Salvation™ made Easy!
Brethren and Sistren The question that I am most commonly asked after my sermons, is how we can be sure of our Salvation™. My immediate reply is always that we should More...
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2018 Witch Hunt
That time of year friends, when everyone gets to see how many Witches they can bag. Six to sixty (actually no age limit) can play. Entire carcassess must be presented and More...
Jesus was among the wealthiest 5 percent!
Next time some whining welfare bum aka democrat gives you some commie class-war nonsense about Jesus being some sweat-stinking blue-collar type, give them this: There are a More...
The Miracle of the Cat and the Doorbell
Mrs Bathfire gave me $100 and told me to go out and get something that makes her look attractive – She was quite annoyed when I got back drunk, but that is not the point of More...
Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
One of the most tremendous eruptions ever, the Vesuvius incident in 79 AD! Carefully documented by a pagan historian, Pliny the younger. Ignorant geologists and More...
How long did the Creation of the World take?
In an earlier post, I wrote Quote: Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire As far as Pastor Ezekiel Flint’s recorded age is concerned, I have been informed that this is an More...
Atheist fallacies
A fallacy is an error in reasoning or logic. Atheists frequently employ them to support or defend their position. Here are some common ones. Genetic fallacy. This has More...
ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!
The Godly U.S. of A. has had quite a few Leaders of the Free World. While it is obvious that the Godliest of them all is our current Pontifex, Mr. Donald Trump, More...
For Sale: Stillborn Babies
Now that LBC chose to deny my marriage and make it null and void, I have some clean up to do. My ‘supposed’ wife Mrs. Hutchins, being a Thrifty Christian More...
The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)
This is an introduction to the TOP 7 ways to go to HELL and most importantly: how to avoid them! #7 Disney television Why do you go to hell: Disney is the ultimate More...
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