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    Please pray for Chile.

    A 6.7 magnitude earthquake struck off Chile's Pacific coast tonight. Let's all pray God doesn't send a massive huge tidal wave to wipe them out like He did Indonesia, the Philippines, Haiti and Japan.

    I know if we get to it in time our prayers will avert His wrath. I know Chile is going to owe us a large gratitude of debt for this, but really it's okay. We do this out of love for you people.

    Without the toil of your people, we wouldn't have such good food at Taco Bell, Chipotle or Tasty Taco. So we'll be praying extra hard for you to repent of whatever evil you committed to have God's bloody sword Deuteronomy 32:42 hanging over you (figuratively speaking. It would be a tidal wave in reality.)

    Thank you and God bless, Chili.

    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    Tags: chile, chile mexico, earthquakes, mexicans, taco bell
  • #2
    Re: Please pray for Chile.

    Did these beaners just steal the Godly Texan flag?

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      Re: Please pray for Chile.

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      A 6.7 magnitude earthquake struck off Chile's Pacific coast tonight. Let's all pray God doesn't send a massive huge tidal wave to wipe them out like He did Indonesia, the Philippines, Haiti and Japan.
      Well, it worked. Our prayers stopped the wave. Praise the Lord!

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        Re: Please pray for Chile.

        Are there any Christians there that need help? We should reach out to them.

        Remember, we can only Save those that are already Saved(r). For those doomed to Hell, we should not interfere with Gods effort to cleanse the Earth.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for Chile.

          I doubt it. They're all catlicks.

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            Re: Please pray for Chile.

            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
            Did these beaners just steal the Godly Texan flag?
            I don't think so. They just look similar. I think this will clear up any confusion.
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            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              Re: Please pray for Chile.

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Are there any Christians there that need help? We should reach out to them.

              Remember, we can only Save those that are already Saved®. For those doomed to Hell, we should not interfere with Gods effort to cleanse the Earth.
              Indeed, brother. But perhaps they repented of whatever evil they were up to. Maybe because we found 5 righteous people in the entire country, God temporarily averted His wrath.

              But His ways are not ours. He moves in ever so mysterious ways.


              Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
              Well, it worked. Our prayers stopped the wave. Praise the Lord!
              As they always do! Hallelujah!
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for Chile.

                I don't eat Chili. Ethnic foods hotten up the blood.
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