For Sale: Stillborn Babies
Now that LBC chose to deny my marriage and make it null and void, I have some clean up to do. My ‘supposed’ wife Mrs. Hutchins, being a Thrifty Christian More...
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The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)
This is an introduction to the TOP 7 ways to go to HELL and most importantly: how to avoid them! #7 Disney television Why do you go to hell: Disney is the ultimate More...
The Right Of Return for refugees
I support the right of return. If your ancestors lived in a place in the 1940s, that place is yours, period. It doesn’t matter if you lost the land because your side More...
God and GOP
God wants you to be a Republican. You may have heard news reports of Demoncrats who say they are Christians, but these are usually on unreliable channels, or on Fox news More...
God’s Helpful Gift – Memory
I was taking selfies at the scene of some highway accident that had delayed my journey when I started to wonder “What is the gift that God gave us to help us become and More...
Presumption of Innocence: Satan’s Way to Gain More Souls for Anal Sex for Eternity!
With President Trump in charge it is time the judicial system of the United States was returned to Biblical values. Satan’s most cunning trick of all times was to More...
Proof that Jesus is WHITE!
Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is More...
6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan
6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan Fortnite: Battle Royale by Epic Games is Satan’s latest attempt to lure young people into his service. The premise of the game is More...
The Campaign for Donald Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize: LET’S MAKE NOBEL GREAT AGAIN!
This isBIG!!! Yuge!!! Because of the advice by me, Jesus and OUR Church, my President and confidante Donald Trump is gonna get the Nobel Peace Prize this very year 2018 More...
God put people on that plane (and on every other plane that ever crashed) for a reason
I’m sure you know the story of the Southwest Airlines plane accident that took place last Tuesday: Quote: One person was killed and seven others sustained minor More...
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