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  • #16
    Re: Demons and how to hunt them

    I am skilled in these matters for these things are true. I am unsure as to what a catlick or Mary-Worshipper is, but my "people skills" are "rusty". I do not understand why you use the terms ring-kissing or alter boy loving catlick priest.

    These things will work better than a .357. But if you want a gun you need a special gun, which unfortunately for you, or fortunately for others, depending on how you see it, is in our care.

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    • #17
      Re: Demons and how to hunt them

      Originally posted by Castiel Novak View Post
      I am skilled in these matters for these things are true. I am unsure as to what a catlick or Mary-Worshipper is, but my "people skills" are "rusty". I do not understand why you use the terms ring-kissing or alter boy loving catlick priest.

      These things will work better than a .357. But if you want a gun you need a special gun, which unfortunately for you, or fortunately for others, depending on how you see it, is in our care.
      Good grief, we got ourselves a bona fide mackerel-snapper here!

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      • #18
        Re: Demons and how to hunt them

        Originally posted by Castiel Novak View Post
        I am skilled in these matters for these things are true. I am unsure as to what a catlick or Mary-Worshipper is, but my "people skills" are "rusty". I do not understand why you use the terms ring-kissing or alter boy loving catlick priest.

        These things will work better than a .357. But if you want a gun you need a special gun, which unfortunately for you, or fortunately for others, depending on how you see it, is in our care.
        You have never heard of a catholic before? Wow I wish were I lived there weren't any Catholics either! A Mary worshipper is just that, someone who worships Mary. Again, be grateful you have not met any yet.
        Atheists! Make the right choice!
        or
        It should be obvious.
        Come stand with us, with Christians, with Jesus, in eternal glory in heaven instead of agony in hell. You won't regret it!

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        • #19
          Re: Demons and how to hunt them

          Originally posted by Castiel Novak View Post
          I am not sure where you are getting your information. You would actually need holy water, which is made with a cross necklace and a special prayer, or incantation if you will. There is also a special knife and a special gun to kill demons. You can also trap them with certain sigils. You place these sigils on the floor or ceiling.then you can exorcise them. Also to keep demons away, make a circle out of salt and stand in it.
          QFT.

          Sam and Dean use these demon traps to catch a crossroad demon in the second series.

          I really hope the full series comes out on Netflix.

          Thinks Design.
          I whore for Satan

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          • #20
            Re: Demons and how to hunt them

            Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
            QFT.

            Sam and Dean use these demon traps to catch a crossroad demon in the second series.

            I really hope the full series comes out on Netflix.

            Thinks Design.
            That's a retarded show that tries to convince our youth to trust in circles of salt rather than trusting in the LORD for protection against demonic attack.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #21
              Re: Demons and how to hunt them

              Thank you for an excellent post Brother Whip. Truly the Holy Spirit has moved you!

              I do have one minor comment, however. Those "women" with the horns could be demon captains, but they also could be Jews (well, probably not the slant). It's sometimes very difficult to tell (though, often, dropping a penny down a nearby well will let you sort out one from the other). That's one reason that I stick exclusively to demon hunts that are led by Landover Baptist Church clergy. If you send your dogs after a Jew, you won't get a dead demon. What you'll get is a lawsuit.

              Originally posted by Castiel Novak View Post
              You would actually need holy water, which is made with a cross necklace and a special prayer, or incantation if you will.
              Who told you that nonsense? Have you been sneaking into a Catholic church? No question, holy water is powerful stuff that has its place in demon hunting, but what you described has NOTHING to do with how holy water is actually made, except that the process does involve prayer.

              There is also a special knife and a special gun to kill demons.
              Where does the Bible say that?

              You can also trap them with certain sigils. You place these sigils on the floor or ceiling.then you can exorcise them.
              True, but do you have any idea how much the really effective sigils cost? Even if you buy your sigils used on eBay, this method simply isn't cost effective. Maybe 3D printing will bring down sigil costs in a few years, so I'd back burner this one rather than tossing it out entirely.

              Also to keep demons away, make a circle out of salt and stand in it.
              OK, now I get it--you're just joking. It would have been mildly entertaining, except demons are nothing to laugh at.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • #22
                Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                Funny.... I guess you hadn't considered the most dangerous demons at all.

                Usually I'd be mocking all of you but this time I'm quite serious. I'll wait until all of you catch
                the nerve to ask me what it is.
                Fat prostitute.

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                • #23
                  Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                  Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                  Funny.... I guess you hadn't considered the most dangerous demons at all.
                  The most dangerous demons are anal-rectal demons

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                    The most dangerous demons are anal-rectal demons

                    YIC

                    Actually, no. They're nothing compared to what I'm talking about.
                    Fat prostitute.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                      Let me explain. I'm not only here to shake my head and facepalm at every thread here. I came with a dire warning. My username explains that warning. Aria is something to be feared. I've seen her in action, and trust me, it's not very pretty. She's a demon known as Satan's Queen, and she's something very new to this world. I'm not sure what the Bible has to say about her, if anything at all, but know that she is out to destroy all of you. I don't only mean you baptists, I mean humanity as a whole. What she does is she takes over the body of a human and usually will do one of two things: make them deathly ill, or make them lose all hope and faith in whatever they believe in... often ending in her host killing him/herself. Her true form has only been shown once (that I know of) and that was in the dream of a good friend of mine named Kate. I remember Kate calling me in terror describing a beast half silver gem dragon and half white phoenix with golden eyes and broken chains hanging from its neck and ankles, and she said this beast had the most odd and disturbingly persuasive female voice saying "give up, my dear." I knew Kate hadn't been herself recently and I told her it was only a dream. Later that night, I found out she had killed herself with a note reading "silver sings its deadly song..."
                      This demon must be stopped before it spreads itself even more. So far from what I know, dogs wont work (she can control them, i've seen it...) and she is unphased by prayer or scripture of any kind. Be sure to keep a close eye on anyone you see acting differently than usual. And if they start becoming hysterical, RUN. CALL THE COPS. DO ANYTHING TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION.

                      I don't have too much more info on her, but for those of you here who claim they can speak with God or that God gives them signs, ask God for as much information as you can.
                      Good luck to everyone... including myself.
                      Fat prostitute.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                        Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                        Let me explain....tl;dr....myself.
                        I looked up Aria with the Googles and all it seems to be is some low rent technology plant in Manchester.

                        Are you a mentalist?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                          And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
                          Fat prostitute.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                            Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                            And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses?
                            How convenient!

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                              Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                              And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
                              Any actual proof of this demon's existence (outside of between your own ears)?

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                              • #30
                                Re: Demons and how to hunt them

                                Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
                                And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
                                Thank you so very much! I heard, through some not so very Christian folks...that that very same "Silver demon' thing, had been captured by the Devils toybox.This toybox, holds evil forces..she's just bouncing around in that thing..can't get out! I do hope this is the truth they are telling people, about the capture.We can only hope and pray!

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