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10-21-2008, 04:40 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

That is not entirely true, we are letting you stay around (for now).

Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post

Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!

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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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#47

10-21-2008, 05:06 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

Can you guess which one was me?

I certainly hope you are the one who decided not to point his unGodly "package" towards the camera?

Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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#48

10-21-2008, 05:30 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

Can you guess which one was me?

The one buried under the sand.

Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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10-21-2008, 11:49 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post

Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!
No, I know that her clothes are too small for me because I'm a heck of alot bigger than her. Have I tried them on? Heck no!

Then why were you wearing her dirty jeans, her work boots, and her beer-soaked wet t-shirt?

Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

Can you guess which one was me?

The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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10-22-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

Then why were you wearing her dirty jeans, her work boots, and her beer-soaked wet t-shirt?

Hah! I've never seen her wear anything that didn't look brand new! The day she'd wear a shirt that even had crumbs on it is the day Pastor Ezekiel joins PETA, American Atheists and the DNC!

The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

Taking pictures like that seems more gay than posing for them.

Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.
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10-22-2008, 06:53 AM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

Well, I haven't always been a saved True Christian (tm). Those were wild times back then! Why me and the gang would pick up a 6 pack and go to the beach and spend the day chasing the gals around! I'm so ashamed.

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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#52

10-22-2008, 12:22 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

No matter how I look at it, ick.

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10-22-2008, 12:49 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

No matter how I look at it, ick.

The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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10-22-2008, 12:56 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post

The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

Too late.

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10-22-2008, 01:17 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

No matter how I look at it, ick.

Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post

The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

...or, in the case of Mrs. Van Hellsplaything or OIC, not to enter this forum at all. Which part of "Men Only!" do you Christ-denying Jezebels not understand?

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10-22-2008, 08:15 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post

The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

What kind of sick witch freak are you ???? You actually vomit.... THROUGH YOUR EYES ?????!!!
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10-22-2008, 08:53 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post

What kind of sick witch freak are you ???? You actually vomit.... THROUGH YOUR EYES ?????!!!

She's demon possessed, Brother Percy. That's what demon possessed people do. Sick, isn't it?
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10-22-2008, 09:26 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post

What kind of sick witch freak are you ???? You actually vomit.... THROUGH YOUR EYES ?????!!!

The only way she can surprise me anymore is by behaving normally, not that she often does.

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10-22-2008, 09:42 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post

The only way she can surprise me anymore is by behaving normally, not that she often does.

I still think she's wet Cajun coonass.

YIC,
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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#60

10-22-2008, 10:25 PM

Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

Here is my contribution!

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