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  • Dingleberry
    Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
    • Aug 2010
    • 54
    #1

    If you're going to heaven..

    When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
    Well then why don't you just kill yourself?

    Atleast these Islamic Extremists are brave enough to die for there cause, see in a way I admire that because they truely believe in their religion.
    They give their life for it, unfortunately its in terrible terrorist attacks that kill innocent..
    Get what I mean though?
    They have the balls to die for there religion, whereas you guys.. not so much..

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    Tags: anti-christian baby eaters, persecution
    • JustGotSaved
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 519
      #2
      Re: If you're going to heaven..

      No christian ever won an argument by dying for his religion. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his religion.
      Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: If you're going to heaven..

          Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
          When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
          Well then why don't you just kill yourself?

          Atleast these Islamic Extremists are brave enough to die for there cause, see in a way I admire that because they truely believe in their religion.
          They give their life for it, unfortunately its in terrible terrorist attacks that kill innocent..
          Get what I mean though?
          They have the balls to die for there religion, whereas you guys.. not so much..

          LOL, you are funny! God does not tolerate suicide. Anyone who takes their own life goes straight to Hell. God wants the True Christians™ to help as many heathens as possible save themselves by getting Saved©. If we were dead, we could not do that.
          Mooslimes are not the brightest race in the world. The reality is, the suicide bombers are all kids, too dumb to know better. The older ones con these kids in to dying for alla-kazam so there is less competition.

          So, it is not that these mooslimes have 'balls' as you put it, rather they lack brains (and belief in the one True God®).
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Annie1
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2010
              • 132
              #4
              Re: If you're going to heaven..

              Everyone knows that if you commit suicide you go straight to hell.
              Girls for God

              Ephesians 5:22

              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                • Gaps
                  Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 162
                  #5
                  Re: If you're going to heaven..

                  You guys are so stucked!!!

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337
                      #6
                      Re: If you're going to heaven..

                      What a stupid thread! Only a complete idiot would ask such a retarded question! Why don't you kill yourself, Dingleberry-for-brains.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Brother Snapper Grogan
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 608
                          #7
                          Re: If you're going to heaven..

                          Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                          When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
                          Well then why don't you just kill yourself?
                          God put us here for a purpose, Dingleberry - to save heathen trash like you from the aeternal flames. Think about that when Satan is inserting his giant, barbed, red-hot tallywhacker into your fundament.
                          Originally posted by Gaps View Post
                          You guys are so stucked!!!
                          Stucked? That's a new word to me. If it means "washed in the blood of Jesus" then yes, yes we are. Thank you.
                          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                            • Gaps
                              Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 162
                              #8
                              Re: If you're going to heaven..

                              Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                              God put us here for a purpose, Dingleberry - to save heathen trash like you from the aeternal flames. Think about that when Satan is inserting his giant, barbed, red-hot tallywhacker into your fundament.

                              Stucked? That's a new word to me. If it means "washed in the blood of Jesus" then yes, yes we are. Thank you.
                              What is it with you guys... you spend a huge amount of time on telling about satan putting things inside us. Its a very important subject to you people

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                                • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 608
                                  #9
                                  Re: If you're going to heaven..

                                  Originally posted by Gaps View Post
                                  What is it with you guys... you spend a huge amount of time on telling about satan putting things inside us. Its a very important subject to you people
                                  Not nearly as important to us as it's going to be to you.
                                  What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29453
                                      #10
                                      Re: If you're going to heaven..

                                      Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                                      Not nearly as important to us as it's going to be to you.
                                      Vey true, Brother Grogan, very true.
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                        • Dingleberry
                                          Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
                                          • Aug 2010
                                          • 54
                                          #11
                                          Re: If you're going to heaven..

                                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                          What a stupid thread! Only a complete idiot would ask such a retarded question! Why don't you kill yourself, Dingleberry-for-brains.
                                          Was calling me Dingleberry an insult?
                                          If it was it was a pathetic insult, I actually like that name

                                          Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                                          God put us here for a purpose, Dingleberry - to save heathen trash like you from the aeternal flames. Think about that when Satan is inserting his giant, barbed, red-hot tallywhacker into your fundament.

                                          Stucked? That's a new word to me. If it means "washed in the blood of Jesus" then yes, yes we are. Thank you.
                                          Well go ahead then, save me.
                                          This space is allocated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any deviance from this policy can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges. --ADMIN

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                                            • Levi Jones
                                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                               
                                              • Jul 2009
                                              • 13930
                                              #12
                                              Re: If you're going to heaven..

                                              Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                              Well go ahead then, save me.
                                              You have to want to be saved. You have free will (maybe).
                                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                • Sister Charli
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jun 2010
                                                  • 1590
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: If you're going to heaven..

                                                  Originally posted by Dinglemouse View Post
                                                  When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
                                                  Well then why don't you just kill yourself?
                                                  Suicide is a sin. God tells us it is wicked and foolish.

                                                  Ecclesiastes 7:17 (King James Version)
                                                  17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?
                                                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                                                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                                    • Dingleberry
                                                      Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
                                                      • Aug 2010
                                                      • 54
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: If you're going to heaven..

                                                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                      You have to want to be saved. You have free will (maybe).
                                                      Well I don't need saving, but thanks anyways

                                                      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                                                      Suicide is a sin. God tells us it is wicked and foolish.

                                                      Ecclesiastes 7:17 (King James Version)
                                                      17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?
                                                      Sweet thanks for clearing that up, I've always wondered about it
                                                      This space is allocated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any deviance from this policy can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges. --ADMIN

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                                                        • Gaps
                                                          Unsaved Trash, Hatemonger
                                                          • Aug 2010
                                                          • 162
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: If you're going to heaven..

                                                          Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                                                          Not nearly as important to us as it's going to be to you.
                                                          Look my friend, i don't care what satan does to me if i go to hell. I'll be in hell, what does it matter. But what i find amusing, is you anti gay people in here, talk ALOT about what satan will do to sinners in hell, and how our behinds will be violated. I can only conclude that you are projecting your inner thoughts. And don't worry, its normal to do that if you really suppress something... don't fear. God will know you're not gay. Just let i go...

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