7 reasons why God hates Estonia

[Bjorn Jensen]

7 Reasons why GOD HATES ESTONIA!

Estonia is a country in northern Europe filled with sodomites, atheists and vodka drinking commies who might be eskimos. The people of Estonia hates God, either through atheism, lutheranism or orthodox "Christianity" (really just another name for Russian Catholics), one positive thing though, Estonia is the only country in Godless Europe that does not have a mosque, other than that there is no reason why God would like this little pathetic Slavic country i'm afraid.

1. 70.8% of Estonia does not believe in God, infact, it is the most atheist country in the world. The rest are Lutheran "Christians" (13.6%) and Orthodox "Christians" (12.8%). Only 6,009 people in Estonia are Baptists. 2 Kings 17:14 Notwithstanding they would not hear, but hardened their necks, like to the neck of their fathers, that did not believe in the Lord their God.
2. Every year, Estonia hosts their annual celebration of sodomy and homosexuality known as Baltic Pride, only to stain the streets of Tallinn with even more semem and blood from maimed anuses. Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
3. From 1219 to 1346, Estonia was a part of Godless Denmark. From 1561 to 1721, Estonia was a part of Godless Sweden. The language that is the most similar to Estonian is Finnish. Obviously all these years of ruling by drooling, God-mocking eskimos has turned Estonia into the atheist cesspool of filth it is today. Estonia is the bastard child of Scandinavian atheism and Russian communism.
4. Estonia is nr. 3 on the freedom of press index. Having too much freedom of the press is a sign of weak leadership and too much atheism and communism, Godly countries like America is nr. 47 on lists like that!
5. Toomas Hendrik Ilves, the president of Estonia, is born in Godless Sweden. If the people of Estonia loved God, they would not elect someone from Sweden. He is a Social Democrat, probably a homosexual.
6. Estonia promotes itself as a gay-friendly tourist destination
7. Estonia made a whole parish dedicated to the Swiss.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Every single person I have met from there was a Godless liar. Even as bad as bulgaria or portugal!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Estonia is the Poland of Russia, is what I've always heard.

And there are plenty of gay nazis there.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Foolish, corrupt country, because it is full of athiests:

Psalms 14: 1
The fool hath said in his heart, [there is] no God They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, [there is] none that doeth good.

Psalms 111: 10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; all who follow his precepts have good understanding. To him belongs eternal praise.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I'm sure Estonia is named after its national dish, stone soup.

No wonder God hates the place.

[Nobar King]

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I'm sure Estonia is named after its national dish, stone soup.

I thought Estonia was Mexican for stone soup.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Estonia? That sounds made up, like a country for potheads or something.

Are we even sure it's a real place? Maybe it's like Narnia and it isn't even real.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Estonia is an example of what happens when a country doesn't have Jesus to unite and guide them like the Godly United States. They start having squabbles like whether their "cultural" differences permit the clapping of hands when they jump up during their tribal ethnic dances. At most a few thousand people get upset and want their own "country". There are so many of them over there in Godless Eastern Europe it's hard to keep track of them - Lutonia, Latonia, Westonia, Croatonia, Serbotonia, Slovatonia, Serbatonia - the list is endless.

The same thing happened with the communists, socialists, Hindus, and mooselimbs - Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Pakistan, and Turkmenistan.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

It is refreshing to know that God will wreak His justice upon the worthless unsaved grottoes of Estonia. With all the Devil worship and Nazi Darwinism that goes on there, I'm sure every one of its pallid denizens will burn forever and ever without a moment's rest. Praise Him!

I hear that Estonia's biggest export is rape.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Estonia is the abortion centre of the world. Gays and lesbians from all over the world go to Estonia to get their abortions there!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Estonia is the abortion centre of the world. Gays and lesbians from all over the world go to Estonia to get their abortions there!

I heard students will get pregnant just for the medical clinics to have people to practice abortions on. Is this true?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

God hates Estonia so much that He sank a ferry of theirs in 1994, drowning not only 285 Estonians, but also 501 Godless Swedes, causing one of the worst maritime "disasters" of the 20th century. Is it a coincidence that an unexplained "disaster" hits 2 Eurotrash atheist-majority countries like Estonia and Sweden so badly? I think not!

The death toll also included people from other Godless countries like Canada, France, Holland, England, Germany, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Morocco, Niggeria, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Ukraine and Russia, but of course not a single American

Sweden, Finland and Estonia are actively preventing people from diving in the wreck, they are doing that to prevent people from finding evidence that it was God who sank it

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

A thing worthy of note, Estonia is the ONLY country who have Mr. Gay Estonia competitions

[whattheh3ll]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

God hates Estonia so much that He sank a ferry of theirs in 1994, drowning not only 285 Estonians, but also 501 Godless Swedes, causing one of the worst maritime "disasters" of the 20th century. Is it a coincidence that an unexplained "disaster" hits 2 Eurotrash atheist-majority countries like Estonia and Sweden so badly? I think not!

The death toll also included people from other Godless countries like Canada, France, Holland, England, Germany, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Morocco, Niggeria, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Ukraine and Russia, but of course not a single American

Sweden, Finland and Estonia are actively preventing people from diving in the wreck, they are doing that to prevent people from finding evidence that it was God who sank it

Are u actually serious? Are u truly serious ????

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Are u actually serious? Are u truly serious ????

Yes, not a single person was from Godly America. God's wrath is for heathens like swiss from godless Sweden and pseudo-Finns (I think natives call themselves as ryssä) from godless soviet Estonia.

Glory!