Crossburn Delivers Well-Oiled Machine
He’ll be back — this Christmas, when Roper Crossburn returns to terminate the boredom of music fans everywhere. Judgment day is coming for an industry addled by wokeness, More...
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What Christians believe about Abortion
What Christians believe about Abortion: Does life begin at conception? The Bible clearly states that Life begins BEFORE conception. Before I formed you in the womb, I knew More...
Landover CARES! – Landover’s response to the abortion crisis
Here at Landover Baptist Church we’re often portrayed as being judgmental white males who love Jesus, Toby Keith, Kanye West and the drool we slurp as we More...
Obi-Wank Kenobi – Just Another Disney Series Mocking God or a Slight Improvement?
Brethren! Sisters! Disney – a vile Evil Empire working 24/7 to seduce young youths of Caucasian complexion to excessive sodomy – just released More...
The resurrection of Isaac
Brethren and Sistren Today I will talk about one of the most overlooked miracles in the Bible: The resurrection of Abraham’s beloved son, Isaac. Biblia Pauperum. Type More...
The True Christian Guide to The Great Awokening!
The True Christian Guide to The Great Awokening Featuring co-writer Social Construct. First the good news: Atheism is dead! Next the bad news: True Christian style More...
Soyjacked: The face that’s stealing our manhood and dignity
A specter is haunting America; one with a gaping mouth and dead, vacant eyes. And no, I am not talking about Ghostface from Scream. More...
Adversity fuels triumph in Roper Crossburn’s Unmasked Melody
God tests even the most faithful. Just ask Job — or Roper Crossburn. At the start of the year, the beloved singer-songwriter was riding high. His latest album was flying More...
Eucharist Information for Catholics
When sitting in one of your social gathering places surrounded by plaster saints and other graven images, and as you waited for your turn to take the knee, you must have More...
Meteorites and God
Some people write in about how geology in some way prove there is no God. If you are one of these unfortunates, I suggest you look at this picture and consider the following: More...
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