Ho ho ho! Aren't I nice! My 11-month vacation (Bora bora, Malesia, Bali, Tuvalu, and Bouvet Island AND R'lyeh) is OVER and I'm ready to GET IT ON! Me - the actual existing supernatural being that delivers is ready to hear your requests! Ho howhowdy hoe!
As always, I'll deliver based on...
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I came across a video that summarizes many of Pastor Zeke's wonderful sermons. It discusses four items mentioned specifically in the Bible that we should not have in our homes. I'll list them here with some examples:
1. False Idols. It is so tempting to buy art work from other countries...11-23-2024, 04:55 AM -
The Catholic Church and the Pope could learn so much about management from Pastor Zeke. Just now, a convent in Spain with the silly name of "Poor Clares of Belorado" has been ordered out of their building but refuse to leave. They ran into a little trouble with the Pope and were excommunicated....Yesterday, 06:27 PM
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Confefe! My Pal Jesus has promised to appear once again this Christmas to answer the questions of y'all. So keep 'em queries a-comin', as Satan Claus has already panetrated our manly defences and is rampaging this Forum!
I've been absent a bit as I had to ensure the election...12-07-2024, 04:06 AM -
Is anyone surprised that the guy who stole an election would pardon his heir apparent to the Biden Crime Family?
Could Biden Sr. sink any lower? Frankly, I don't trust him to turn over the keys to the Oval Office on January 20th.12-02-2024, 02:23 AM