm really rather mystified and I wonder if he's read the site or is just angry at the priest who fondled him and found the premier Christian Site on the web to rant in.

What a shame for him to have all that rage and then rant at the wrong people. This is what google does to the semi-literate.



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Default Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! - 01-20-2012, 07:09 AM

All I see is an entire forum in need of repentance.
And I mean THIS one.

You talk about how 'evil' Goths are, when we're supposed to hate the SIN, not the SINNER! The things listed by the person who started this post that they claim that Goths do is COMPLETELY UNTRUE for the VAST MAJORITY of Goths. Stereotypes like those and people like you saying things like this and calling Goths 'fat and ugly' is a large portion of the reason they want nothing to do with Christians! Because they think we're all like YOU GUYS and just want to call them degenerates and tell them they're going to hell! Which, they are. But they will not want anything to do with us because all we represent to them is hate and hypocrisy. We're supposed to represent a God that loved a dying and sin-cursed world and the sinners living in it (THAT MEANS ALL OF US, INCLUDING YOU) SO MUCH that He gave His only Son up to die for our sins, so that we can be FORGIVEN for them, and be given new life. And YOU, Rev. M. Rodimer! You of all people ought to know EXACTLY who your 'neighbor' is! It is ANY human being; anyone lost OR saved! In Luke 10:25-37, it says,

25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life? 26He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
28And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.
29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
30And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
35And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

The Jews hated Samaritans. They were as bad as or maybe lower than Gentiles to them. If they had to take a trip an Samaria was in the way, they would go out of their way and spend the extra resources to go around it! So why do you think that when conversing to a Jewish lawyer and trying to explain a critical truth to him he used a Samaritan in his parable as the one who saved the Jew who was fallen among thieves in the wayside?

Let me tell you another thing. I am a Goth, or at least, I was one. I do not call myself a Goth anymore, because I've come to the understanding that labeling oneself as being under a sub-culture is a worldly thing, and as a Christian, I am supposed to be in the world as a representative of Christ, but not of the world, because I am a citizen of Heaven. However, I still have basically the same tastes in clothes, music, makeup, and classical literature as when I claimed to be 'Goth'. I am not that different from what I was, I just don't identify myself as a 'Goth' anymore. But by the grace of God, I have been saved by the blood of His precious Son Jesus Christ. But here's the catch: I was saved years before I ever even became a Goth in the first place! So I can tell you from experience that there is nothing in Goth that is incompatible with Christianity. I think it's best explained with the information posted in the first list of links on this site: http://christiangoth.com/ . If you were to read the things there, you would see that these Christians who still identify themselves as 'Goths' are true and sincere in their faith, and to God and His Word.'GO AND DO THOU LIKEWISE.'
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