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Exclamation Catholic "Father" hijacks a thread - 06-19-2008, 12:58 AM

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Thanks Brother. That was a truly disturbing example of a mother who hates her daughter with a passion.

Here's some more Bible verses for those of you too squeemish to love your kids the way the Lord Jesus intended:

Proverbs 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

Beating your child will save them from Hell!

Proverbs 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Praise Jesus. I find a 'rod' made of a 2x4 with a duct-tape handle works wonders. As the child grows older, (about age 3) drill some large holes in the paddle, to enhance the welts. Good parents beat hard and beat often. Glory to Him!
And you say the Catholic Church has child abuse and predatorial problems...You twist Scripture to suit your own purpose, just like Satan!


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Default Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE! - 06-19-2008, 01:42 AM

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And you say the Catholic Church has child abuse and predatorial problems...
Only because it does. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

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Wrong. We read Scripture the way it was meant to be read, word for word. We're not the ones who rely on the "magisterium" to "interpret correctly" any passage that we don't like.


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Default Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE! - 06-19-2008, 01:54 AM

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Only because it does. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Wrong. We read Scripture the way it was meant to be read, word for word. We're not the ones who rely on the "magisterium" to "interpret correctly" any passage that we don't like.
Then I say to you again...What happened to John 6? You never told me why THAT shouldn't be read word-for-word.


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And you say the Catholic Church has child abuse and predatorial problems...You twist Scripture to suit your own purpose, just like Satan!
Mother Marion, could you please point out the verses that the Catholic Cult twists to demonstrate that it's OK to bugger altar boys?


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Default Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE! - 06-19-2008, 05:42 AM

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Yet sometimes the Devil intervenes and the child, weakened by his internal struggle with demon spirits, succumbs to the night air.

Read this shocking story about parents in North Carolina, who punished their recalcitrant and disobedient homosexual son and were ACTUALLY ARRESTED when he passed away.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3039098/

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 is crystal clear that repeatedly disobedient children are to be put death. I haven't read the indictment, but I doubt they are charging him with failure to take him to the elders of Greenville, N.C. to that the group could stone him together. God might frown on that procedural detail, but the punishment principle and the prerogative of the parent were definitely respected by these Christians.

WHEN, of WHEN will Godly parents be allowed to follow Christ's teachings without interference from secular judges???
I thought the Bible said obey secular law?


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Default Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE! - 06-19-2008, 05:47 AM

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I thought the Bible said obey secular law?
In which case God's law, after all this time, would have been entirely supplanted. God's word is ageless and timeless. Didn't you know that? Or do you need to send a mailgram to Rome to get an authoritative interpretation from Herr Pope?


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Default Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE! - 06-19-2008, 12:28 PM

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Then I say to you again...What happened to John 6? You never told me why THAT shouldn't be read word-for-word.
Actually, we've been through that several times. Do you honestly believe that Our Lord, during His earthly ministry, was literally made out of bread? Does Mother Rome teach that the Pillsbury Doughboy died for your sins? If so, I guess we can add one more to the list of Catholic gods.

Our Lord often spoke in parables during His earthly ministry. How do we know? The words of the Bible tell us that He did.

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I thought the Bible said obey secular law?
It does, but secular law provides for self-defense, and a jury in a Godly red state could very easily believe that the boy had tried to infect his father and stepmother with demons of teh ghey.


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Then I say to you again...What happened to John 6? You never told me why THAT shouldn't be read word-for-word.
I've told you at least 3 times to my certain recollection - there are none as blind as those that will not see. You've drunk the wine and chewed the wafer - you know that nothing miraculous happens, you also know that your job depends on your telling lies about it and all because years ago some stupid priest thought that putting in a pretend daily miracle would improve the adherence to the vicar of Rome.

Whereas and by contrast, the advice given about unruly children was genuinely give as social advice and was practised by the Catlick church in its schools until banned by secular law. The Baptist will keep to the Word of God, at least within families where secular law is better designed.

A friend, an ex-Catlick, told me this of his time at some "Our Immaculate Lady of the Bleeding Heart" academy (or some such): " 'McGrath, it's like banging your head against a brick wall', said Father Murphy, as he banged my head against a brick wall."




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I've told you at least 3 times to my certain recollection - there are none as blind as those that will not see. You've drunk the wine and chewed the wafer - you know that nothing miraculous happens, you also know that your job depends on your telling lies about it and all because years ago some stupid priest thought that putting in a pretend daily miracle would improve the adherence to the vicar of Rome.
Did you notice some of the Disciples left Him because they thought he "spoke to harshly"? That's because they knew Jesus MEANT WHAT HE SAID. Why would they leave him if He didn't?

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Whereas and by contrast, the advice given about unruly children was genuinely give as social advice and was practised by the Catlick church in its schools until banned by secular law. The Baptist will keep to the Word of God, at least within families where secular law is better designed.
A lot of victims of this grew up to be serial killers, child predators, and all that. You know we can't have that here! (well, at least not the child predators)

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A friend, an ex-Catlick, told me this of his time at some "Our Immaculate Lady of the Bleeding Heart" academy (or some such): " 'McGrath, it's like banging your head against a brick wall', said Father Murphy, as he banged my head against a brick wall."
Well, in my days at St. Thomas More Seminary (notice the name?) we were taught to save that tactic for debates with heretics like you!


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Did you notice some of the Disciples left Him because they thought he "spoke to harshly"? That's because they knew Jesus MEANT WHAT HE SAID. Why would they leave him if He didn't?
How did Our Lord answer?

John 6:63: It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, [they] are spirit, and [they] are life.

In other words, He is the spiritual Bread of Life. So much for your Divine Pillsbury Doughboy.


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Well, in my days at St. Thomas More Seminary (notice the name?)
What's so important about the name of some dead heathen? Do you pray to him as well? Or do you just think it's particularly appropriate that you were educated at a school with "more semen" in its name?


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How did Our Lord answer?

John 6:63: It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, [they] are spirit, and [they] are life.

In other words, He is the spiritual Bread of Life. So much for your Divine Pillsbury Doughboy.
Yes, when we eat His Body and drink His Blood, our spirits are fed. So he is our spiritual Bread of Life.

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more spiritual

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  1. Of or pertaining to the spirit or the soul
  2. Of or pertaining to the God or a Church; sacred
  3. Of or pertaining to spirits; supernatural
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From French symbolique or Latin symbolicus, from Ancient Greek συμβολικός (symbolikos) "of or belonging to a symbol".

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symbolic
  1. Pertaining to a symbol.
  2. Referring to something with an implicit meaning.
The meanings are completely different. We are nourished spiritually (not symbolically), by the physical food.


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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Default Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE! - 06-20-2008, 12:56 PM

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Yes, when we eat His Body and drink His Blood, our spirits are fed. So he is our spiritual Bread of Life.

"Spiritual" (of the spirit) does not mean the same as "symbolic" (metaphorical)

The meanings are completely different. We are nourished spiritually (not symbolically), by the physical food.
Come on Mr Martin! Admit it; you’re doing it on purpose aren’t you? This is a wind-up! You are disregarding your own intelligence and placing faith in a man – the vicar of Rome – rather than Christ. Always remember,

“A man whose mind is changed against his will
Is of that opinion still.”

Christ simply asks us to think of Him when eating and drinking, which, I suppose, in broad terms, is the origins of saying Grace. Thinking of Christ is undeniably sustenance for the soul.

But to say that miraculously, actually and unambiguously the meat, brain, veins and arteries, skin and sinew, internal organs, eyeballs, hair and toenails, hemoglobin, leucocytes, and plasma of Christ are being consumed by some heathen with a biscuit and a cheap glass of Mexican red is stretching anyone’s faith past breaking point.

I’m going out on a limb here; I reckon that within the next 15 years the antichrist will give orders that transubstantiation is not to be taken literally… Think, Mr Martin, by heeding the Godly words of Landover Baptist Church, you could pre-accept this!




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Default Re: Landover has ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CHILD ABUSE! - 06-20-2008, 02:17 PM

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But to say that miraculously, actually and unambiguously the meat, brain, veins and arteries, skin and sinew, internal organs, eyeballs, hair and toenails, hemoglobin, leucocytes, and plasma of Christ are being consumed by some heathen with a biscuit and a cheap glass of Mexican red is stretching anyone’s faith past breaking point.
Very well put, Brother. If Major Tom's interpretation were correct, what could Our Lord possibly have meant by "the flesh profiteth nothing"? The Romanists make it sound as though the flesh profited everything, and then they have the nerve to quote Christ's words to the exact opposite.


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