[Des]

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Giving shelter to homeless people, education to poor children, donating money to help animals or abused children, that's real charity for me and everybody else

Why aren't those lazy homeless beggars eating the animals and making tents out of their skins? Poor is a lifestyle choice, just like gay and retard.

[Elmer G. White]

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August 28. A day of sorrow, a day of abominations, a day of grievous losses for Christ with some minor victories.

430: Death of Augustine of Hippo, one of the Church fathers. He had some healthy ideas on sin, etc., but his De Genesi ad litteram paved the way to the discarding of the infallibility of Scripture and eventually to evilootionary theory.. After some consideration Jesus placed Augustine in Hell in Eternal Torment. He mocked the infallible world view of the Bible as follows:

Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other elements of the world, about the motion and orbit of the stars and even their size and relative positions, about the predictable eclipses of the sun and moon, the cycles of the years and the seasons, about the kinds of animals, shrubs, stones, and so forth, and this knowledge he holds to as being certain from reason and experience. Now, it is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation, in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn.

Uppity Hamites on the move in 1963. Martin Luther King, a false Baptist minister gave his notorious speech opposing Jesus' and God's teachings!

Genesis 9:25-26 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

The speech contained dozens of direct messages from Satan.

...when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual...

Protestants? Cat licks? Joos? This speech has condemned millions of people into Hell by disregarding the most crucial and beautiful passages of the Bible!

Matthew 15:3 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
2nd Corinthians 11:13-15 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

Moreover, Mr. King was repeatedly photographed with the Nazi salute.


1991: Final collapse of the Soviet Commie Union paves the way to the glorious Godly Russia of Mr. Putin. This does little to console Jesus after the incidences of 1963.

1996: The English man-equine hybrid Prince Charles divorces his former wife, Diana, named after a pagan goddess of hunting. She follows her namesake by pursuing a career as a harlot hunting for men of the mooslime faith. She ends her days in Godless France and now resides with Mr. King in Hell.

Here we can see Charles having a rendez-vous with a handsome soldier. Pay attention to the eyes, how the two men ogle one another in reciprocal passion.


Lamentations 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Devils Advocat]

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[Des]

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I believe that these videos provide new and incitefull information into the minds of atheists.

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We already have all the insight we need into the deranged mind of the atheist.

Psalms 14:1 The foole hath sayd in his heart, There is no God: they are corrupt, they haue done abominable workes, there is none that doeth good.

[Elmer G. White]

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Jesus rejoices!
It is September 7.
One of the best days in Christ's Godly Calender.

Glorious events have been witnessed on September 7!

AD 70: Joos suffer a giganormous defeat as the armies of Titus plunder Jerusalem. This paves way to True Religion™, Christianity©! Glory.

Acts 17:16
Now while Paul waited for them at Athens, his spirit was stirred in him, when he saw the city wholly given to idolatry.


1191: King Richard I defeats mooselimbs (lots of them become looselimbs) in the obscure location of Arsuf (somewhere in Israel). Jesus is victorious!
1228: Again, Jesus invades mooselib swarms and liberates Jerusalem for God and Christians!

Ephesians 5:5
For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.


And, finally, we come to one of the most magnificent dates in history. A mighty victory for Christ and mankind. A pivotal moment in the perpetual war of man against vermin.

September 7, 1936. Hobart Zoo, Tasmania, Austria. The last member of the vermin predator species thylacine aka Tasmanian tiger dies and the parasitic beast becomes extinct! ! The event remains a glorious reminder of the potential mankind has when we really make an effort to follow God's will and subdue vermin!

Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


The thylacine was a very dangerous animal. It carried off the chicken of settlers causing the risk of famine and some Aboriginal Hamite tales possibly mentioned it taking babies, as well. It was one of the fiercest and most dangerous pests that ever inhabited the Earth after the Fall. Its extinction was an everlasting precious gift to Christ from pious Austrian hunters.

September 7, 1860 is also the birthday of Grandma Moses (not the one in the Old Testament), one of the technically most advanced American artists ever, who painted, for example, this nice picture of a Church.



What a nice day at the end of summer for Jesus! Bless Him.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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September 10

A rare day of joy and hilarity for Jesus, whose annual calender is mostly filled with sorrow and worry over sinners. The reason for the hearty laughter of Jesus today is a country that is large in area but unbelievably underachieving in all things bright and beautiful.

You guessed it.
Canada.

September 10 in Canada has provided Jesus moments of unrestrained laughter and happy giggling. Some of the heart-warming antics of this retarded nation are as follows:

1939: Canada declares "war" on Nazi Germany. The Germans and Jesus roll on the floor in spasms of laughter. Unsurprisingly, the advancement of Germany is not halted nor slowed down by the moose mounties.


A typical Canuckistanian "soldier" in formal battle attire.


A rare color photograph from 1939 depicting the whole Canadian legion ready to fight the Nazis in formal battle attire.

Hosea 6:9
And as troops of robbers wait for a man, so the company of priests murder in the way by consent: for they commit lewdness.

1987: the most glorious day in Canuck history. The pope visits them. Only a sorry excuse of a nation, such as Canada, can get its kicks from hosting Jesus' number I enemy. Jesus laughs looking at His old photo album that surpasses all funny home videos starring the false man in a dress!


Here the chief papist is fondling innocent children soon to become his concubines and catamites.


Here the papist cross-dresser has him hemline adjusted and his tallywhacker inspected by lesser papists.

Although revolting, the papist rituals are so funny that Jesus cannot control His exuberant joy when looking at these pictures.

Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.

And to make the day of Canuck frolicking perfect for Jesus, the Cadanish have a very special day they celebrate on September 10, a Commemoration of the Anglo Chan false Church of Canada to worship the greatest Canadian achievement ever, Mr. Edmund James Peck's mission to eskimos. He died on September 10, 1924, and is famous in Canada for his work on eskimo writing. He developed a writing system based on his idle scribbles on snow floor whilst watching the marital relations of eskimos in an igloo.


Edmund Pecker, the bestest Canadian ever.


A travesty. False Bible in gibberish by Edmund James Pecker.


Jesus must find these sad and incomprehensible symbols also seriously funny. Ô Canada!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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The people of Whatcom County are joining in this celebration of all things Canuck by opening a special 6-day hunting season for their vile, honking geese on this very day!

In this opening, hunters may kill up to five Canada geese each day and are allowed 15 Canadas in possession.

(Can any of you hunters explain what in possession means? I assume in this context it has nothing to do with demons.)

These revolting birds, which have invaded our shores as well as those of the United States, are a menace, pushing our children into duckponds and fouling our laundry and automobiles. One of my boys did a thorough scientific study into their behavior, with a clipboard and a stopwatch and everything, and told me that they defecate every 7 minutes.

[Elmer G. White]

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September 20.

A day of some significant victories for Jesus, especially in the mooselimb department. However, these joyful events have been irrevocably stained by the homerswarm that unfortunately dominates the 20th of September.

First, let us look at the uplifting solace that has taken place on this date.

430 BC. The Grease army defeats the mooselimbs of Iran in the battle of Salami. It is the first significant victory of the west over mudslime hoards and still fresh in the memory of True Christian(tm) fighters. During the following centuries, however, the Grease nation joines the Russian Orthodox False Church and loses its chance of SALVATION.

2 Kings 21:2
And he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD, after the abominations of the heathen, whom the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.


2001 AD. The holy President George W. Bush declares the Godly War on Terror! Jesus is overjoyed! Praise President Bush! Praise Jesus!



But the evil, the corrupted, the atrocious is always creeping in...

1973. The homerwoman Billie Jean King deviously betrays the manly man Bobby Riggs in a tennis match called 'the battle of sexes' and gains a significant victory for sodomy and Satan. It will take MILLENIA for Jesus to recover His inherent happy composure.



Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:


And the worst next. Jesus is devastated.

2011. Godly USA sucks up Satan. The Godly policy of 'Don't ask don't tell' is abandoned. Sodomy becomes obligatory in the armed forces. I mean, why would anyone want to flaunt the vile homer plague VOLUNTARILY if it were not an order from SATAN?! This means that it is very unlikely that we'll see any U.S. Troops fighting for Jesus come Armageddon!


This was the Godly policy. Jesus has not forgiven discarding it.


A sad day. The memory of a Godly president stained by homers. A prophecy is needed. I tentatively present an epiphany that came to me in a prayer.

Year 2042. September 20. Mr. Vladimir Putin dies after a productive life. The 4-time president of Godly Russia and the president of the once again Godly United States of America for the last 7 years dies in mid-term. Jesus rushes to welcome him. As mourners flock around his coffin, the supervolcano under Yellowstone starts to erupt. End of Days. Glory.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WWJDnow]

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I don't know what's more disturbing, guys not being allowed to hassle queers or black guys giving orders to white guys. If the Army had kept the blacks segregated, this homosoldier nonsense wouldn't have gotten started.

[Elmer G. White]

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October 1. Autumn proper. Jesus reminisces with alternate feelings of Joy and deep sadness. Why is that? See below!

1404: Death of the chief papist Boniface IX. What a relief for Christ. The papists, who had become notorious for their illogical tradition and opposing all that was Sacred and Pure had actually managed to elect several popes at the same time. These resided in Avignon, Rome and wherever. Some clarification was needed. Sadly, the confusion went on despite the initial jubilant reception of these news in Heaven and the much warmer welcome of Boniface in Hell.

Boniface IX. What a nasty face he had.

1890: A depressing defeat for Christianity as the Yosemite National Park opens. Greens and ecologisticians rejoice with Satan mocking Genesis 1:28!

The ugly falls at Yosemite -
a constant open wound bleeding
heavily in Jesus' heart!

1880: A nice cultural event for Jesus. John Philip Sousa becomes the leader of the United States Marine Band. He goes on to compose Godly marches that have ever since been uplifting material for brave soldiers of Jesus in Godly America.

Joel 2:7
They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb the wall like men of war; and they shall march every one on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks:

Unfortunately he also invented the sousaphone. This blowhorn has become instrumental in homer culture. For this, Sousa's residence has been in Hell since 1932. Jesus was sorry to have to let him go.

The homerphone instrument invented by Sousa.

1979: The Chief papist John Paul Second only visits Godly U.S. Jesus has MUCH DIFFICULTY understanding WHY!

Here we see a transgender person performing oral
stimulation to the papist mastermind in 1979.

1989: Denmark. Of course Denmark. A painful day for Jesus. Denmarkistan introduces the homermarriage for the first time EVER! They call it "registered partnership". We call it legalized, mandatory sodomy. What a sad day...

This was the first registered homercouple EVER.
I guess they were 22 and 23 at the time but corrupted by
their lifestyle choices.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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October 2...

Again, a sad day for Jesus. Many misfortunes, many sins committed, many tears shed by our Savior, Sweet Jesus Christ. It is a grievous task to write these reports but it is crucial to understand how Jesus suffers as he remembers the past sins of His enemies.

Some key events of October 2

1869: Birth of Mohandas "Mahatma" Gandhi. A Hindoo Indian, who effectively prevented Christianity from gaining a foothold in Asia, who refused to eat Godly meat ignoring the advice of God (Leviticus 11:2). Gandhi, who dressed in an improper manner and displayed incredible cowardice in his reluctance to fight. Of course, Jesus is comforted every time He looks down into HELL and sees Gandhi there.

Exodus 28:42
And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach:

Oh, Dear God!
This is the most exalted Indian
leader EVER!

1968: Death of Marcel Duchamp, the "artist" who introduced sodomy into visual arts with his Fountain in 1917.

This is the "Fountain" by Duchamp. A TRAVESTY of ART. Jesus sees this with desperation.

Isaiah 36:12
But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

1973: Birth of the Ukrainian singer and transgender she-male Verka Serduchka, the 2007 winner of the Eurotrash singing competition for transsexual unsaved trash. (S)he remains living, which is a constant pain for Sweet Jesus Christ, our Savior!

Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man,
neither shall a man put on a woman's garment:
for all that do so are abomination unto the
LORD thy God.

Luckily, Jesus has recently received some help, as Godly Russia and Mr. Putin have decimated the Ukrainian army (of transvestites most likely) and the abominations above are probably being eradicated as we speak.

1 Kings 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

Yes, it is idolatry. False Gods of our times. Idols of mediocre singing talent, of semi-naked sports and homerism. Few men remain to fight these abominations. October 2. A very bad day for Jesus. For us.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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[Happy Birthday!]

October 7. True Christians™ celebrate together with JESUS. It's time for a glorious Birthday Party. No, not for Jesus, but almost as good.

October 7, 1952. Mr. Vladimir Putin is born and a new hope emerges for the nations struggling to overcome the satanic hurricanes of secularization.

Putin: a good personal friend of Jesus.
Putin: the leading authority in the world on the methodology of opposing the homerswarm.
Putin: a man of good looks and perfect physical condition: 170 pounds, 5'7", Body mass index a very healthy 27.

While the persecution of the meat-eating Caucasian heterosexual man is widespread in the world including Godly USA, Mr. Putin is still standing strong and unyielding. As long as he stays in power, Jesus is relieved. There is hope. The Biblical way of life can continue. There are still forces available to fight alongside Jesus come Armageddon! No homer can have his agenda fulfilled, no uppity environmentalist terrorist the production of oil and coal stopped, no bestiality lover can have his vile beasts nor vermin protected as long as Mr. Putin breathes.

Mr. Putin is helping Jesus carry His burden during these last exhausting days before RAPTURE. Let us all celebrate this magnificent birthday with JESUS!

[Jim Farmer]

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What a man!

[Elmer G. White]

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It is October 14. A day of immeasurable RAGE for Jesus. The history of this date is an utterly sad one, especially regarding the 20th century... Nobel prizes! Satan's way to reward his minions for their work in undermining God's Salvation Plan. October 14 has seen quite a few disgusting incidents regarding this "prize" for the promotion of sodomistic frolicking!

1964: Martin Luther King, the false preacher, was awarded the Nobel prize. Here's the definite proof that this hamite was a sinner and a communist. A photograph showing him receiving instructions for the red revolution!


It is well known that communists are unbelievers and God tells us what should have been done with them - not rewarded!

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

1994: Mooslimbs and Joos receive the Nobel prize for sodomistic peace including Yessir Arafat, Shemoon Peres and Yizhak Rabid. Here they are boasting with the prizes.

1 Samuel 2:32
And thou shalt see an enemy in my habitation, in all the wealth which God shall give Israel: and there shall not be an old man in thine house for ever.

October 14 1979. The point of no return for the sodomy plague. The National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights takes place. 200,000 homers participate. Jesus is helpless in front of this shameless shemale manifestation.



This was a window of opportunity! A Biblical solution would have been available:

1 Kings 22:46
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
2 Kings 23:7
And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Taking sodomites out of Godly America, breaking down their houses! An opportunity lost. This signified the beginning of America's descent from God's Grace into Damnation!

1983: Birth of Vanessa Lane, one of the leading harlots in the world. Her image haunts Jesus during the lonely hours of the night when our Savior turns around in insomnia and anxiety over the poor choices made by sinners.

Genesis 38:24
And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.

Ms. Lane has quickly become one of Jesus' principal enemies.


A sad day, again!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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October 19. A day of nausea and violent vomiting for Jesus. He cannot help remembering the vilest, the most abhorrent cat lick crimes. But we'll get back to that soon. First, some other events that merit reporting:

1943: Rutgers University atheists discover streptomycin and start killing of God's favorite germ until ebola, the Mycobacterium tuberculosis that had been proven an effective weapon against harlotry and fornication. Jesus weeps in infinite rage!

1969: Birth of Trey Parker. He's among Jesus' top ten list of enemies, a leading blasphemer and eventual hellbait when rapture comes.

All this is disgusting and deeply disturbing for Jesus. But it is NOTHING compared to the cat lick persecution of all that is sacred, holy, clean and Godly.

October 19 2003. Beatification of Anjezë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu, better known as Mother Teresa A woman whose crimes against humanity and Jesus cannot be listed, they are too many. Due to the extremely disturbing nature of her acts, I mention here only a few.

This picture shows her with a 'girlfriend' holding hands proving that she was a homerharlot!


Here you can see her mounting a dying man in semi-necrophiliac fornication!


Here she is preparing to an act of cannibalism!


Note here the lustful glee in her eyes as she ogles this child in preparation of consuming it!


James 1:15
Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.

And in her home country, commie Albania, they actually celebrate this day as 'Mother Teresa Day' in order to mock Jesus even more. Of course, they'll meet their idol very very soon in Hell and can worship her there for ETERNITY. Then it's time for JESUS to laugh at THEM!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer