Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Landover Baptist War on Sin! > LBC's War on Sin
Reload this Page Why God Hates Canada
LBC's War on Sin Serving God with True Christian™ art. Gays, Mexicans and Clinton voters not welcome!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Angry Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:14 AM

Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus

 
Posts: 79,695
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Canada - 02-10-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?
And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Wide-Open's Avatar
Wide-Open Wide-Open is offline
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Mission to Australia Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Nerd True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Ex-eurotrash Touched by Jesus

 
Posts: 18,660
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 08:32 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?
I'm surprised to see that you have an internet connection in Africa.


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 08:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wide-Open View Post
I'm surprised to see that you have an internet connection in Africa.
Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Canada - 02-10-2008, 08:51 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.
Ok, sorry for the double post but let me set a few things straight. First, you need to look up the definition of Communism because Canada is absolutly not a communist country. Second, we aren't even close to being a province of the US, we are a separate, free nation. Third, I have enough sense to know that I would have to be an idiot to move to the US.

By the way, sorry about posting a topic in the wrong place but I don't see why it belongs in the Christian Help section either. I don't need any help.
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Wide-Open's Avatar
Wide-Open Wide-Open is offline
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Mission to Australia Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Nerd True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Ex-eurotrash Touched by Jesus

 
Posts: 18,660
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 08:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.
Nah, that's Messyco isn't it? With the fence and all?

Genesis 10:19
And the border of the Canaanites was from Sidon, as thou comest to Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest, unto Sodom, and Gomorrah, and Admah, and Zeboim, even unto Lasha


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 08:56 AM

Try looking a little further north
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican

 
Posts: 15,644
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 06:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.
Really? I always thought you guys were brought over as slaves?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
Ok, sorry for the double post but let me set a few things straight. First, you need to look up the definition of Communism because Canada is absolutly not a communist country.
Why do you have a Communist avatar, my Communonegro friend? Methinks someone's been reading a little too much Franz Fanon and Huey Newton.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts

 
Posts: 23,732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch. Revelation 6:8
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 06:30 PM

And regular Columbia wasn't good enough for them, so they had to start their own, "British Columbia". Do you think that's code for "Canadian province where Brits can import Coke?"


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Mr. Jingles Mr. Jingles is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 574
Join Date: Aug 2007
Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.Mr. Jingles has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 06:33 PM

Moreover, Canadian coins have pictures of mooses on them, thereby encouraging bestiality; Jesus hates that.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Juliette's Avatar
Juliette Juliette is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™
 
Posts: 703
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: On the barricades for Jesus.
Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 06:42 PM

Not to forget that Canada allowed mudslimes to make fun of an example of a true American family.





Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 06:56 PM

Ok, BC was named long before Columbia had Cocaine. Also, I would bet you $2,000 that there is no Canadian coin with a moose on it, and I don't see how that show is making fun of anything american, it's Canadians making fun of canada.
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts

 
Posts: 23,732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch. Revelation 6:8
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
Ok, BC was named long before Columbia had Cocaine. Also, I would bet you $2,000 that there is no Canadian coin with a moose on it, and I don't see how that show is making fun of anything american, it's Canadians making fun of canada.
How much cocaine do they have up there? You must be yakking up too much, because it is clouding your sense of reason.

Do you know when BC was founded? What year?

And do you know the year that the coca plant was created? THE 2ND DAY, THAT'S WHEN!! God created all the plants on the earth on the same day. You do know that, don't you?


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:10 PM

I've never done a drug in my life and BC was founded in 1843. before Columbia had a reputation for using cocaine as a drug.
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Juliette's Avatar
Juliette Juliette is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™
 
Posts: 703
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: On the barricades for Jesus.
Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.Juliette has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
and I don't see how that show is making fun of anything american, it's Canadians making fun of canada.
"Little house on the prairie" was an American televisionshow handling mainly about good American familyvalues.

Making some kind of joke of it with terrorist moonworshippers and you don't see "how that show is making fun of anything american."




Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:17 PM

because it has a similar title doesn't mean its making fun of it
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts

 
Posts: 23,732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch. Revelation 6:8
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuey105 View Post
Before Columbia had a reputation for using cocaine as a drug.
How can the country Columbia use a drug? Do you want to show us where to put the straw?

Why are we discussing the socio-political history of the main export product of a 3rd world nation?


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:25 PM

plus not all muslims are terrorists, i have muslim friends and they don't have any intention of bombing anywhere
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts

 
Posts: 23,732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch. Revelation 6:8
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:27 PM

We're not that worried about the muslims who are NOT terrorists. It's the other 99% that you have to keep your eye on.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Stuey105's Avatar
Stuey105 Stuey105 is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Stuey105 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Why God Hates Canada - 02-10-2008, 07:42 PM

Most muslims aren't terrorists, its a few that give the religion that rep
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
canada, fear the hand of god, god hates, shithole countries, unsaved trash

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2018 all rights reserved