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  • Wowsers
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    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2007
    • 23

    #1

    This is... Kind of ironic...

    What with all the links to the gay mens fitness website that run on this forum? I was under the impression that you people don't like "homers."
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: Gay advertisements?

    Originally posted by Wowsers View Post
    What with all the links to the gay mens fitness website that run on this forum? I was under the impression that you people don't like "homers."
    Our ads are served by Google. If you have ever used Google search, Google stores a cookie on your computer. When Google serves you an ad, it reads your cookie to link back to your previous Google searches, and uses that information to figure out what ads you are likely to be interested in.

    I get ads for Crosswalk magazine, Christian bookstores, and firearms. You are getting gay ads because Google knows you are a homosexual.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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    • Wowsers
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      Under Investigation
      • Dec 2007
      • 23

      #3
      Re: Gay advertisements?

      Looks like you should do a little research before posting erroneous messages.

      Originally posted by WWW.GOOGLE.COM
      Google AdSense matches ads to your site's content, and you earn money whenever your visitors click on them.
      This is the only website I have ever seen ads like that and I have never searched for anything homosexual. Nice job jumping to conclusions again though. I'm guessing it's probably because you guys are constantly referring to queers, homosexuals, homers, etc and Google is picking it up as a key topic. I recommend if you don't like it you go to googles site and filter them out.

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      • Ancyra
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2007
        • 1

        #4
        Re: Gay advertisements?

        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
        I get ads for Crosswalk magazine, Christian bookstores, and firearms. You are getting gay ads because Google knows you are a homosexual.
        Pastor Billy-Reuben
        Sir (as little respect I have for you, I have respect none the less)
        Google is a computer system search engine developed to help people find sites they see fit to help them find information and such.
        I do not believe it persecutes individuals, mainly because it is a computer program on the web, thus meaning it doesn't choose such to who is homosexual or not.

        you are as bad as someone who believes in luck and omens

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Gay advertisements?

          Originally posted by Ancyra View Post
          Sir (as little respect I have for you, I have respect none the less)
          Google is a computer system search engine developed to help people find sites they see fit to help them find information and such.
          I do not believe it persecutes individuals, mainly because it is a computer program on the web, thus meaning it doesn't choose such to who is homosexual or not.

          you are as bad as someone who believes in luck and omens
          Come back when you grow up, goth girl. "Tis" not your time to post.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Gay advertisements?

            I haven't noticed any faggy ads, thank Jesus.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: Gay advertisements?

              I'm getting ads for Belgian waffles, truffles, and back braces
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • The_Big_Boner
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2007
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Gay advertisements?

                I wish I had gay adverts, they would be super.

                Also, Wide-Open, is your name about what condition your butt is in?

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Gay advertisements?

                  Originally posted by The_Big_Boner View Post
                  I wish I had gay adverts, they would be super.

                  Also, Wide-Open, is your name about what condition your butt is in?
                  I will not discuss the condition of my bottom with a homer on the digital highway, why thank you

                  I'd also have to elaborate on the piles - I hope that doesn't turn you on - and other medical conditions. Which I won't.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • The_Big_Boner
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Gay advertisements?

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    I will not discuss the condition of my bottom with a homer on the digital highway, why thank you

                    I'd also have to elaborate on the piles - I hope that doesn't turn you on - and other medical conditions. Which I won't.
                    Look, you sound hot. You sure you don't want to try being a fag at least once in your life?

                    And why say "homer"?
                    Why not just say "fag" or "gay" or "homosexual"?
                    "homer" sounds stupid.

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                    • One-eyed Jack
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 1092

                      #11
                      Re: Gay advertisements?

                      Are the advertisements served up to each user by Google's targeted-marketing service tracked by Landover?

                      It would seem to be a good way to automatically detect unrepentant homers, deniers of the Christ, Liebrals, and other trash.

                      Personally, I see mostly ads for waterproof Bibles, Beano, and labrador retriever puppies.

                      ~~ OEJ

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Gay advertisements?

                        Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                        and labrador retriever puppies.

                        ~~ OEJ
                        Hey, I get those too

                        AdSense works in mysterious ways, brother.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Larry Lee
                          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4464

                          #13
                          Re: Gay advertisements?

                          Originally posted by Wowsers View Post
                          This is the only website I have ever seen ads like that and I have never searched for anything homosexual. Nice job jumping to conclusions again though. I'm guessing it's probably because you guys are constantly referring to queers, homosexuals, homers, etc and Google is picking it up as a key topic. I recommend if you don't like it you go to googles site and filter them out.
                          I wouldn't be too quick in dismissing Pastor Billy-R's explanation. Google generates huge profits from the internets, where zillions and zillions of other companies have failed. Are you so naive as to think Google is going to tell us everything about its business practices, protocols and algorithms? Not likely. (And needless to say, it's a shamlessly liberal company, to boot.)

                          Right now I'm looking at Google ads for
                          • Donate Car to Alzheimer’s
                          • United Way
                          • Christ centered Yoga [! not sure where that came from]

                          Judging from what we've heard from others, it does sound as if Google has pegged you, alone, to receive the homer ads. Is there something you need to get off your chest? Like the Lord Himself, we're here for you.
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                          • Chezund Rice
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 79

                            #14
                            Re: Gay advertisements?

                            >Catholic guilt
                            >Easy to be Christian
                            >Lost tribes of Israel

                            Yep, that fits! I think all Cath-o-licks are guilty of something, I'm an easy Christian, and I"m always gambling at one of those "tribal" casinos in South Dakota that say they're Indians but keep taking my money like Jews.

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                            • Scott M
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 35

                              #15
                              Re: Gay advertisements?

                              I got one telling me the end is in 2008, audio Bible, who's my soul mate, and Christian group tours.

                              lol at the description for the end is in 2008 one.
                              "Unprecedented destruction will come in 2008, leading to America's fall."
                              If I had to guess I'd say it happens because a Democrat gets elected

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