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    SOUNDBITE NEWS: Million Mutant Mink March, Bill Gates is broke!

    Danish Agriculture Minister Mogens Jensen (politician) resigns following criticism of illegal government order to cull 15-17 million minks after the discovery of a mutated version of the coronavirus at some of the country's mink farms.
    Germs don't mutate, if they did that would prove evolutionist theory. What we should do is use the minks to make masks. If they look as good as fur coats, even True Republicans will wear them.

    No need to irritate your ears with elastic straps - the mink holds on to your face all by itself.
    Million Mink March. I like the sound of that.
    Elon Musk surpasses Bill Gates to become the second-richest person in the world, behind only Jeff Bezos.
    So now Bill has gone from a second-rate autistic retard to a third-rate autistic retard. And it only gets worse for him:
    The European Union announces that it will sign a contract to receive 160 million vaccine doses from Moderna.
    160 million more autistic kids on the way. The market for autists will be glutted! Nobody is going to buy 160 million different PC operating systems when we already have JesOS.
    Mourners pay respects to the former head of the Serbian Orthodox Church Patriarch Irinej in Belgrade following his death due to COVID-19. Many mourners did not wear face masks or practice social distancing, and some kissed the glass shield that was covering the patriarch's body despite warnings from the Serbian government and epidemiologists.
    Freakin' false Christians...I know long beards are absurdly sexy, but come on....
    A sealed copy of the Nintendo Entertainment System game Super Mario Bros. 3 sells for $156,000, the most ever paid for a video game.
    Most ever paid? Only if you think your time is worthless....
    Tigray People's Liberation Front forces claim to have destroyed an Ethiopian National Defense Force division.
    They must be mistaken. Maybe they killed a division of Italians instead? See world's wimpiest nations.
    Following a two-year trial, former Nduma Defense of Congo militia leader Ntabo Ntaberi Sheka is sentenced to life imprisonment for "murder, rape, sexual slavery and enlisting children under 15 years old"
    Nothing unBiblical about the first 3 charges, and after 2 years the kids are now 17 years old. So what's the problem?
    Los Angeles County public health officials announces a suspension of outdoor dining
    Does anybody even do that in L.A.? Wouldn't that mean getting out of your car? Oh, maybe they mean no drive-through if you're in an open-top vehicle. I'm sure they'll make an exception for Mexicans who put their 12 kids in the back of an uninsured pickup truck.
    The United States surpasses 12 million cases of COVID-19, just six days after surpassing 11 million cases
    God is punishing America for suppressing the Million MAGA March.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 11-29-2020, 04:48 PM.
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    Re: SOUNDBITE NEWS: Million Mutant Mink March, Bill Gates is broke!

    Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
    160 million vaccine doses...160 million more autistic kids on the way.
    It gets even worse. Did I tell you about the time I got the 'flu vaccine and a month later I got an ingrowing toenail?
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      Re: SOUNDBITE NEWS: Million Mutant Mink March, Bill Gates is broke!

      Originally posted by Social Construct View Post
      It gets even worse. Did I tell you about the time I got the 'flu vaccine and a month later I got an ingrowing toenail?
      Typical atheist cherry picking. Did you even consider God might be sending you a message? Such as stop complaining, cut your damn toenails and walk your ass to Church.

      Brother Jeb has unloaded a salvo of salty soundbites on us, that's for sure - arcing ropes of acumen - we need to clear the speck from our eyes and focus on seeing the connection. What could it be? Think! Minxes, billionaires, Los Angeles, a negro uprising, 160 million autistic zombies. Put it all together... THINK for a minute. THINK dammit! It's endtimes.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        Re: SOUNDBITE NEWS: Million Mutant Mink March, Bill Gates is broke!

        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        Typical atheist cherry picking. Did you even consider God might be sending you a message? Such as stop complaining, cut your damn toenails and walk your ass to Church.

        Put it all together... THINK for a minute. THINK dammit! It's endtimes.
        Powerful, Dr. Toole. I'm surprised when people have a question about their bodies, or their souls for that matter, and don't consult with you before going off and doing the wrong thing.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          Re: SOUNDBITE NEWS: Million Mutant Mink March, Bill Gates is broke!

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          Powerful, Dr. Toole. I'm surprised when people have a question about their bodies, or their souls for that matter, and don't consult with you before going off and doing the wrong thing.
          Oh yes Brother Mayor, thank you! Among my proprietary remedies, I offer a deep treatment for painful souls. It's so effective nobody has ever come back a second time (except poor Peter Crackhead who had to be taken to Quarantine).
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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