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    Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

    Our community is torn apart by the death of True Christian™ movie star and philanthropist Paul Walker

    Please help me pray (and create a petition) that will sway the Pastors and Male Elders to devote this Sunday's church service to the teachings and legacy of Brother Walker.

    The Community needs to heal. I have rented the billboard above Millers Store and also one on Olde Bridge Road to display some of Walker's holy work, and it is my devout hope that others will do similar tributes.

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    Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

    I'll be praying quite a bit about for him.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

      I just received news there was a pileup crash on Olde Bridge Road where I put up the billboard

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

        Dear Heavenly Father, You created us all in your image, and the image of Paul Walker inspires me to sing praises: Oh God, oh God, oh God, how amazingly hath thou formed this man. Indeed, as I spent hours just now praying to You, dearest Father, the image of Mr. Walker so kindly presented by Mistress Cookie was continually in my mind. May the Holy Spirit indeed move the pastors of Landover Baptist Church and churches all over Your creation to devote Sunday's service to Paul. May his sinewy form inspire us to appreciate the male form in its complete perfection, and may we all find someone like Paul in our marital bedchamber one day. Claiming your promise that if two or more agree on something that You will hear our prayer, we beseech Thee to grant this petition. In the all-powerful and blessed name of JESUS CHRIST, Amen and Amen and Amen
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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

          Thank you, sweet sister. I could not have said it better myself : ) Truly if we all pray together and lift our voices to the sky, the prayer will be answered.

          See you Sunday!


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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

            One hopes he has found peace with his maker but I might remind you 'ladies' of Landrover that this fellow was a Mormon!

            Perhaps he has gone to Kolob to get some fireproof undergarments as the last batch was rather inadequate.





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            Father Mo





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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
              One hopes he has found peace with his maker but I might remind you 'ladies' of Landrover that this fellow was a Mormon!
              WAS a Mormon yes, but became a True Christian™ before his death and will therefore spend the eternity in Heaven

              "The people I don't understand are atheists. I go surfing and snowboarding and I'm always around nature. I look at everything and think, 'Who couldn't believe there's a God?'"

              –Paul Walker

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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                Perhaps he has gone to Kolob to get some fireproof undergarments as the last batch was rather inadequate.
                How dare you try to spread your Sistine Chapel Slime on a poor Christian boy who cannot defend himself?

                And yet you've had plenty of practice with THAT, I am sure.

                Begone, dog! Back to the foul froggy depths of the Vatican Catacombs with you!

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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                  Mistress Cookie, I have a surprise for you. In honor of Paul Walker, we pooled our money and bought you a carbon fiber hood and neon underbody lights for your Seville.

                  This way, you'll be reminded of The Fast and The Furious every time you drive.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Mistress Cookie, I have a surprise for you. In honor of Paul Walker, we pooled our money and bought you a carbon fiber hood and neon underbody lights for your Seville.

                    This way, you'll be reminded of The Fast and The Furious every time you drive.
                    I'd be willing to have your heads CNC ported and a new camshaft ground with plenty of overlap too.
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                    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Mistress Cookie, I have a surprise for you. In honor of Paul Walker, we pooled our money and bought you a carbon fiber hood and neon underbody lights for your Seville. This way, you'll be reminded of The Fast and The Furious every time you drive.
                      Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                      I'd be willing to have your heads CNC ported and a new camshaft ground with plenty of overlap too.
                      Oh, thank you!!!

                      You boys are the SWEETEST! .When I staggered out to my porch this morning for a cigarette after that DIFFICULT time I had last night...I almost couldn't believe my EYES when I saw my retooled car ! ! . Why, I thought Jesus™ Himself had paid me a visit and done it, till I saw your heart-warming posts . : )

                      It's so funny, because after I "nodded off" after all that medicinal brandy last night, I almost had kind of a dream that you two were here, praying over me, laying on hands, and finally almost wailing in the Speaking of Tongues as my fever reached its pitch (!!) ..I guess The Good Lord™ was giving me just a taste of what was in store for me at the hands of you two little angels today!

                      PRAISE ! !

                      Heavens, I feel so fresh and relaxed and reborn today!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                        It's fantastic to see some good publicity of the beloved True Christian™ Paul Walker! There is so much negative posts about him on less then savory site that I have taken upon myself to block.

                        I pray for Paul Walker, his family, friends, and admirers during this time of mourning!

                        Mistress Cookie, I hope your Seville looks amazing and stands as a reminder of the good Paul Walker.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                          Oh, GLORY!


                          See you in Heaven Brother Paul!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                            He was one of the very few that could handle fast cars and fast women without sinning.

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                              Re: Please Pray the Pastors devote Sunday's service to PAUL WALKER...

                              Originally posted by brother guthro View Post
                              He was one of the very few that could handle fast cars and fast women without sinning.
                              Do not spew your filth upon a good CHRISTIAN.

                              He followed the law.

                              Leviticus 21:13 And he shall take a wife in her virginity.

                              Don't pay attention tho the blasphemous ramblings just stick to the important parts.

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                              Paul Walker took wives when they were 16, a bit risky because most are already harlots, but searching and testing you can still find some GOD fearing virgins in the lot.

                              PRAISE THE LORD!

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