JESUS MARRIED??! - Scholars accuse Jesus Christ our LORD for being a FORNICATOR!
A new claim has emerged. It would be easy to react to it with rage and dismissal, but being an unbiased scholar of Creation Science, it is necessary to examine this outrageous assertion first. I'll expose its main content right away. Atheists are claiming Jesus was married.
Quote:
Quote:
1. The document was written in AD 570! This is approximately 500 years after the actual Gospels and Epistles that are contained within the New Testament Canon that God wrote through His scribes. While the Gospels contain actual evidence of eye-witness accounts, it is impossible that any eye-witnesses would have been present in AD 570 to tell these later authors about the actual life of Jesus. In addition, the principal investigator is a Jewish film-maker. What made him the expert? Logic 1 - atheists 0.Now, let us look some of this "new evidence": Quote:
http://s26.postimg.cc/46shaif1l/1415..._Manuscrip.jpg This is the alleged "manuscript". 4. The Jewish scholar thus asserts that Joseph = Jesus and Aseneth = Mary Magdalene. I could claim that Elmer G. = King David and Esther = my wife. What would that make me? Yes, a lunatic! Logic 4 - atheists 0.Now we come to the most disgusting part of the new study. It is, however, necessary to inform Good Christians about this scheme to fight against Jesus and God: Quote:
5. Basically, all the filth is here. The authors actually claim that Jesus practiced intercourse, that Jesus Christ was a fornicator. If we follow this logic, the following picture emerges. Jesus is God (John 10:30) and as the Only God He is Perfect (Matthew 5:48). We also know that Jesus actually did have a tallywhacker, as He was circumcised (Luke 2:21). As the claim actually contains intercourse, it means that these people claim that Jesus would really have inserted His tallywhacker in an erect state into the cooter of a woman. Jesus as the perfect God would have had the most endowed tallywhacker of all times. This means that these atheists are actually depicting Jesus Christ as a male porn star. God also tells us that only the sinful fallen men of the corrupted world would take on a woman (Ecclesiastes 7:26): "...whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her." Jesus was not a sinner but was perfect and could not have entered Heaven had he been a fornicator (1 Corinthians 6:9). But we KNOW that Jesus is Heaven (John 20:17) and could not have had "stirrings" or an erect state in His male organ. Thus: logic 5 - atheists 0.http://new.rejesus.co.uk/images/blog...s_and_Mary.jpg This is what atheists would make us believe - that Jesus was a man of a massive tallywhacker fornicating all the time with His harlot wife. This did not happen! This is false. 7. Jesus is God. Atheists are mortal men bound to end up in Hell, in the Furnace (Matthew 13:42). Who do you believe? The omniscient God or fallible biased scientists? The answer is OBVIOUS. Logic INFINITE - atheists still only 0.Case closed. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: PS. The scientist has "promised" that "Later this week, he will present his findings at a conference hosted by the British Library". Needless to say, we will be following this closely and we are going to rebuke all additional ridiculous claims that might emerge. |
Re: JESUS MARRIED??! - Scholars accuse Jesus Christ our LORD for being a FORNICATOR!
If there had been a 5th Gospel, King James would have had it translated and included in the KJV (1611). The fact that he did not is all the evidence any thinking True Christian™ needs to be certain that this is a fake. :thumbdown:
|
Re: JESUS MARRIED??! - Scholars accuse Jesus Christ our LORD for being a FORNICATOR!
What is the argument — that just because an old manuscript says something, it has to be true? The unsaved will believe anything, as long as it disagrees with the King James Bible.
|
Re: JESUS MARRIED??! - Scholars accuse Jesus Christ our LORD for being a FORNICATOR!
Relax everyone. It's Archaya S. Everyone knows she is not a scholar. She is just a smut merchant who will do anything for attention.
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 02:12 PM. |
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved