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    heleleo all
    by AnnoyingRetard
    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



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    My name is Joseph McCluskey, better known as Stoned Joe. "Stoned?" you may ask. Well, it's not because of any old demonweed. It's because I've been stoned to figurative death through the power of his never ending love and have been reborn as a true believer.
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    I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This...
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    Melania has done a good job of appearing with the President and deferring to him about running the world. Something seems to have changed. She is appearing by herself and making statements about issues. So far it has about Epstein.

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