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  • Vitiate
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    • Aug 2010
    • 4
    #1

    Help!

    I need some help here. My son has gotten a little crazy and I don't know what to do. My son is a homosexual and he's dating an asian in school! He's in college and he's also an atheist! He listens to rap music and he has dishonored me and my wife many times.

    Please help us!
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: Help!

      Tell him you are cutting off his money unless he transfers to a Real Christian university.

      It seems like you should have used the summer to put him through an ex-gay camp, but I suppose he can always wait until next semester to get back into school.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Vitiate
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          Under Investigation
          • Aug 2010
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Help!

          The money is not coming from me. He has earned a full scholarship.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930
              #4
              Re: Help!

              Originally posted by Vitiate View Post
              The money is not coming from me. He has earned a full scholarship.
              Then, there isn't much to be done. I mean, you should definitely not go to that school and smack him over the head and throw him in a gunny sack where he will wake up in ex-gay camp on an island.

              You should definitely not do something like that.

              I might know of such a camp and people who would do it for you.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Laura Rose
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 7
                  #5
                  Re: Help!

                  Originally posted by Vitiate View Post
                  I need some help here. My son has gotten a little crazy and I don't know what to do. My son is a homosexual and he's dating an asian in school! He's in college and he's also an atheist! He listens to rap music and he has dishonored me and my wife many times.

                  Please help us!
                  this child is no child of yours any longer.
                  All of these things he has done.
                  You must disown him before anyone links it to you and your honorable family.

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